Alright, so I was sleeping soundly until I had this bizarro dream.
It was a sporting event that was three-on-three teams. Each team had to run around on a track. It was also a very violent sport where guys who looked like (American) football players would beat the shit out of each other. I can't say how you were supposed to win this sport.
Anyway, so one of the guys got beat so hard that his eyeball was dangling out from his socket and I kept fixating on that. It was so bothersome enough that I didn't want to see this anymore and woke up. Admittedly, I should've seen it coming because this was this chanty song poem thing about the guy's eye coming out before it even happened.
In thinking about it, I woke up with some mild eye irritation in the same eye as the guy whose eyeball was dangling (no more than say, seasonal allergies would be). I think that's what caused the whole thing with the dangling eyeball, but why that came through like that in my dream I have no bloody idea.
And in other news, if a sport like that actually existed, I'd totally watch it. It was like Olympic sprinting (only with jogging instead of running) and roller-derby (without the roller skates) but with more violence.
Originally posted by RickIt was also a very violent sport where guys who looked like (American) football players would beat the shit out of each other.
so ... it was normal (american) football?
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Originally posted by RickIt was also a very violent sport where guys who looked like (American) football players would beat the shit out of each other.
so ... it was normal (american) football?
Teams don't beat up on other teams with giant tomes. I kinda forgot about that part.
Originally posted by ReimuI recently (a few days ago) woke up by... a different kind of gross out.
Originally posted by RickIn thinking about it, I woke up with some mild eye irritation in the same eye as the guy whose eyeball was dangling (no more than say, seasonal allergies would be). I think that's what caused the whole thing with the dangling eyeball, but why that came through like that in my dream I have no bloody idea.
Something like this happened. I dreamt a giant stack of CDs collapsed, turns out a stack of my mother's DVDs fell over.
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I had a completely screwed up dream last night. It started out normally, with me just playing a game. The first two levels were your basic tutorial levels; how to move, shoot, duck, otherstuff. Level 3 got a bit odd where it was less shooting people and more slaughtering them by any means necessary. However, not that weird; Bulletstorm did it pretty damn well. But it was level 4 onwards where it just went completely freaky.
It starts with the character travelling into a urethra and through a body. Shit was so weird, even dream me recoiled and considered turning off the game. Nightmare fuel in your own dreams is just so wrong. I could see blood cells and microvilli, for some reason.
Then it was more like I was in a main hub, and I had a drill. I was walking around a hotel and I came to a bit of wall. I took the drill and drilled through it, revealing a door. Opening the door saw a couple on a bed holding each other, asleep. I walk over to them and drill into the bed, with a LOT of noise. They don't stir. Then I point the drill at different parts of the scene, like the wall, the bed again, one of their heads, but it won't drill. Then I aim for the guy's spine. The drill finally works and I drill right through his spine and into the woman's stomach, killing them both.
Then I woke up. I'm fairly certain that dream will stay with me now...
Here's a sample of things in my dream log, to give you an idea of the insanity that exists in my brain.
On the plane in Batman 3 using the black cellphone with excellent reception the flight attendant/pilot was then accosted by an evil plant that ripped her to shreds despite her vowing to be a vegetarian while the Joker inexplicably leaped in through a window (his face having obviously been poorly photoshopped over a replacement actor's face and it also alternating to a different actor wearing inferior makeup), and the entire result moving like a cheap fake effect), causing anger from all the long time fans due to it using Heath Ledger even though he and the Joker were supposed to be gone.
I was on the eMachine in the old house trying to use a weird HUD where there were huge white borders everywhere to navigate a wikipedia. I try repeatedly to resize it because it does not fit on the screen and there is a gap on the bottom of the screen. Suddenly it gets stuck on some Japanese version of a 3D CGI Pokemon anime with some long winded song sequence about the Ocean and a gym leader related to it and I fear the racket will annoy my Dad who is on the couch a ways away.
I'm in some primitive looking 4x game with really low res and blurry 2000s graphics and some bizarre scroll-to-read series of instructions which note that the game is hard and nearly impossible to play in some weird fancy small letters in block script like it's some ancient Scandinavian writings. It has a section I scroll down to listed as "Krazy Ivan's tips" which does this. The background is slate gray and the text a woodblock like font with blue and red and faded mustard yellow letters towards the beginnings of sentences. then when I quit the game I see some cinematic where a short person being carted off by men in raincoats says something mean before I float across a frigid snow wasteland (implied to be Russia) onto the next game and the CGI ends.
Then there was some weird shooter that I played in "Hit Mode" (Goal: Complete the game in as few deaths as possible) which had me underwater fighting submarines in some sort of storm and I got hit early on by a vertical wave of some kind that was made of water. Frustrated I fight with the name selection for the credits just to exit the game eventually without entering my name anywhere. My ultimate score was something like 13908.
A weird Sonic stage complete with a HUD that had a smiley face and also took place in some floating obstacle course made out of junkyard parts is really hard and I nearly fail to beat the stage but then by sacrificing one of Sonic's 11 lives (Causing the smiley face to change in appearance/blush for a second) I manage to take an alternate path around a frustratingly hard to jump pit with obstacles and move Sonic across a floating platform made of tires and steel strips.
I also for some reason woke up with the Battle 1 theme from FFV stuck in my head.
This dream involved some odd Harry Potter like school. It had a tower with multiple levels complete with some sort of tournament in which people would mind control targets to make them do their bidding. The issue was one person (a girl of some kind) managed to summon pure evil and corrode their target entirely, then made them use a forbidden death spell on their enemies. She then noted "The villains get all the good spells" while the others rushed to have some council to deal with this new threat, as it implied the beginning of some new war between good and evil.
A fragment of a dream involving a massive robot with issues about falling apart and difficulty driving off was here.
In the next dream there was some huge sports stadium with first some boring football game. Then the next stadium over (there were five stadiums in this mega-stadium) there was some Communist general guy announcing the All-American hero--some sort of crazy looking guy with red, white and blue handkerchief on his head and stars and stripes on his clothing, played by Owen Wilson.
This guy was used to fight the FBI and other law enforcement people, used for evil as he could punch so hard tires would explode and people would fly over the horizon.
Anyway, that guy was his favorite show guy, until he decided to object, then they tried to replace him with a similar but more obedient guy while killing him, but he came back more robotic than man and settled the score, punching out the fake and his former leader, concluding that dream.
There was some tower I was on and I was fighting... something... in some snowy landscape, then I was in a black SUV trying to hide in some area for a while.
I had a dream that I was at the dining room of Eastern avenue, running some steam engine that was contained within my fridge using a WS_FTP layout. I would try to contain the settings to avoid it from going over 180 PSI but despite setting it to 70 PSI it kept going anyway and began to overload, eventually frying the nearby AC outlets and everything hooked up to them. I would search the ceiling for some sort of switches in vain, noticing tons of weird nonfunctional half-wired lights and a weird painting but nothing else of use.
I was wandering around, then I had to do some weird obstacle course to get... something. First I biked out on the streets, then I wandered into some dark greek/roman mansion, then I wandered into a class doing a test and wound up absent-mindedly talking to a kid and getting yelled at for distracting him, then I rooted through some golf clubs and went down some slide, and finally made it to the end. Then after some random 1960's Bond music and "The Living Daylights" I had to do it all over again for no reason!
To put it simply, there is no end to the insanity in there.