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Posted on 01-24-18 09:53:04 PM (last edited by Kawaii-e at 01-30-22 06:12:04 AM) Link | Quote
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In Undertale, as the armless kid first apears, my friend thought, this will the next boss.



I though he's pretty armless.

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Posted on 04-19-18 10:11:45 PM Link | Quote

This thread is like a cornycopia of bad jokes.

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Posted on 12-13-18 01:08:27 PM Link | Quote

If your wordplay causes hostility, that's pundemonium.

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Posted on 12-16-18 07:50:37 PM Link | Quote
PunBB is the funniest board software

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Post #5269 · Tue, 2019 Jan 15, 11:27:02
If you get lost in the desert, it's important to stay hydrated. But you won't have to worry about food, because of all the sand which is there.

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Posted on 04-26-20 09:11:54 PM Link | Quote

The quest for the holy grail? Oh, you mean the travelling grailsman problem.

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Posted on 05-05-20 06:57:30 PM Link | Quote

when did the Japanese start eating eggs? a long tamago

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Posted on 06-09-20 08:19:33 AM Link | Quote

What is a duck's favourite pasta?

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Posted on 09-21-20 11:29:12 AM Link | Quote
They say people with 'yellow temperament' are very loud. I think that's pretty accurate, or else they'd be called the talkow or whisperow temperament.

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Posted on 10-15-20 05:24:37 PM Link | Quote
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What do you call a movie theater that also hosts wrestling? The Superplex.

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Posted on 10-15-20 05:35:31 PM Link | Quote

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

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Posted on 10-15-20 06:13:55 PM Link | Quote
maple post-o-matic 9.3
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Posted on 10-15-20 06:22:42 PM Link | Quote

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Posted on 10-15-20 06:24:06 PM Link | Quote
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Today, well-known mob hitman Johnny Two-Shoes admitted that he was once hired to kill a cow in a rice field using only two small porcelain figurines. Police reports indicate that this is the only known incident of a knick-knack paddy whack.

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Posted on 10-15-20 06:26:44 PM Link | Quote

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Posted on 10-15-20 06:31:47 PM Link | Quote
maple post-o-matic 9.3
Once, a man threw his beloved Jack Russell terrier into the air, and it never came back to earth. To this day, when it floats over civilization, they'll gaze in wonder at the updog, and ask what it could possibly be.

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Posted on 10-15-20 06:34:19 PM Link | Quote

a backward poet writes in-verse

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Posted on 10-16-20 01:42:26 PM Link | Quote
maple post-o-matic 9.3
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

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Posted on 10-16-20 03:45:12 PM Link | Quote
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You're in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?"

The horse replies, "I don't htink I am," then disappears.

This is where you may start to snicker if you are familiar with Descartes' saying, "I think, therefore I am." But if I told you that first, I'd be putting Descartes before the horse.

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Posted on 10-16-20 03:46:28 PM Link | Quote
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Even the ghosts are booing.

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