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Hiryuu

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Posted on 01-22-08 01:36:45 PM Link | Quote
Doubt you have it this bad...

This literally takes the cake for 'wtf?!'. One for the story, two for the fact of the date and three for the fact that it's a -news story- with that date which leads me to believe it might've been a screwup on their case with archiving or maybe it was just finally allowed to released.

This was all over Corey and Jay this morning...Snopes was checked on-air and this wasn't debunked. I would've figured as such too but apparently this is...real. [shudders]

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Posted on 01-22-08 01:46:53 PM Link | Quote
Couch potato much?

Seriously though, I've heard of this kind of thing being possible. My parents even threatened to me when I was younger that I'd "morph into the couch" if I wasn't careful, because I played video games so much. But for it to actually happen to someone...

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Posted on 01-22-08 01:47:49 PM Link | Quote
I'm just thinking crap around...

'WE ARE THE BORG COUCH YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED'

I mean to become one with the freaking couch?

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Posted on 01-22-08 02:25:33 PM Link | Quote
...............I'd expect this from a WoW player unable to get up from their computer chair, but this...wow....(kidding BTW...or am I? )

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Posted on 01-22-08 02:31:15 PM Link | Quote
This is why I am thankful I have a nice comfy bedcouch, for any position for sitting you can think of.

Still, that creeps me out. :/



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Posted on 01-22-08 03:07:50 PM Link | Quote
Well you have to wonder...

...how did this person take a sh*t? Where is the better question.

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Posted on 01-22-08 04:16:37 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Hiryuu
Well you have to wonder...

...how did this person take a sh*t? Where is the better question.


"Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air."

Her skin was grafted to the couch. HER FUCKING SKIN

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Posted on 01-22-08 04:33:45 PM Link | Quote
I just hope she didn't...

*hurls*

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Posted on 01-22-08 04:33:53 PM Link | Quote
I only skimmed this so I'm not sure if it's the same story but when I was in florida on vacaton a few years ago, I read pretty much this same thing in the news paper there. That's pretty fucked up that someone would let them self get like that.
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Posted on 01-22-08 05:05:01 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Hiryuu
I just hope she didn't...

*hurls*


Yeah, she probably did. I mean, she was on the couch for six years

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Posted on 01-22-08 08:08:33 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Spontaneous Madness
Originally posted by Hiryuu
I just hope she didn't...

*hurls*


Yeah, she probably did. I mean, she was on the couch for six years
Umm, what?

@Hiryuu: Borg couch indeed

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Posted on 01-22-08 11:43:12 PM Link | Quote

Yeah, this story's really old. I remember people joking about the "her skin had become one with the sofa" line years ago. Someone just did a bump of massive proportions, that's all.

Still, very disgusting, and very sad. Perhaps the guy living with her should have sought help the first time she couldn't get up?

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Posted on 01-23-08 06:26:34 PM Link | Quote
Jul - Post #2175 - 01-23-08 01:26:34pm
The stench was so bad they needed protective gear, and yet she'd been living in this? And presumably someone was feeding her?

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Posted on 01-23-08 07:13:45 PM Link | Quote
Yeah, the epitome of sick, eh?

They needed to -blast- fresh air in to stand it
I'm surprised she didn't die from gas intake...

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