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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Rena
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Jul - Post #1753 - 12-07-07 02:15:06pm There's a pic on this page linked from the article. ____________________ |
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...Okay, maybe I was wrong about the ruthless corporate takeover thing, but still. Damn. I guess Santa cracked after all those years of having to be such an upstanding figure.
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I saw that on another site and thought it was hilarious. It makes me wonder why they would make a bot (especially since it's Santa) say something like that.  |
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While this is pretty dirty, it's not "the mere mention of pizza drives him on a tirade about oral sex", it's saying like 6 things in a row and he mentions what it's called. Massive over reaction, unless "Santa" described it more to the children.
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Ω > U"...now they should remove any MS product that triggers bursts of offensive language, starting with Vista!"
No shit.
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Yeah, it's not like Santa is giving sex lessons 
A bit of an over-reaction. Who really asks Santa for pizza anyway. <<
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Rena
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Jul - Post #1754 - 12-07-07 02:34:39pm Oh, it gets better... It's the kids' fault. Yes, clearly, these kids hacked the bot!  ____________________ |
Sponty
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What the fuck. It's a bot
Wouldn't that be the programmer's fault?
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| Drag's Post #466 | But isn't "Ho ho ho" offensive to women? 
So with the combination of "ho ho ho" and oral sex, everyone hates Santa now, it's so depressing.
WORST CHRISTMAS EVER! 
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Well, it could be worse
He could be saying "whore whore whore."
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Ω > UOriginally posted by Drag
But isn't "Ho ho ho" offensive to women?
So with the combination of "ho ho ho" and oral sex, everyone hates Santa now, it's so depressing.
WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!
Ah cheer up...with the way things are going it'll be much worse next year...you know, X-mas tree burning with problems of saying Christmas is too much about the fact that someone likes religion and you don't.
Well, whatever.
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On a tangent, SmarterChild was apparently designed to mimic my personal sense of self-worth and sarcastic humor. I was never notified of others stealing my psyche for fun and profit, and I fervently object.
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12-07-07 05:38:45pm--->
It may have been designed for interaction, but blaming people for "pushing" a Santa Clause bot is really no exuse for adding those kinds of words AT ALL to the bot.
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| Drag's Post #470 | Originally posted by Acmlm
but I still don't see how pizza leads to oral sex
I think it was the "eat it" "eat it" "eat it" that did it, seeing as how "eat it" can refer to... you know.
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12-07-07 11:59:18pm
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157 days |  |  | Look at the 'cake' reference, that one's pretty hilarious too.
I think this bot was designed very poorly. Like most robots, unfortunately.
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| | At last santa shows his true self!
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