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Tarale
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Posted on 01-09-08 12:02:28 PM (last edited by Tarale at 01-09-08 09:05 AM) Link | Quote
oh oh oh oh oh, I HAD to share this before I went to bed.

Mommy, Where do Servers Come From?

It's... well... brilliant. I don't know if I'm frightened or very amused. I think I'm both!

EDIT: I also hope that if I'm ever a mommy and I have a daddy that loves me very much he has a better special gift than that. I can build my own. That won't get him any favors in the bedroom.

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Posted on 01-09-08 12:32:39 PM Link | Quote
HOLY CRAP THAT'S XDDDDD

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Posted on 01-09-08 01:30:12 PM Link | Quote
I could have sworn I've seen this three times before, and two threads about it.
This déjà vu thing is driving me nuts. :/
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Posted on 01-09-08 01:57:40 PM Link | Quote



This is totally evil.

Awesome.

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Posted on 01-09-08 03:49:29 PM (last edited by Spontaneous Madness at 01-09-08 12:51 PM) Link | Quote
What...



the hell?

That's screwed up
EDIT: XDDDDD "The author first gained prominence in the '80s with his pioneering work on electric pencil sharpeners in the home."

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Posted on 01-09-08 08:21:38 PM Link | Quote
Jul - Post #2113 - 01-09-08 03:21:38pm
Damn, I was just coming to post this.

Other kids might make fun of you, but they're just jealous!

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Posted on 01-09-08 08:23:21 PM Link | Quote
This is like brainwashing by Microsoft.

I especially like the part that actually acknowledges it as a "Windows Home Server"

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Posted on 01-09-08 09:44:05 PM Link | Quote
What.
The.
Fuck.

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Tarale
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Posted on 01-09-08 09:44:59 PM Link | Quote
Big people have a server at the "office".
The office is a boring place
where big people go and do boring things.

Offices are why big people get grumpy, and say bad words.
Truer words have never been spoken.

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Posted on 01-09-08 10:17:11 PM Link | Quote
That suprised me . I didn't expect to see a children's book about the Windows Home Server.

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Posted on 01-09-08 10:36:59 PM Link | Quote
M$ is becoming brainwashing arent they? Thats too funny

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Posted on 01-10-08 04:52:18 AM Link | Quote
OMGizzle! Even Amazon lists this
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Posted on 01-10-08 07:11:23 AM Link | Quote
Drag's Post #548
This isn't brainwashing, it's just really funny and awesome.

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Posted on 01-10-08 07:18:20 AM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Drag
This isn't brainwashing, it's just really funny and awesome.

But of course it is! Everything Microsoft does is some form of brainwashing!

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Posted on 01-10-08 06:21:13 PM Link | Quote
Jul - Post #2121 - 01-10-08 01:21:13pm
It's a laughable attempt at brainwashing.

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Posted on 01-10-08 07:03:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by NightKev
What.
The.
Fuck.


QFT.

I wanna buy this, just so people will believe it's true.

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