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Xkeeper

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Posted on 12-05-07 03:13:25 AM Link
Accent Stove & Spa's sign really is that bad.

We tried to get a video of it for The Internet, but my camera ate it (yeah, it was that bad).

It's been an idea of ours to make a replica of it, so we've taken some time to do this. Too bad we can't get all the (horrible) animations it uses.

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Posted on 12-05-07 04:35:03 AM Link
But we can try!

(and add a few of our own mwahahahaha)

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Posted on 12-05-07 04:54:19 AM Link
Originally posted by Neko54123
(and add a few of our own mwahahahaha)

I don't like where this is going.

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Posted on 12-05-07 05:35:16 AM Link
This is madness. I'm stuck in the same time zone as it...

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Posted on 12-05-07 05:56:10 AM Link
AAAAH MY EYES IT BURNS

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Posted on 12-05-07 06:11:21 AM (last edited by Neko54123 at 12-05-07 03:12 AM) Link
You think this is bad? You should see the real thing. Imagine the scrolling rainbow effect animating almost twice as fast on a large, blinding LED sign just above eye level in the middle of the night. Suddenly, you're like, "whoa, where'd that sidewalk come from?"

Also, the animations occasionally displayed behind the words are clearly GIFs stolen from various GeoCities webpages, and are rife with copyright infringement. So far, we've noticed a bouncing Pikachu, a Mickey Mouse logo, and Pac-Man...

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Posted on 12-05-07 07:23:26 AM Link
ACCENT STOVE AND SPAAA ACCENT STOVE AND SPA ACCENT STOVE AND SPA
asdfsdfsdfsd
(So it's basically OBNOXIOUS FLASH BANNER in physical form?)

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Posted on 12-05-07 07:33:36 AM Link
Hey, that sign could be bad for people, who get seizures from die die blinking lights.

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Posted on 12-05-07 07:44:32 AM Link
These banners are completely fucking ridiculous and I love them.

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Posted on 12-05-07 07:53:13 AM Link
Originally posted by me, earlier this year
The new banner's all right, but to be honest I don't really care what's there, as long as it isn't like a blinding flashing seizure banner.


yeah well gee thanks for following my advice JERKS

I'm kidding, I think it's hilarious. My favorite is the pinwheel one, it looked so Geocities-ish that I couldn't help but laugh out loud at it the first time I saw it.
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Posted on 12-05-07 07:54:46 AM Link
Originally posted by Kles
These banners are completely fucking ridiculous and I love them.

Ridiculously Awesome?

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Posted on 12-05-07 07:56:33 AM Link
Jul - Post #1729 - 12-05-07 02:56:33am
It's reasons like this AdBlock was invented. Someone get to work on AdBlock for real life. (And then the radio will be tolerable again! )

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Posted on 12-05-07 09:59:44 AM Link
"Just watch, some idiot is going to be like "This is why Adblock was invented" and ruin the fun."

You are so predictable

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Posted on 12-05-07 11:23:29 AM Link
wow...not something I wanna see when I first wake up.

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Posted on 12-05-07 11:29:16 AM Link
Ω > U
GET IT OUT

GEEEEEEEEET IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Posted on 12-05-07 12:22:56 PM Link
The goggles do nothing

I don't understand how anyone could have a sign like that and not realize that it's so bad
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Posted on 12-05-07 01:30:29 PM Link
We have a 9:59 movie that's going on Youtube of nothing but this sign.

It features a whole bunch of completely absurd animations.

...but no audio.

(What, you wanted to hear us talking? Sorry...)

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Posted on 12-05-07 01:33:55 PM Link
So we will finally be able to see this monstrosity?
And also
Originally posted by Xkeeper
(What, you wanted to hear us talking? Sorry...)



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Posted on 12-05-07 01:56:19 PM Link
ACCENT STOVE AN D S PA

I spent way too long on this.
(post 100 lul)

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Posted on 12-05-07 02:16:33 PM Link
I'd just like to inform you all that I find these banner ads to be inexplicably fucking hilarious.

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