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Posted on 07-28-07 03:18:08 AM; last edit by TheGreatGuy on 07-28-07 05:14 PM

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I hope this was meant to be a joke, I think it was meant to be a joke, but if it's not meant to be a joke, they need to die. Their stupidity is too great. It'd contaminate the world and cause stupid. And stupid is not something we need more of.

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Posted on 07-28-07 03:25:08 AM

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Their stupidity just flew off the charts

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Posted on 07-28-07 03:26:54 AM

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	Originally posted by new age flat earth hippies Well, it looks that way up close. Proof that the Earth is really flat. Really. I love all these half-assed reasons. It's like having a plothole getting filled up from Bob and George: The Comic Strip! or something. ~~What also amuses me is that they don't cover the fact that you can go east and west and eventually end up in your position. Or the fact that there are freaking satellites orbiting us.~~ they did, but it was still half-assed (see: PLANES) Hey, what about the Earth rotating, huh? How about that pendulum experiment? Any absolute photos from space proving its flatness? This really, really should and has to be a joke, much like what GreatGuy said. ____________________ Originally posted by Grey Mario oh well, just trust someone remembers to screenshit it ...and here he uses the strategy of going really fast and not falling in

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Posted on 07-28-07 03:29:54 AM

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Originally posted by Doritokiller
What also amuses me is that they don't cover the fact that you can go east and west and eventually end up in your position. Or the fact that there are freaking satellites orbiting us.

Hey, what about the Earth rotating, huh? How about that pendulum experiment? Any absolute photos from space proving its flatness?

Ah, but can you prove any of this yourself?

Seriously though, it's obviously a joke. See also: the Earth is hollow and lizard people ruling it live inside. Or DHMO.

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Posted on 07-28-07 03:32:58 AM

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Originally posted by HyperHacker
Ah, but can you prove any of this yourself?

yes i can you see when youre in space its all round
its also a conspiracy

Seriously though, it's obviously a joke. See also: the Earth is hollow and lizard people ruling it live inside. Or DHMO.

4chan isn't a joke.

And the really freaky rule 34.

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Originally posted by Grey Mario
oh well, just trust someone remembers to screenshit it

...and here he uses the strategy of going really fast and not falling in

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Posted on 07-28-07 03:40:25 AM

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Simplicity v1.1

A single human thought can topple over 600 years of scientific study.

Just remember that.

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Posted on 07-28-07 03:40:37 AM

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Can you find anything NOT freaky in that Rule34 site?

Hundred JustUs Dollars to whoever does find something not freaky there

Hiryuu/Ranko/whoeverthefuckyouareatthetimeofediting: GOD IS A HOT AIR BALLOON *shot*

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Posted on 07-28-07 03:44:12 AM

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Simplicity v1.1

You need shot for your growing consistency of unnecessary comments. :\

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Posted on 07-28-07 03:59:27 AM

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Originally posted by Shadic
Q: "What about gravity?"
A: The Earth is accelerating upwards at 1g (9.8m/s^2) along with every star, sun and moon in the universe. This produces the same effect as gravity.

Ok, I never got a chance to take Physics, but I'm pretty sure "accelerating" is not the term they're after.

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Posted on 07-28-07 04:04:29 AM

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Originally posted by Flat Earth people
It's a conspiracy

If this is real (and I certainly hope it isn't), wouldn't they try to prove that it is a conspiracy? I could say that Antarctica is a conspiracy, but that doesn't make it so.

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Posted on 07-28-07 04:40:11 AM

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The internet is the best place to fail at life!
Here's another dilly!

Originally posted by retards
Q: "Doesn't this mean we'd be traveling faster than the speed of light, which is impossible?"

A: The equations of Special Relativity prevent an object from accelerating to the speed of light. Due to this restriction, these equations prove that an object can accelerate at a constant rate forever, and never reach the speed of light.

Your velocity can't beat the speed of light!

FAIL

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Posted on 07-28-07 04:43:56 AM

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SWR, all your link says to me is "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR".

Really.

It's all a bunch of nucking futz idiots. On drugs.

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Posted on 07-28-07 12:20:23 PM

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Originally posted by Thexare Blademoon Originally posted by Shadic Q: "What about gravity?" A: The Earth is accelerating upwards at 1g (9.8m/s^2) along with every star, sun and moon in the universe. This produces the same effect as gravity.Ok, I never got a chance to take Physics, but I'm pretty sure "accelerating" is not the term they're after. Actually, it is. ____________________

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Posted on 07-28-07 05:01:24 PM

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I can't see any way that this is not a joke.

These things are stupid on purpose to parody similar ridiculous arguments, particularly those against evolution.

They're also making fun of conspiracy theorists.

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Posted on 07-28-07 05:20:25 PM

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Posted on 07-28-07 05:35:02 PM

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Posted on 07-28-07 09:21:19 PM

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I am a member of the Flat Earth Society forums. I can tell you that it is quite the piece of entertainment, and many of the moderators there are actually "round-earthers", as they call them. It's so retarded.

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Posted on 07-29-07 01:04:21 AM

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Posted on 07-29-07 05:41:54 AM

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I still find it amazing how they're trying to logic their way out of Earth not having gravity, in their theory.

And I've seen the giant ice wall. (Shh..)

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