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Darkdata
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Posted on 02-04-08 09:41:21 PM Link | Quote
Real programmers use other people to do all the above for them, while they work on their own personal projects.

Of course they build those people atom by atom using caterpillars. 

        Don't ask what the cocoons are used for.


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Posted on 02-04-08 11:10:55 PM Link | Quote
Real programmers also sword fight on office chairs while their code's compiling.

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I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
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Posted on 02-05-08 01:15:41 AM Link | Quote
Jul - Post #2262 - 02-04-08 08:15:41pm
Real programmers have no need for such silly things as compilers and assemblers! Machine code all the way!

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Posted on 02-05-08 01:36:26 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
Real programmers have no need for such silly things as compilers and assemblers! Machine code all the way!
Real programmers have no need for silly machine code, they simply invent their own programming language.

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Posted on 02-05-08 03:08:12 AM Link | Quote
Real programmers make their own programming language, then teach it to their pet to code faster and, then assemble the computer with individual atoms and THEN use the butterfly method !

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Posted on 02-05-08 04:19:35 AM Link | Quote
Real programmers make a program that can program itself using all those methods AND MORE!!!

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
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Posted on 02-05-08 08:16:25 PM Link | Quote
Jul - Post #2267 - 02-05-08 03:16:25pm
Real programmers don't do anything. Their program just spontaneously exists.

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