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Jazz Random nobody Level: 3      Posts: 1/1 EXP: 60 For next: 68 Since: 03-31-12 From: Leningrad Since last post: 9.6 years Last activity: 9.4 years 
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| Greetings comrades, chums, friends, and anyone else who may be reading this.
I am Jazz E.S. Tycoonus, but you may call me Jazz. If you know me from my Vizzed days (as JazzCoon) then you are either a blessed comrade, you know of my...character, or you've heard tales of horror and/or lulz. For those of you companions who do not know me, and wish too, here is the run down in simple form: I am a robot, a machine man that only serves pure logic. If you think my text and typing are "robotic", then good. I'm also a bounty hunter and will take bounties on anyone or anything, for the right amount of tabbs, roubles, or anything else you deem as money. Despite my life as a space-hopping robot bounty hunting machine, I'm also quite the fan of "old class." I like the snazzy things in life, dig? I can't stand being tacky or trrashy, so if I come off as "snobbbish", please forgive me. I also enjoy jive talking in retro 40s and 50s lingo, so do not be alarmed if you see me calling people "toots" or "dame" or saying something is "neat-o" and "keen." I'm also a reader of old, Russian novels, and will more than likely use refrences and terms learned in them. This love of Russian literature, mostly the works of Dostoevsky, led to an intrest in Russia as a whole, and have given me many jokes. Warning, I'm not a "fillthy Communist", I just enjoy the pre-USSR culture of the place. Some people have called me "mean" in the past, and I get it. I'm terribly robotic when it comes to what you humans call "emotions and feelings", and people have called me "cold" before. I suppose they are right, as that is how I wish to be. I'm terribly blunt in some matters, so please do not take anything I say or any opinion I voice as a personal slander against you. Finally, I'm a fellow who likes many things you probably do. Like, a lot of nerdy, geeky, silly things most people enjoy. I lurve a good joke, and love telling stories and cutting up. When this happens I become what many call a "buffoon", however, I only play the "part" of the buffoon (as most buffoons do, you see), and am actually, at the risk of acting like I have an ego, rather smart, sharp, and witty. In fact, I'm probably "too smart for my own good." Also, I lurve Boba Fett. A lot. He's my hero. I also like robots a whole bunch, too, but that's a given. Oh, and raccoons. Raccoons are the master race of all animals. Welp. das' it, really. Sorry it took me so long to post here, but what can I say. To my comrades (and lol enemies lol) I've known from before this, let us fetch the samovar and have a hurrah, as Jazz lebt! To the fellows I don't know, then I'm sure we'll get along just peachy. If not, then we shall arrange an old fashioned broadsword duel, dig? All the best, comrades -Jazz E.S. Tycoonus. |
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