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Posted on 12-22-08 12:01:00 PM (last edited by Tanks at 12-22-08 09:03 AM) Link | Quote
http://www.bobsgame.com/

Because Nintendo seems to be refusing to get back to Bob with a straight answer about his inquiries on attaining a DS SDK, Bob's gotten quite pissed. He's got a legitimate company and has gone through all the necessary processes everyone else has gone through. Unfortunately, Nintendo has never gotten back to him. Bob seems to think that this is someone at NoA blowing him off. He's locked himself in his room until he gets an answer from the big guy himself, The Regginator. All the guy wants is an answer Reggie... I say just give him one...

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Posted on 12-23-08 02:14:52 AM Link | Quote
For better or worse, Bad PR will usually get any companies attention.

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Posted on 01-07-09 01:10:07 AM Link | Quote
Bob's lost it.

Originally posted by Bob

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2009-01-06
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Nintendo, you cannot continue ignoring me.

There is nobody like me. I have created the entire game, start to finish.
I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED.
NONE of these "designers" could create the entire thing if their lives depended on it!
They rely on the assistance of others- and take all the credit. They don't even deserve their titles! I have bested them all by far.

"bob's game" is a game by ONE PERSON, and it's one of the GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE- if not THE BEST.
I stand alone on a mountain no other has even dared to climb. I have swam across the ocean only cruise ships could cross.
I have walked through the desert of no return. I have stepped in the footprints of none, a path never taken.
I have MADE HISTORY, and history cannot be undone. It's too late, Nintendo.

No man has ever accomplished what I have accomplished at 25 years old- it's no wonder you fear accepting this truth!
My work has humiliated your teams of engineers. One young man- singlehandedly- has made their lifetime of work seem like child's play.
How can they possibly compete with such overwhelming skill? It's not even fair, is it? That's too bad, Nintendo. I'm real, and I'm here.
You can't ignore me forever. I AM RIGHT, AND IT WILL WORK.

I am the GREATEST GAME DEVELOPER THAT EVER LIVED.
I am a GENIUS, and I will be around for the next 40 years- eating away at your company until it exists no longer.
I will find way after way to slowly destroy your bottom line, and your business will fail.
The name NINTENDO will be forgotten, a discarded husk like so many others.
"bob's game" will live on FOREVER.

THOSE WHO DOUBT ME- YOU WILL BE PROVEN WRONG.
IN TIME THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL.
PREPARE TO EAT YOUR WORDS.

YES, I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!

WHO'S TAKING NAMES NOW, REGGIE?!


Egotistical fagot much?

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Posted on 01-07-09 01:14:27 AM Link | Quote
Okay, i didn't see that part on the site. But now I'm agreeing on this, he's gone crazy. Of course, that could also be the solitary kicking in.

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Posted on 01-07-09 04:10:29 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Fajita-chan
Egotistical fagot much?
Maybe it's, you know, irony?


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Posted on 01-07-09 05:09:06 AM Link | Quote
I was semi-interested in this, and even had a little sympathy for the guy, but now...yeeeeeugh.

CLEARLY THE BEST WAY TO GET A COMPANY TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY IS TO SPEW VENOMOUS INSANITY AND TARGET SAID COMPANY'S PRESIDENT ON YOUR OFFICIAL WEBSITE!

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Posted on 01-07-09 12:26:48 PM Link | Quote


Extra special insanity extreme solitary confinement development LIVE!


This has been there the whole time, but I'm sure he's finally hit "Extra special insanity extreme".

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Posted on 01-07-09 12:37:39 PM Link | Quote
Sure he may be acting batshit insane, and the game might fail and be bad. But the man made a game and is willing to pay just as all other developers for this SDK kit (Is that what it's called?).

I think he deserves to at least get as chance to release the game after all this work he seems to have put down into it.

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Posted on 01-07-09 02:26:25 PM (last edited by cpubasic13 at 01-07-09 11:26 AM) Link | Quote
There is no such thing as the greatest game ever.

Otherwise why would we continue buying new games? This guy is insane.

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Posted on 01-08-09 01:10:33 AM Link | Quote
Even if he isn't crazy, he has just ruined any chance he had to see his game become a real DS game, regardless of how good it actually is.

It's always kind of sad when you see somebody trip right before the finish line, but he brought it upon himself...
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Posted on 01-08-09 01:14:34 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Girlydragon
I think he deserves to at least get as chance to release the game after all this work he seems to have put down into it.


