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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 1921/5390
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 343 days
Last activity: 343 days
Posted on 12-25-07 09:38:57 PM Link | Quote
Jul - Post #1921 - 12-25-07 04:38:57pm
Mine would have to be "Watch your d1k grow like a flower." What? So it'll take several weeks to reach full size, bloom, stay that way for a few weeks/months, then die? No thanks.

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Posted on 12-25-07 10:16:15 PM Link | Quote
"43qyhatejha465ujytg"
I get spam with subjects like that all the time ...

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ReiNi
さよなら＊へヴン
Level: 124


Posts: 565/4444
EXP: 21772295
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Since: 07-21-07


Since last post: 6.7 years
Last activity: 3.3 years
Posted on 12-25-07 10:36:02 PM Link | Quote
Header with random useless information here.
----------------------------
*opens completelly dead email account*
- "eskytsyp"
- "teduak{s"
- "登録チャンネル更新"
- "! ])+[++[ . ) !]:"
- "in meant" (by "reduce a")

It's just no sense...

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Nicole

Disk-kun
Level: 146


Posts: 709/6469
EXP: 38290218
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Since: 07-07-07

Pronouns: she/her
From: Boston, MA

Since last post: 79 days
Last activity: 21 hours
Posted on 12-25-07 11:33:25 PM Link | Quote
I always found it funny when spam servers were unsure of my gender, and therefore I ended up with lines like "Enlarge your d1(k t0day!" and "Ch33p br3ast implants!11!1" juxtaposed next to each other- on one occasion from the same origin address

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Stigandr
1440
Some say they're what landed at Roswell in 1947, and that their right eye sees infrared light. All we know is, they're called The Stigandr.
Level: 77


Posts: 179/1441
EXP: 4020128
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Since: 07-21-07


Since last post: 1.5 years
Last activity: 1.5 years
Posted on 12-25-07 11:49:01 PM (last edited by Stigandr at 12-25-07 08:49 PM) Link | Quote
Subject: No Exam or Classes Require
Text:
Good News!

Interested to obtain Bachelors', Masters', MBA's, Doctorate & Ph.D. degrees
available in your field in 2 weeks time?

It's available now...

Call Us and get yours today
1-270-913-8215

Our Education office has someone available 24 hours a day, 7 Days a week

Why waiting?
1-309-401-0721


Something tells me I don't want to take any of their classes relating to language.

Subject: VIRUS (HTML.Phishing.Bank-1035) in mail TO YOU from service@paypal.com

I don't think gmail handles viruses like that...

Subject: Microsoft Office 2007 Enterprise for 79, Retails @ 899 (You Save 819)

Microsoft Calculator tells me I save 820.



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without looking back to shore.
Faster than light, bending time.

Forever
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Darkdata
Ruins!? ♥
Level: 103


Posts: 365/2892
EXP: 11447680
For next: 23726

Since: 07-04-07


Since last post: 204 days
Last activity: 12 days
Posted on 12-26-07 12:43:20 AM Link | Quote
*Darkdata opens his spam gmail account.

Jermaine Polk You Can Have A Big Dlck 6:45 pm
Dr. Robyn Mclaughlin Dont be loser change your male machine size 1:16 pm
Clarence Gisbrecht nslating 12:47 pm
DHIMITRAQ Matic tiareuod Dec 25
Norma V. Stinson Some bonus inches are never excessive Dec 25
Lillie Hubbard All Natural Enlargement Dec 25
Dating Site 5 undead letters (Russia, dating)
Irvin Magee Re: your Pharmacy Prescripiton # 122683445
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Bobbi Reeder Growth up to 4 inches in length is now real! Nov 29
lei Chandran nimikilv
Welsh, Miles Is it to small Nov 27
Wilbur Bates Your s'e_xual life will sparkle with brighter colors! Nov 27
Linus Markestein ngchyang Nov 27
Marian Conley InternationalPharInternationalPharForOurCustomers Nov 26
Mari @ Viagra. com November 79% OFF Nov 26
Denisa Kida evoceren Nov 26
Malinda H. Kincaid Get your special holiday discount for pen!s enlargement supplement!


Etc...



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Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
Level: 192


Posts: 1009/12211
EXP: 99335239
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Since: 07-03-07

From: 52-2-88-7

Since last post: 7.4 years
Last activity: 7.3 years
Posted on 12-26-07 12:56:05 AM Link | Quote
12-25-07 06:56:05pm
1009 posts
175 days		I don't know why I put this here.
pensions@jeremykelton.com Tue 12/25 10:12 GRADUAL penis enlargement is the key to 5.181
kenyapresidentialhuddleston@choosetomove.org Mon 12/24 3:15 Your family 5.822

Weird coincidence... WTF???

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Teconmoon
Catgirl
User 275
Level: 84


Posts: 134/1772
EXP: 5452779
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Since: 09-17-07

From: Edmonds, WA

Since last post: 12.5 years
Last activity: 12.5 years
Posted on 12-26-07 01:00:54 AM Link | Quote
I've received odd emails from Britain saying I've won their lottery...

