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I tend to dissect mine and chew on the meat once I get to it.
I eat it in order of top bun, tomato, pickle, bottom bun, and meat.
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With my mouth?
You know, I've never really thought about it...
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...dangit you are reminding me of the first episode of Lucky Star when they discuss similar matters like this for 10 minutes.
Anyway, needs to be burned on the edges, and I just stick it between two buns, put cheese on it, and chow down. Standard way of eating it. Sometimes I like bacon in between if it is fast food burgers.
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Originally posted by cpubasic13 ...dangit you are reminding me of the first episode of Lucky Star when they discuss similar matters like this for 10 minutes.
Anyway, needs to be burned on the edges, and I just stick it between two buns, put cheese on it, and chow down. Standard way of eating it. Sometimes I like bacon in between if it is fast food burgers.
Dude, that's 80% of the reason for this thread. xD
The other 20% was because I was eating a hamburger at the time.
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Originally posted by Xkeeper I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".
This.
That's how I eat them. If anything falls out, I pick it up and eat it.
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Originally posted by Grey Mario I tend to dissect mine and chew on the meat once I get to it.
I eat it in order of top bun, tomato, pickle, bottom bun, and meat.
So I'm the only person on this board who eats them like this?
How odd, I thought there'd be more people like that. 
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| Receiving incoming transmission from The Captain... | Originally posted by Xkeeper I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".
Theoretically, one could eat a hamburger with a fork and knife. 
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Originally posted by The Captain
Originally posted by Xkeeper I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".
Theoretically, one could eat a hamburger with a fork and knife. 
Theoretically, a black hole could spontaneously come into existence right next to the board server and blow it up, but will it happen? No. 
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In turkey form with tomatoes and no bun
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Pick up Burger, eat it...
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   270 | I take massive bites off of it and devour it greedily. Then I proceed to devour everything else food-related I can find.
After a few minutes, several empty containers, and feeling way too full, I stop. Ironically, I'm underweight.
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I eat burgers normally, though I make sure that absolutely nothing gets on me; I do not want burger juice on my shirt, or arm, or hand, or finger, pretty much anywhere but my mouth, I do not want burger. To make this less one-liners, how about preferred toppings, etc? I just eat a normal burger with cheese, nothing interesting there, but I'm sure someone here has some nutty burger concoction.
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| | I eat my hamburgers the way Xkeeper mentioned. As for toppings, I usually have only cheese on mine. I'm not very fond of vegetables.
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Well, I can't stand tomatoes (too soggy), but usually smother my burger in tons of ketchup, and like cheese and lettuce, and the occasional pickle isn't bad... yes, rather boring..
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Chicken Sandwich > Hamburger
nuff said.
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Turkey Burger > Chicken Sandwich.
DON'T skimp on the pickles or the tomato.
Bonus points if there's cheese AND bacon.
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Simplicity v1.1I'd agree with the Chicken Sandwich remark depending on the day.
Most of mine are 'near complete inhalation on first bite'.
That said, I can take out 3 McDonald's Cheeseburgers in 5 minutes without really thinking about it. It's not that I'm trying to rush or anything but that's about the speed I do it at all the time I tend to be excessively hungry right around lunch.
If I was really trying, I could probably do it in under 2 no problem.
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McDonalds Double Cheese Burgers are utter win :>
ChickfilA Chicken Sandwitches............*jumps into the car and steps on the gas*
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I have infected Gray Mario with my lucky star-rus, have I?
I eat them normally, they way people on the commrecials do. It just goes faster.
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