Once upon a time there was a tiger who was about to know the true meaning of feeling pumped. You see, the tiger was caught by Dig Dug and he attached his tire pump to the tigers's flame sac and burned dig dug. It wasn't very effective, but the tiger learned the true meaning of ice! Tiger froze dig dug solid and teleported to a weird room. It seemed to have no visible doors or windows, merely solid walls in all four cardinal directions. The room wasn't dark, but despite this there was no visible source of light present.
There was merely one thing in this empty room, a small pump sitting upon a pedestal in the middle. The tiger walked a little closer to it, wondering what it could be, this would prove to be a mistake for the tiger as for it pumped him full of Bad Dragon (TM) cumlube.
Where had he gone wrong? How had he ended up in the home of Jul's biggest fur fetishist guarded by a very fat kitty who doesn't stop eating?
Well he thought that something there could help him with his quest to go to the 9th dimension where Kanye West promised him the key to controlling the universe and knowing all of its secrets.
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