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Posted on 05-18-12 05:11:15 AM (last edited by Rick at 05-18-12 05:10:25 PM) Link | Quote
So I got to thinking about this little tidbit on TCRF:

Originally posted by The Cutting Room Floor
In both the original FDS version and the Japanese re-release on cartridge, Pols Voice is invulnerable to arrows, but instead it's extra-vulnerable to the Famicom's built-in microphone feature. As the NES system lacked this feature, it was instead given a weakness to arrows. Besides this weakness, they can also be defeated the hard way with the sword in all versions of the game. Some support for the Famicom Microphone remains in the NES version, however, as using an emulator with the microphone ability enabled will also work.


And then add a little tidbit I found once reading about the Famicom game "Takeshi no Chousenjou"

Originally posted by Some Other Article
Though the microphone is used to determine the presence of sound, the game does not have the technology to process sound pitches, making it possible to "sing" just by blowing air on the microphone with proper timing.


So then I realized that you could practically do anything in the mic to these poor things and they'd succumb to death. Post funny ones, such as:

1.) Farting loudly into the microphone.
2.) Attempting to convert them to Christianity.

Go!

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Posted on 05-18-12 05:16:58 AM Link | Quote
I suppose you could do the following

1. Scream at them until they die.
2. Blast Death Metal at them
3. Cry about your taxes being too high
4. Sneeze
5. Have your phone play an obnoxious ringtone
6. Have your dog bark at it.
7. Armpit farts.
8. Fall on the ground

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Posted on 05-18-12 06:14:23 AM Link | Quote
Kill them with the soothing sound of jazz.

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Posted on 05-18-12 11:35:10 AM Link | Quote
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I always found weird why did they give them a weakness to arrows instead of to the in-game recorder like later games did...

I guess you could put the mic next to the speaker while playing the recorder to simulate the effect or something, but still.

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Posted on 05-18-12 04:58:41 PM Link | Quote
Kill them with the Song of Healing. For the irony.

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Posted on 05-18-12 05:33:28 PM Link | Quote
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Originally posted by Zero One
Kill them with the Song of Healing. For the irony.
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Kill them with this instead

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Posted on 05-18-12 07:36:05 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Zero One
Kill them with the Song of Healing. For the irony.

Or you could take out the irony and use the creepy reversed version a.k.a. 'The Song of Un-Healing'.
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Posted on 05-18-12 07:38:30 PM Link | Quote
I remember when rogueamp's 404 page was BEN DROWNED themed and had the Song of Unhealing playing in the background on infinite loop.

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Posted on 05-19-12 12:15:40 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by SamuelEarl666
Originally posted by Zero One
Kill them with the Song of Healing. For the irony.

Or you could take out the irony and use the creepy reversed version a.k.a. 'The Song of Un-Healing'.

You kinda got ninja'd there.
1. Whisper
2. Put the mic next to the speaker
3. Recite the plot of something

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Posted on 05-19-12 03:47:49 AM Link | Quote
How about saying "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"?

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Posted on 05-19-12 05:22:49 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Reshiram
Originally posted by Zero One
Kill them with the Song of Healing. For the irony.
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Kill them with this instead


Originally posted by SamuelEarl666
Originally posted by ZeroOne
Kill them with the Song of Healing. For the irony.
Or you could take out the irony and use the creepy reversed version a.k.a. 'The Song of Un-Healing'.


Dammit guys, stop playing with the Matrix! And/or read the previous posts.

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Posted on 05-19-12 05:27:56 PM (last edited by Reshiram at 05-19-12 05:32:40 PM) Link | Quote
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It's not a ninjapost if I made it hours before.

Also
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Kill them with what happens at 1:30

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Posted on 05-20-12 02:52:50 AM Link | Quote
1. Have extremely noisy sex by the microphone.
2. Tell the Pols' Voice about Homestuck.
3. Ask the Pols' Voice where the bad elf or whatever touched it.
4. Cry deeply.

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Posted on 05-21-12 05:17:04 AM Link | Quote
1) Subject it to Mist's Xaos or Xaos 2
2) Vuvuzela
3) Rob is jarig
4) Dubstep
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Posted on 05-21-12 09:46:48 AM Link | Quote
Play it the MIDI from the AE Torture theme. that's enough to kill most people
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Posted on 05-22-12 10:20:32 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Katelynn
Kill them with the soothing sound of jazz.

For extra pain, replace jazz with Kenny G.

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Posted on 05-23-12 02:05:01 AM (last edited by Zero One at 05-23-12 02:09:42 AM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Foxhack
Originally posted by Katelynn
Kill them with the soothing sound of jazz.

For extra pain, replace jazz with Kenny GRebecca Black.


FTFY

EDIT: Or would that constitute animal cruelty? I mean, killing is one thing, aural violation is another.

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Posted on 05-23-12 02:06:35 AM (last edited by dotUser at 05-23-12 02:08:55 AM) Link | Quote
Simply tell it that Chuck Norris is hunting it.



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Simply telling them to GTFO would be amusing. Or play Youtube Poop clips such as "You must DIE!"

Hey You Pikachu is an N64 game with (crappy) voice recognition, so you can see how Pikachu reacts to silly things like this too. The microphone adaptor used a standard 3.5" jack, so you could plug in a music player instead... Though, I doubt any emulator supports it.

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Posted on 05-24-12 02:04:13 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rena
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It's actually gotten to the point where if I don't watch that video at least once a day, I feel like I'm missing a limb.

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