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Posted on 01-09-09 12:27:38 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gig
Did you notice the whole spiked shoulders and mohawk thing. Add everything together and, yep, it's turning into some elaborate ruse.

At this point I'm just tuning in for the freak show.


I noticed the shoulders and thought "What the hell?"
Either he's gone clinically insane, or this is a hoax.

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Posted on 01-09-09 12:39:28 AM Link | Quote
*183622 &Xkeeper> "I cannot leave this viridian room."
*183636 &Xkeeper> I wonder if it's symbolic at all that the character of Viridian Room was actually dead

Somewhat interestingly, the diary in that game mentions how upset and depressed the person is, to the point they commit suicide.

Strange, isn't it?

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Posted on 01-09-09 02:41:06 AM Link | Quote
Just you watch, he's going to commit suicide on camera and turn this into a PR nightmare for Nintendo.

*BMF54123 shudders

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Posted on 01-09-09 02:42:45 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by BMF54123
Just you watch, he's going to commit suicide on camera and turn this into a PR nightmare for Nintendo.

*BMF54123 shudders


Shit... I never thought of it that way... That's definitely not the situation they'd want to be in...

The question is really... Has Nintendo thought of it yet?... :/

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Posted on 01-09-09 02:43:24 AM Link | Quote
At the same time, consider Nintendo's current targeted audience, and then consider the audience that is following this.

I'm not exactly worried.

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Posted on 01-10-09 03:30:38 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Him
I really need to get out of here. This headache just won't go away! It's beginning to worry me.
I'm starting to become paranoid that there's some kind of camera hidden in my room.
I can't shake this feeling that I'm being watched. Ridiculous, I know. What am I thinking?

Oh, about yesterday's post. I'm just kidding around.
I mean, look at what I said. It's obviously a joke!
I wouldn't spit on the smoldering remains.
That would put them out!


...

Just

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Posted on 01-11-09 08:21:18 AM Link | Quote
I've said time and time myself that I'd not know whether to pity him or laugh at him, and the whole thing with the hair and shuolders threw me off as well.

Apparently he's given up, though...

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Posted on 01-11-09 09:43:45 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bob

It was foolish of me to think Nintendo would hear my pleas. They're just another heartless corporation, only interested in the biggest profits.
The core gamers don't matter anymore. It's not about the games or the fans, it's about spreading out and getting casual gamers to buy Wii Fit.
The golden days of video games are long gone. A game like mine has no place on the shelf along with games like "Crossword Puzzles" and "Sudoku."

Nintendo sells all these games about "doing your best" and "being the hero," telling kids "you can do it if you try," but in the end that's just a story, a marketing lie that sounds good.
That's business. That's the real world. In reality, if Link approached the castle gate, a guard would just throw him out. It doesn't matter how much courage he has.
It doesn't matter how talented he is with his sword, or how pure hearted he might be. He's wearing a dirty tunic and he has no credentials.
"Get out of here, you stupid kid." The evil kingdom of Ganon (Or should I say "Gantendo") spreads across the land, Zelda dies, and the credits scroll. Game over.
That's the real Nintendo, I guess.

I've had enough. I'm ending the protest. I give up on getting the SDK. I really tried my best. Show's over. It's just not going to work.
Sorry, everyone. I just can't stay in here. My head won't stop pounding. I feel like I'm losing my mind. It's like I'm splitting in half.
I keep seeing these posts that I apparently wrote, but I can't remember writing them. I'm afraid I'm becoming someone else entirely.

Nobody even takes me seriously anymore- how is Nintendo supposed to? Everyone thinks it's some kind of viral ad. It's obviously not. I'm one guy that can't get a break.
Don't you think that maybe I might get a little angry being locked in here for a month with no response? So maybe I have to joke around a little to cheer myself up. Big deal.
I'll stay locked in for the rest of today to make an even 30 days, and then the protest is over. I know I lost. I've been completely disgraced and humiliated.
I've been stepped on, pushed around, and trampled from all sides. It's like trying to fight a machine with words, with an army mocking you the whole time.

It's OK, Nintendo. I'm trying not to blame you, I really am. It's just.. man, I was stupid to believe that stuff.
"Be a hero! You can do it!" Yeah, right. "Throw away five years of your life." I guess that doesn't sell as well, huh?

My head hurts, so I'm ending this post. Sorry, everybody. Whatever. Why does this HURT so much?!
:'{

Nope. He didn't make it.

