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Posted on 01-22-18 09:37:11 PM Link | Quote
You must be stopped, X

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Posted on 01-22-18 09:42:40 PM Link | Quote
But I'm not moving?

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Posted on 01-22-18 09:42:55 PM Link | Quote
Also my name isn't "Stopped".

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Posted on 01-22-18 09:42:57 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
But I'm not moving?

STOP.
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Posted on 01-22-18 09:43:55 PM Link | Quote
Oh no

No, this must end, before you do someone a serious eyerolling injury!

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Posted on 01-22-18 09:45:41 PM Link | Quote
Maybe you should start tracking my jokes, so you can make a chart with an eye rolling average.

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Posted on 01-22-18 09:51:12 PM Link | Quote
x is worse than laserscheme, wow

... we should pit them against each other and see who wins

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Posted on 01-22-18 09:52:12 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by maple
... we should pit them against each other and see who wins



And no matter what, we all lose.

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Posted on 01-22-18 09:57:27 PM Link | Quote
Ninji has on occasion bested me in the "makes bad jokes" department, but I'd like to believe that while he makes a lot of bad jokes, I make a smaller amount of truly awful ones.


(I guess you could say that while he has quantity on his side, I have a higher puntential.)

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Posted on 01-22-18 09:59:35 PM Link | Quote
speaking of ninji i haven't seen him in ages ???

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Posted on 01-22-18 10:01:06 PM Link | Quote
KLayout 4.0
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Maybe you should start tracking my jokes, so you can make a chart with an eye rolling average.
Xkeeper's Bug Joke Tracker

coming soon in 2019

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Posted on 01-22-18 10:05:08 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by maple
x is worse than laserscheme, wow

... we should pit them against each other and see who wins


I find it's difficult to do them on command. I have to let them slither out of my brain naturally, when the right(ish) moment presents itself.

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Posted on 01-22-18 10:18:19 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by maple
speaking of ninji i haven't seen him in ages ???

still very much around, assuming you mean this one. I think he's just too busy with life and all, and he doesn't really stop around here much anymore.


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Posted on 01-22-18 10:19:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by maple
speaking of ninji i haven't seen him in ages ???

still very much around, assuming you mean this one. I think he's just too busy with life and all, and he doesn't really stop around here much anymore.


mm probably haven't seen him around much because i left twitter then, yeah

i catch up with him on telegram every once in a while but

yeah he seems very busy

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Posted on 01-24-18 05:25:43 AM Link | Quote
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I wish I was half as successful as Ninji. But then I'd likely be twice as busy, for some reason.

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Posted on 01-25-18 05:56:53 AM Link | Quote
Unfortunately, quite a few of the jokes I have been making lately have not been in this thread. So I guess the intervention didn't work..?

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Posted on 01-25-18 07:05:14 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, it couldn't be contained. Your reign of terror continues.

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Posted on 01-25-18 11:18:44 AM Link | Quote
KLayout 4.0
Just move the offending posts to this thread then. Woudn't break anything I'm sure.

Unless you like getting your jokes under other people's skin, I mean.

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Posted on 01-25-18 12:54:34 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tarale
Yeah, it couldn't be contained. Your reign of terror continues.

Terror? Excuse me, but I for one am in complete support of terrible puns and jokes. I even saved an image of the solution one!

Most of the time I'm not clever enough to make these puns/jokes, but hopefully my skills will improve someday.

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Posted on 02-03-18 06:10:55 AM Link | Quote


I'm not even mad

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