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Rambly

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Posted on 05-18-18 11:13:25 PM Link | Quote
i just saw the phantom menace again and it has some fucking choice dialogue


this whole fucking scene makes me squirm

also "now this is podracing!"

monkeybone's still the worst film i've ever seen in my life tho
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Posted on 06-14-18 04:22:13 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Zero One
I also just got back from watching Ready Player One. Oh boy.

I saw the new Tomb Raider and Ready Player One on back to back weekends, and I would much rather watch Tomb Raider before seeing RPO ever again.

Tomb Raider at least has the vibe of "I could throw this on in the background and passively enjoy parts of it".
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Posted on 06-20-18 05:03:44 PM Link | Quote
A few weeks ago I came across the YouTube channel of this guy named Herbert Midgely. His channel has about twenty million videos on it, which are kind of try-too-hard-to-be-funnys, but are mostly short, harmless, and inoffensive (see How to Eat a Banana After Getting a Haircut or How to Look at a Carton of Eggs, for example).

At the end of his videos he puts a bumper to watch his movie: Rise of the Robots, which is somehow available on Amazon Prime for free. I had a couple of hours a few weeks ago and I figured I would check it out. I like watching bad movies and amateur stuff sometimes, and can usually find something to like in them. Rise of the Robots, though, was one of the exceptions. It was bad, yeah, but it wasn't even the 'so bad it's good' kind of bad. It was just 'these people don't really know what they're doing and it shows' kind of bad. There were plot holes, bizarre pacing, audio levels were all over the place, and they hit the viewer over the head with the blunt end of the moral message hard enough to detach a retina.

I did manage to make it to the end and through the post credits sequences (there were a few of them), but in hindsight that was a really bad idea, and I don't recommend anyone do the same thing.
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Posted on 08-04-18 09:24:55 AM Link | Quote
Dad and I sat down to watch the new Ghostbusters; tried to give it a fair shot given all of the garbage that surrounded it. We did not finish it, it is actually pretty bad. I kinda hate it when a movie turns out to be bad. Look at Spider Man 3; the actors were having such a good time, only for it to be a pretty awful movie, and the last one before the reboot. It must feel awful.
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Posted on 08-10-18 02:35:57 PM (last edited by Nin★Collin at 08-10-18 04:47:58 PM) Link | Quote
I once tried to watch "Atomic Shark".......
It was so bad I simply couldn't finish it.
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Posted on 08-24-18 04:00:53 AM Link | Quote
D-War is such a shit movie. I actually had some hopes for that movie, but it's so messy. You're bouncing from scene to scene and you've no idea where the plot is going. It's going to bad places, mind you.
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Posted on 09-17-18 09:09:46 PM Link | Quote
The Force Awakens. It's one thing to be a bad movie, it's another thing entirely to be a bad movie that constantly references other movies that are better than it. It doesn't make me want to see more Star Wars sequels, it makes me want to go back and watch the old Star Wars movies that were good.

At this point the Star Wars franchise is basically the stereotypical boomer who sits on his sofa and does nothing with his life, all the while reminiscing about how he used to be so much cooler when he was captaining the Varsity Football team back in '78.
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Posted on 09-17-18 09:19:49 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by snickerbockers
The Force Awakens. It's one thing to be a bad movie, it's another thing entirely to be a bad movie that constantly references other movies that are better than it. It doesn't make me want to see more Star Wars sequels, it makes me want to go back and watch the old Star Wars movies that were good.

At this point the Star Wars franchise is basically the stereotypical boomer who sits on his sofa and does nothing with his life, all the while reminiscing about how he used to be so much cooler when he was captaining the Varsity Football team back in '78.

man normally i'd just write this off as an intentionally contentious Nuclear Take

then i remember how people reacted to The Last Jedi for actually trying to do anything interesting with its characters/story at all and i'm tempted to agree just to spite dipshit star wars fans
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