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Posted on 01-11-09 08:22:01 PM Link | Quote
Until you realize that (surprise) it was just a ruse. rolleyes

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Posted on 01-11-09 08:35:27 PM Link | Quote
And like a rabbit, he's going at it again... And it definitely doesn't look even more like a ruse this time. Nope.

I am secluded, barricaded, and locked into the crimson room of my TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED UNDERGROUND FORTRESS.
...
Yes, I woke up to several very angry police officers in my room.
The good news is that upon evaluation, I'm officially CERTIFIED SANE!
(So they THINK, anyway...)
Heh.. heh.. heheh.. haaaaaa.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED UNDERGROUND FORTRESS

But wait!

I ASSURE YUU- I AM VERY SERIOUS!


He means serious business this time!

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Posted on 01-12-09 08:43:35 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Dorito

But wait!

I ASSURE YUU- I AM VERY SERIOUS!


He means serious business this time!

Oh shit! Let's hope he won't attempt science! D:


Also on a small note: His game looks boring if you ask me.

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Posted on 01-12-09 08:50:05 PM (last edited by Spontaneous Madness at 01-12-09 05:55 PM) Link | Quote
He's building hype for it.
He's clinically insane, yet he remembers that Yuu is the name of the main character in Bob's Game.

EDIT:
Originally posted by Bob

I, the magnificent, omnicient Bob- legendary developer of the greatest game ever made-
hereby challenge Yuu in the First Interdimensional "bob's game" Championship!


I have had ENOUGH.
YUU JUST WON'T LISTEN!
I'm not playing around here. This isn't some kind of game.
I've spent FIVE YEARS trying to play by the rules.
I've tried going by the book, reading the manual, following the instructions - but Yuu just won't play fair, Nintendo.

This time, Yuu will play by MY rules.


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Posted on 01-12-09 09:13:04 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Spontaneous Madness
He's clinically insane, yet he remembers that Yuu is the name of the main character in Bob's Game.

Assuming that he is actually insane, that would make sense, seeing that his insanity was apparently caused by his obsession with the game.

Now, I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this, but I'd hesitate to call the entire thing a ruse. I'm going to wait for the next "major" event before I'll draw a conclusion.
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Posted on 01-12-09 09:24:20 PM Link | Quote

Shiny new layout!
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I ASSURE YUU- I AM VERY SERIOUS!
[18:23:15] * Kattwah is listening to: [Furries in a Blender - I'm Getting Serious!] ~ [ 00:07/ 01:33 : 197Kbps]

Oh wait, sorry, wrong window.

Yeah seriously, he's lost his marbles.

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Posted on 01-12-09 09:31:03 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Spontaneous Madness
He's clinically insane, yet he remembers that Yuu is the name of the main character in Bob's Game.

Not surprising, considering the fact that the game's just one giant emo MySpace (redundancy alert!) blog about his [Mohawked, Bowser-Shouldered] life, converted to sprites and whatnot.

I wonder how many days he'll go on before



happens again. I'm thinkin' 15.

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Posted on 01-13-09 03:03:17 AM Link | Quote
If nothing else, I chuckle every time I see this, REGGIE!

I've almost considered adding it as a feature on the board, REGGIE!

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Posted on 01-14-09 07:34:02 PM Link | Quote
Hold on just a second- that's not nearly villainous enough. I need to stay in character here.

Sometime in the next 20 days, I am going to reveal information with the potential to completely destroy Nintendo, simply for my own enjoyment.

Do you hear me, Mr. Iwata? Mr. Miyamoto? Mr. Yamauchi?
I know the truth.
Why don't you ask NOA? I told the entire company everything on day 10.
I even told them about THAT a month ago.
Don't tell me they didn't tell you! Those fools!
Iwata- YUU will realize, tensai.

I'll do it. ;}
REGGIE is done. DONE.
I'll ruin it. I know.
Do you hear me?

NO MORE NEED FOR THE OLD EMPIRE!

GAME OVER, REGGIE!


Yeeaaah.... this is slowly becoming retarded to read...

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Posted on 01-14-09 08:23:41 PM Link | Quote
Good lord...he needs to get off those jacking to government satellites or something.

THE MLB MAAAAN THE MLB!!

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Posted on 01-15-09 01:43:28 AM Link | Quote

Oh hey, the spiked hair and shoulder pads are gone.

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Posted on 01-15-09 01:52:35 AM Link | Quote
I have more proof to destroy Nintendo than you do, Bob. I assure you, whatever proof you have won't be as great as what I've got. (And what I've got is like... nothing... Seriously... Just proof of 'two GCs duct taped together...)

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