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Rick
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Posted on 05-16-13 01:17:09 AM Link | Quote
Swedish Man dies after having sex with a hornet's nest

:specialed: :specialed: :specialed:

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Posted on 05-16-13 01:23:09 AM Link | Quote
OW.

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Elemi
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Okay, bye, please don't push your antivax shit here
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Posted on 05-16-13 01:34:59 AM Link | Quote


In all seriousness, that's pretty crazy, about on par with the guy who had a bit too much fun with a river eel.

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I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 05-16-13 01:49:41 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Article!
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.


Really.

You don't say. I don't need a fancy degree to tell you that.


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Posted on 05-16-13 03:35:06 AM Link | Quote
Holy goddamn God, what.

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Posted on 05-16-13 03:36:06 AM Link | Quote
I guess thats why they call em HORNets hahahahehaeulahelauhcuechadskjfhaskljc

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Posted on 05-16-13 07:19:30 AM Link | Quote
Don't worry I'm still here it was not me, I know you thought it was me but it wasn't don't worry.

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Posted on 05-16-13 11:00:36 AM Link | Quote
Tune in next week, where we'll watch as Girlydragon dies attempting to inflate a hornet's nest!

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Posted on 05-16-13 01:06:16 PM Link | Quote
Now that story's quite the stinger!

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Posted on 05-16-13 08:12:07 PM (last edited by Acey at 05-16-13 09:46:04 PM) Link | Quote

Acey says:

Folks, this is what we call natural selection.

EDIT: Apparently it's a hoax. I am strangely disappointed.

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Posted on 05-16-13 10:09:27 PM Link | Quote
This sucks. I wanted to live in a world where people fucked hornet nests and now that world's been shattered and replaced with a slightly more cynical world.

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Posted on 05-17-13 03:45:45 AM Link | Quote
Hasse was the hornet nest fucker Sweden deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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Posted on 05-19-13 05:16:47 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Acey
Folks, this is what we call natural selection.

EDIT: Apparently it's a hoax. I am strangely disappointed.


Perhaps even more hilarious than the original story was the apology released by IBT, stating:
Originally posted by IBT
Unfortunately it turned out the story was a fake from a satirical news website in Sweden called Nyheterna Sverige, which was kindly pointed out by a number of our readers.

The original story was spawned from animal rights campaigners who were worried about the wellbeing of hornets.

However, the joke got lost in translation - as well the names of those involved. The neighbour's name translates to erection and the fetish expert is called genital.

Thankfully this means a man named Hasse did not get stung to death by hornets after trying to have sex with their nest, and his semen was not found on dead wasps.

His body had not swollen so it resembled a whale and 'Bertil Ståhfrääs' did not "feel heavy and unreal" from finding the 'corpse'.

We are sorry if any readers fell for the story as we did.


In their defense, it's pretty difficult to pick up sarcasm and satire in plain text, especially if it's in a foreign language. That said, this situation reeks of similarity with The Onion's "Kim Jong-Un Sexiest Man Alive" story.
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Posted on 05-22-13 04:56:45 PM Link | Quote
Nyheterna Sverige has been around for quite some time though and is well known for being satir; To me this just sounds like a bad case of 'not doing their research'.

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https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md