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Posted on 12-21-14 01:33:52 PM Link | Quote
This is for a thread of bad puns. Nothing but bad puns.

Go.

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Posted on 12-21-14 02:05:13 PM Link | Quote
Why have a thread about bad puns? Were they out of puns at the office store?

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Posted on 12-21-14 02:11:27 PM Link | Quote
I give you every pun my IRC bot has. As a sample:

<ZrnBot> A man was late for a date, so he made like a banana and split
<ZrnBot> I was going to make a fart joke, but it stunk.
<ZrnBot> What do you call a star trek themed birthday card? A PiCard!

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Posted on 12-21-14 02:43:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rick
This is for a thread of bad puns. Nothing but bad puns.

Go.


I want to throw eggs at you. You know very well I always hate people that are egger to make puns...
I hope people don't rate this 8 out of 8. Because then I would go reight outta here.

Do you see now, do you SEE? That there are going to be puns from A-to-ZEE?

You also said in the title of this thread:

Originally posted by Rick
Give me some needles for this thread.

So it seems like you're in a need for needles!

...What have you done? And why?

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Posted on 12-23-14 10:54:14 AM Link | Quote
Churches are good for meeting marriage partners (11%), and poor for meeting short-term sex partners (1%). (This contradicts another dating advice book, which says that women in church singles clubs want sex "like bunnies."[2] This may apply only to certain churches. The book didn't specify where to find the best sects.)
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Posted on 12-23-14 12:18:40 PM (last edited by RanAS at 01-06-15 09:55:13 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by stag019
Churches are good for meeting marriage partners (11%), and poor for meeting short-term sex partners (1%). (This contradicts another dating advice book, which says that women in church singles clubs want sex "like bunnies."[2] This may apply only to certain churches. The book didn't specify where to find the best sects.)




...That's not a bad pun...That isn't even a pun...
Am I missing something?

EDIT: No one really should be exposed to a giant-sized wat grandma image so I scaled it down a bit.

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Posted on 12-23-14 12:20:12 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by RanAS
...That's not a bad pun...That isn't even a pun...
Am I missing something?


Originally posted by stag019
The book didn't specify where to find the best sects.


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Posted on 12-23-14 12:21:14 PM Link | Quote
KLayout v3.1
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Posted on 12-23-14 12:25:53 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Zero One
Originally posted by RanAS
...That's not a bad pun...That isn't even a pun...
Am I missing something?


Originally posted by stag019
The book didn't specify where to find the best sects.



I fell dumb now.

Well...technically I didn't know the word...but...still. That's not the way I expected a pun to be written.

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Posted on 12-24-14 01:47:54 PM Link | Quote
This fruit is the reason why I can never get married.

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