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| Jul - Craziness Domain - Xkeeper Dad Joke Intervention Thread |
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Tarale Catgirl C:\ DOS C:\ DOS RUN RUN DOS RUN Level: 89      Posts: 1506/2030 EXP: 6720881 For next: 195020 Since: 07-23-07 Pronouns: she/her Since last post: 2.0 years Last activity: 1.6 years
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Xkeeper Level: 263  Posts: 23289/25353 EXP: 297182414 For next: 1778039 Since: 07-03-07 Pronouns: they/them/???????? Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours
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much like my ears, my jokes are always waxing, but never waning ____________________ (Lv 242 with 221038956 EXP) |
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Xkeeper Level: 263 Posts: 23290/25353 EXP: 297182414 For next: 1778039 Since: 07-03-07 Pronouns: they/them/???????? Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours
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me, after getting my car fixed: "i'm glad it was something minor and not like, the engine was burning oil again."
raspberry: "mhm." me: "i should just try to drive exclusively through those areas. no engine braking ones." raspberry: "oh? is that what happened?" me: "... that was a joke. you know. solving it by driving through no engine brake zones." raspberry: "..." me: "because THE ENGINE BROKE" raspberry: (impersonating Wario) "oh my GOD" it never ends ____________________ (Lv 242 with 221070168 EXP) |
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— Kaito Sinclaire —
Hacking reality since 20̶?͝>̨ )̧̢~͠|̡͠T̴̡<͏̀́#͟͠)̸̡̛̕͟_̢҉M̨̛͢͠͠@̴̷(̧̕01 ERROR. 
Pronouns: any Joined 09.07.2011 Last posted 1.0 years ago Last active 1.0 years ago
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is there anything you can't make a dumb joke out of ____________________ |
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Xkeeper Level: 263 Posts: 23291/25353 EXP: 297182414 For next: 1778039 Since: 07-03-07 Pronouns: they/them/???????? Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours
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Your posts are already a dumb joke, so no effort needed there  ____________________ (Lv 242 with 221093960 EXP) |
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Xkeeper Level: 263 Posts: 23292/25353 EXP: 297182414 For next: 1778039 Since: 07-03-07 Pronouns: they/them/???????? Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours
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That probably seems a little mean but it was all in good nature. ____________________ (Lv 242 with 221108204 EXP) |
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— Kaito Sinclaire —
Hacking reality since 20̶?͝>̨ )̧̢~͠|̡͠T̴̡<͏̀́#͟͠)̸̡̛̕͟_̢҉M̨̛͢͠͠@̴̷(̧̕01 ERROR.
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I didn't want to be proven right, but oh well ____________________ |
Gabu Star Mario Placeholder Ikachan until :effort: is found Level: 172  Posts: 9767/9981 EXP: 68000438 For next: 101796 Since: 08-10-09 Pronouns: they/them, she/her From: Santa Cruisin' USA Since last post: 58 days Last activity: 5 days
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Xkeeper Level: 263 Posts: 23294/25353 EXP: 297182414 For next: 1778039 Since: 07-03-07 Pronouns: they/them/???????? Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours
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You can walk right out, if you want.
The problem with most of my jokes/puns is that they're very temporal. They're in the moment and I can't save them for later. ____________________ (Lv 242 with 221180380 EXP) |
Ninji Birdo Why did my user title say I'm a toaster anyway Level: 88  Posts: 1991/2014 EXP: 6639502 For next: 11162 Since: 07-26-07 Pronouns: he/him or they/them From: Glasgow, Scotland Since last post: 115 days Last activity: 7 days
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Originally posted by Xkeeper I used to make a ton of really bad text jokes but I've not had as many chances lately and I've switched gears somewhat to image-based shitposting. Sometimes I'll see something and think of an awful joke about it and then remember that I tweeted it like three years ago. Or it's oddly specific and nobody gets it (that one only really makes sense if you're familiar with certain features of the UK rail network) Originally posted by maple hi, I still exist (for certain definitions of 'exist') |
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maple Member Level: 24  Posts: 144/153 EXP: 74893 For next: 3232 Since: 01-19-18 From: a linode vps Since last post: 4.2 years Last activity: 3.8 years
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Originally posted by Ninji hiiiiiiiii i'm here now ____________________ visit maple's website |
Kawaii-e Red Cheep-cheep Collecting Dust and Games Level: 34  Posts: 91/217 EXP: 234453 For next: 19198 Since: 08-12-07 Pronouns: she / her From: Schaffhausen Since last post: 38 days Last activity: 2 days
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Xkeeper Level: 263 Posts: 23358/25353 EXP: 297182414 For next: 1778039 Since: 07-03-07 Pronouns: they/them/???????? Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours
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Rambly Level: 106  Posts: 1862/3083 EXP: 12579092 For next: 92851 Since: 07-22-07 Pronouns: she/her Since last post: 280 days Last activity: 264 days
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Xkeeper Level: 263 Posts: 23358/25353 EXP: 297182414 For next: 1778039 Since: 07-03-07 Pronouns: they/them/???????? Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours
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Originally posted by Rambly (The main joke is that we're both always stressed out. The measure part of it was just a late addition.) ____________________ (Lv 242 with 222354569 EXP) |
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Xkeeper Level: 263 Posts: 23358/25353 EXP: 297182414 For next: 1778039 Since: 07-03-07 Pronouns: they/them/???????? Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 7 hours
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2Tie Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Level: 70  Posts: 1017/1230 EXP: 2878874 For next: 136937 Since: 02-22-10 Pronouns: anything works From: here Since last post: 7 days Last activity: 1 day
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UESCTerm 802.11 (remote override) 044 05.10.2337  *groaning*____________________ Press B to Cancel Press A to Acknowledge |
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BatElite Member Level: 35  Posts: 108/345 EXP: 274594 For next: 5342 Since: 04-24-17 Pronouns: they/them, preferably she/her (fluidity is heck) Since last post: 20 days Last activity: 31 min.
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As long as it's all in good pun I'm fine with this.
EDIT BEFORE ANYONE READS THIS: i find home-groan jokes are the best jokes. ____________________ "Rusted old machines should stay home and play with their toasters!" |
devin Yoshi i'm mima irl Level: 112  Posts: 3417/3519 EXP: 14934153 For next: 404052 Since: 04-29-08 Pronouns: any From: FL Since last post: 307 days Last activity: 4 days
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Originally posted by Xkeeper seems like as good a time as any for me to repost c:\temp\universal_succubus.png  ____________________ Photo by Luc Viatour |
Robbie Rage Koopa Level: 21  Posts: 98/104 EXP: 47303 For next: 2640 Since: 11-22-16 From: Funkytown, USA Since last post: 2.3 years Last activity: 226 days
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Why is anyone attempting to stop the dad joke train?
It has no brakes...and that's the way I like it. |
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