I'm in the USA though...
Q
風のノータム
Level: 105


Posts: 81/2986
EXP: 11977851
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Since: 08-03-07

Pronouns: she/her
From: Nowhere

Since last post: 52 days
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 12-26-07 02:10:39 AM Link | Quote
"lolwut"
Yup. I'm afraid to open it. D:
I also have plenty of spam with subjects like "them in coffee" and other random 3 word messages. They all look like this on the inside:
Originally posted by annoying person
You'll easily counter with your

Hallo. How is it going? Email me at lolwut@spamathon.removed only. I am
pretty girl. Hope you will like my pictures.
Spontaneous, of the events in your says the report, th

I have about 1,000 of these that are all similar, but never the same. :/
Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 1923/5390
EXP: 29079701
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 343 days
Last activity: 343 days
Posted on 12-26-07 03:55:37 AM Link | Quote
Jul - Post #1923 - 12-25-07 10:55:37pm
Originally posted by Stigandr
Something tells me I don't want to take any of their classes relating to language.
Hehe, that reminds me of another awesome one.



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Post 63/1311 (42 days), online 3 days ago
Posted on 12-26-07 04:07:44 AM Link | Quote
I got so much spam before that it'd be hard to pick one (and I rarely checked anyway) ... but I do have some old samples of it:

November 2001
April 2002

I remember trying to filter all this crap in Outlook Express and ending up with a huge filter that only blocked about half of the spam

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Posted on 12-26-07 05:57:38 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Acmlm
I got so much spam before that it'd be hard to pick one (and I rarely checked anyway) ... but I do have some old samples of it:

November 2001
April 2002

I remember trying to filter all this crap in Outlook Express and ending up with a huge filter that only blocked about half of the spam
<insert type="generic \"Gmail owns you.\"">here</insert>

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[Posted by NightKev]
Hiryuu

Level: 207


Posts: 1874/14435
EXP: 127640190
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Since: 07-06-07


Since last post: 11.8 years
Last activity: 11.7 years
Posted on 12-26-07 12:38:13 PM (last edited by ∑ Ranko at 12-26-07 09:38 AM) Link | Quote
Ω > U
Originally posted by Acmlm
...April 2002...


If that's the OC acct. then that shot misses the only email I ever sent to that account by a good week or two...

Only reason that makes a difference is because that's why I'm here now...because I never got a reply...ironic.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 1926/5390
EXP: 29079701
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 343 days
Last activity: 343 days
Posted on 12-26-07 02:02:31 PM (last edited by HyperHacker at 12-26-07 11:03 AM) Link | Quote
Jul - Post #1926 - 12-26-07 09:02:31am
Originally posted by NightKev
Originally posted by Acmlm
I got so much spam before that it'd be hard to pick one (and I rarely checked anyway) ... but I do have some old samples of it:

November 2001
April 2002

I remember trying to filter all this crap in Outlook Express and ending up with a huge filter that only blocked about half of the spam
<insert type="generic \"Gmail owns you.\"">here</insert>
Is that "owns you" as in kicks ass, or "owns you" as in you belong to them?

I always have anywhere from 500-700 messages in my Gmail spam folder, but it does an excellent job determining what's junk and what's legit.

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Higsby

Super Luigi

727 []

Level: 123


Posts: 399/4322
EXP: 20865653
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Since: 07-30-07

From: Canada

Since last post: 2.5 years
Last activity: 194 days
Posted on 12-26-07 02:28:31 PM (last edited by Higsby at 12-26-07 11:29 AM) Link | Quote
I abandoned my yahoo e-mail account because it got thousands of spam a month. I would always laugh though when saw subjects typed in languages I couldn't even read such as Arabic or Japanese

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Randor
750
Level: 58


Posts: 110/755
EXP: 1520171
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Since: 08-22-07

From: Not Oklahoma

Since last post: 8.7 years
Last activity: 7.6 years
Posted on 12-26-07 03:59:41 PM Link | Quote
Expansive Selection Economical `Canadien` Narcotic List prices < What in the fuck?
Subject: bakovorp

It has taken mankind hundreds of years to discover the secret of big
dicks.. < evo lution
Ring Ring! Who is it? Your sad ringtone. - Get a Hot New Ringtone Now! < Because you know ringtones call people.
Government Foreclosures from $1O,OOO USD <... Why Os?
suboqrn Phaarmacyy $ 1,4 5 < I can't help but read this as Subcon Pharmacy.

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Collection of nobodies
Posted on 12-26-07 11:32:35 PM Link | Quote
From:
"Gifts Sö G00d"

Subject:
"They Will Feel Bäd About TheToaster"

Inside:
"Gifts Sö G00d They Will Feel Bäd About TheToaster"

I think that the most amusing part in spam emails is that my email doesn't even pop up in the To:.

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Sponty
Part boy, part car; Boycar, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
Level: 184


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EXP: 85651602
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Since: 08-24-07

Pronouns: he/him
From: Canada

Since last post: 7 days
Last activity: 6 days
Posted on 12-27-07 01:47:10 AM Link | Quote
"Einladung von TGA501 zu joinRþ"

German? I don't even know what the message should read...

I've gotten the free viagra emails before, but that was on spam account 1.

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Posted on 12-28-07 11:15:51 PM Link | Quote
I don't get any spam since I don't ever provide my email address
Unless you count forwarded crap...

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Shadic
Alakadoof?
Level: 151


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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him
From: Olympia, WA

Since last post: 7 days
Last activity: 2 days
Posted on 12-30-07 07:08:39 AM Link | Quote
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