We all thought so too... That is until Mr. Egotistical went apeshit... Now this guy's just left a bad taste in my mouth. Now to be honest, I think WE ALL have a few words we'd LOVE to spew in Reggie's face, but the way Bob did was just over the fucking top...

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Posted on 01-08-09 09:54:21 AM Link | Quote
Every of us has a littlehuge ⑨ inside.
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You know, he could just release the game in whatever else way like every other independent developer instead of just whining and going "omg yyy u wont rlease mai gaem is the bestest ever1111!!1!! no i wil kil isolate meself!!1!"

Just becouse he's stupid doesn't mean he should have things easier than everyone else. I mean, someone hit this guy with a CD with Cave Story or something...

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Posted on 01-08-09 11:59:18 AM (last edited by Teconmoon at 01-08-09 08:59 AM) Link | Quote

Originally posted by Bob
Oh man.. did I really write that?!
That's not like me! I can't even remember.
My head hurts...
73 more days. I can do it. I'm fine. I'll be fine.
I need that SDK! Please, Nintendo! I'm begging you!


Ha...! I loled after reading that.

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Posted on 01-08-09 02:40:57 PM Link | Quote
I'm going to laugh when this turns into an elaborate ruse.

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Posted on 01-08-09 08:26:17 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bob
I sincerely apologize to all Nintendo staff, and all "bob's game" fans.
I don't know what's come over me lately!
I would never try to damage you, Nintendo! I'm a huge fan!

I'm trying really hard here... I believe in you, Nintendo.
You know how hard this is on me, right? It's practically torture! What else can I do, Nintendo? You won't ignore my protest, I know you won't!
Your company must hear my pleas! A young hero trying his best- like Mario, or Link- won't be abandoned and tossed aside, will he?
A kindhearted company like Nintendo would never ignore the pleas of a distressed young talent! I have faith in you, Nintendo!
In fact, I... Ugh... My head... This pain! Why won't this pain go away?! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, NINTENDO.
I DEMAND THE SDK- AND IF YOU DO NOT OBEY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE, YOU MISERABLE FOOLS!
I WILL RUN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND SPIT ON THE SMOLDERING REMAINS!
I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND FLUSH AWAY THE ASHES LIKE ANY OTHER FILTH! ROTTING, PUTRID SEWAGE- THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!


At this point, I just don't know...
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Posted on 01-08-09 08:47:32 PM Link | Quote
Bob: I a your f r i e n d NESS



Going crazy is never good. I had some sympathy for him, now nothing.

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Posted on 01-08-09 08:49:05 PM Link | Quote
and it is still a long time to go. Cool to watch teh development.

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Posted on 01-08-09 09:32:20 PM Link | Quote
Did you notice the whole spiked shoulders and mohawk thing. Add everything together and, yep, it's turning into some elaborate ruse.

At this point I'm just tuning in for the freak show.

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Originally posted by The Red Snifit
Originally posted by Bob
I sincerely apologize to all Nintendo staff, and all "bob's game" fans.
I don't know what's come over me lately!
I would never try to damage you, Nintendo! I'm a huge fan!

I'm trying really hard here... I believe in you, Nintendo.
You know how hard this is on me, right? It's practically torture! What else can I do, Nintendo? You won't ignore my protest, I know you won't!
Your company must hear my pleas! A young hero trying his best- like Mario, or Link- won't be abandoned and tossed aside, will he?
A kindhearted company like Nintendo would never ignore the pleas of a distressed young talent! I have faith in you, Nintendo!
In fact, I... Ugh... My head... This pain! Why won't this pain go away?! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, NINTENDO.
I DEMAND THE SDK- AND IF YOU DO NOT OBEY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE, YOU MISERABLE FOOLS!
I WILL RUN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND SPIT ON THE SMOLDERING REMAINS!
I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND FLUSH AWAY THE ASHES LIKE ANY OTHER FILTH! ROTTING, PUTRID SEWAGE- THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!


At this point, I just don't know...

~70 Days left and he's already like this? Pretty soon he'll be putting clothes on his furniture and having elaborate discussions with them.

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Posted on 01-08-09 09:57:31 PM Link | Quote
Oh my god, Kattwah's layout works!
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Must have been living under a rock for the past couple of months, but this is my first time hearing about this.

It's a shame too - I mean, the game doesn't look bad, but the way he goes on about it is just .. wow. Never seen anyone as nuts as he is. Also....

Originally posted by Bob
A young hero trying his best- like Mario, or Link- won't be abandoned and tossed aside, will he?


Not going to deny that I lol'ed at this.

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