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Darkdata
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Posted on 01-21-08 09:57:32 PM (last edited by Darkdata at 01-21-08 07:01 PM) Link | Quote
Here is what I would do
Storm.RLE (Real Life Executable)
Storm {
Delay: 9 hours;
Lenth: >7 hours;
Include: Wind, Snow, Location
}
Wind {
Speed: 60km/hr;
Direction: N/E;
Type: Gusting;
}
Snow {
ammount:30cm;
falling: heavy;
}
Location {
Name: PCH School, RR-Bridge, School Board Building;
Margin: 5M;
}
What would you do?

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Posted on 01-21-08 10:38:11 PM Link | Quote
Well, I have no programing knowledge, so...

Spawn Tool {
Type: Handheld Portal Device™
Quantity: 1
Color: Black
}

Spawn Tool {
Type: Fat Catgirl
Quantity: ∞
Color: Pink
}
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Posted on 01-21-08 10:47:07 PM (last edited by Reimu Hakurei at 01-21-08 07:47 PM) Link | Quote
Header with random useless information here.
----------------------------
debug_mode = 1;

*shot*

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Posted on 01-21-08 11:04:01 PM Link | Quote
I think that

god_mode = true;

would be more useful.

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Posted on 01-21-08 11:06:53 PM Link | Quote
Profile | Send PM
Real Life Comics
p2pnet.net
My Site
Bank.Account(0).Funds = 123, 456, 789, 987, 654, 321

Spawn Tool {
Type: Dimensional portal
Implements: Automatic portal director
Quantity: 1
Cost: 0
Size: Handheld
}

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Posted on 01-21-08 11:12:00 PM Link | Quote
Input:
sv_players

Output:
1: Spontaneous Madness
2: Pandaren
3: Hiryuu
4: NightKev
5: Guy54123
6: Imajin
7: Metal_Man88
8: Skreeny
9: Xkeeper
10: Shadic

Input:
sv_ban 9




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Posted on 01-21-08 11:29:31 PM Link | Quote
fly, god, and playersonly would be a wonderful thing to have.

... Aside from that, there's always "10 money = money + 500: 20 sleep 5: 30 goto 10"

And, of course, ~nuke 275...

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Posted on 01-22-08 12:18:17 AM Link | Quote 

def Bored():

 def _Bored():

  pass



 while 1:

  _Bored()


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Posted on 01-22-08 12:28:27 AM (last edited by OoBurns at 01-21-08 09:30 PM) Link | Quote
Actually, at the moment, the most useful thing for me would be

Paper bigPaper = new Paper();
bigPaper.setTopic("Propaganda");
bigPaper.setNumPages(10);
bigPaper.write();



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Posted on 01-22-08 12:30:58 AM Link | Quote 
sub plart($;$$$$) {

 $moo = shift @_;

 print $moo;

 $SUPERSTUFFOMGHOLYSHIT = shift @_;

 if (!$SUPERSTUFFOMGHOLYSHIT) {

  return 0;

 } else {

  $a = shift @_;

  $b = shift @_;

  $c = shift @_;

  print "$a"."$b"."$c";

 }

 return "Bored."; # return boredom.

}



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Posted on 01-22-08 12:47:47 AM (last edited by TheGreatGuy at 01-21-08 09:50 PM) Link | Quote
Millionaire.setMoney(Millionaire.getMoney-1000000);
TheGreatGuy.setMoney(TheGreatGuy.getMoney+1000000);

We don't want inflation, right?
Also:
for(int i = 0; i{
TheGreatGuy.getKnowledge().add(knowledge[i]);
}

where knowledge is an array and my knowledge is an arraylist.

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Posted on 01-22-08 01:05:36 AM (last edited by Guy54123 at 01-21-08 10:06 PM) Link | Quote

LDA #$FF
LDX #$00
bazillionaire:
STA bankaccount,X
INX
BNE bazillionaire

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C:\ DOS
C:\ DOS RUN
RUN DOS RUN
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Posted on 01-22-08 04:46:53 AM (last edited by Tarale at 01-22-08 01:50 AM) Link | Quote
work {
customers: polite;
problems: easy;
calls: infrequent short;
colleagues: sane;
coffee-break: often vendor("Kappy's and Wright") strong;
cake: thick caramel mud;
lunch: long;
}

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Posted on 01-22-08 04:48:47 AM (last edited by HyperHacker at 01-23-08 11:04 PM) Link | Quote
Jul - Post #2171 - 01-21-08 11:48:47pm
Pseudo-code because I'm too lazy to write actual PHP for this. (Like the world runs PHP, ha!)

//Get my ID #
$id1 = mysql_query("SELECT id FROM people WHERE [some info that would uniquely identify me]");

//Get her ID #
$id2 = mysql_query("SELECT id FROM people WHERE [some info that would uniquely identify her]");

//Update linguistic settings
//todo: should iterate through all languages here, because why not?
mysql_query("UPDATE language_skills SET english=100, japanese=100 WHERE person=$id1 OR person=$id2");

//Set new coordinates
//TODO: make sure these coordinates are a safe distance apart and aren't in a wall or something
mysql_query("UPDATE people SET location='35°1′N 135°46′E', money=MAXINT(), admin=1, [some other nice settings here] WHERE id=$id1");
mysql_query("UPDATE people SET location='35°1′N 135°47′E', [some other nice settings here] WHERE id=$id2");

//Clean up the place a bit
mysql_query("UPDATE people SET iq = iq + 50");
mysql_query("DELETE FROM people WHERE iq < 100 OR [some info that would uniquely identify a few people]");

//Some other nice tweaks
mysql_query("UPDATE machines SET stupid=0 WHERE owner=$id1");

$me.dance();(she is of course welcome to request any additional tweaks. )

Also I'd make the "please keep door CLOSED" sign at work be very big blinking red text. Been wishing I could do that for a long time now.

[edit] also, @ Tarale's post.

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Posted on 01-22-08 04:52:21 AM (last edited by Tarale at 01-22-08 01:54 AM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
[edit] also, @ Tarale's post.


Hehehe... pity the truth was:

work {
customers: self-centred angry rude arrogant;
problems: guh;
calls: constant overlong;
colleagues: batshit;
coffee-break: once vendor("Kappy's and Wright") strong;
cake: none;
lunch: rushed;
}

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Posted on 01-22-08 07:49:05 AM Link | Quote

Time/Date

01-22-08 01:49:05am

Posts

1163

Days Here

202

Level

43
Metal_Man88
Local Moderator
foreach($person as $target)
{
while($target == "Stupid")
{
$target = "Dead";
}
}

That should fix some problems with the world. *Whistles innocently*

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Posted on 01-22-08 09:06:02 PM Link | Quote

Somewhat old wintery layout!
----------------------------------------------------

//So uh... object oriented time

//At the beginning
Thread life = new Thread(this);
thread.start();

/* Genericode goes here */

public void nap(){
life.sleep(480000); //8 hours in miliseconds
}

nap();

//Because everyone needs a good nap.

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Posted on 01-22-08 09:43:26 PM Link | Quote
del *.*

I swear, it was an accid-

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Posted on 01-23-08 02:31:15 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Imajin
del *.*

I swear, it was an accid-
You deleted the universe! Why did you do th-

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Posted on 01-23-08 12:35:09 PM (last edited by Reimu Hakurei at 01-23-08 09:38 AM) Link | Quote
Header with random useless information here.
----------------------------
load_file (C:\system42\backups\universe\01-22-08.whatever);
Restore (universe);


- Error: File not found


...

ins_create (universe);

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