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Posted on 03-14-12 02:51:40 PM Link
Eh, good enough. (Java sucks, anyway)

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Posted on 03-14-12 02:55:03 PM Link
That teacher used the venerable teaching method of "do it all on your own and then do programs for me in class, no it's just a coincidence my students' AP test scores from the last two years have all been 1s and 2s."

Waste of a class really.

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Posted on 03-14-12 03:13:55 PM (last edited by Tyty at 03-14-12 12:14 PM) Link 


import java.util.Random;



public class BanUser{

	public static main(String [] args){

		String user = getUser()

		Random generator = new Random()

		if(user == Xkeeper){

			ban()

		else if(generator.nextInt(20) == 1)

			ban()

	}

}


That should work, if ban() and getUser() are defined somewhere.

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Posted on 03-14-12 09:42:25 PM Link
I'm insulted. Our ban ratio is closer to 1/12 than 1/20.

Also, just to set the record straight, the Xkeeper ban ratio isn't 1/1. It's actually 1001/1000. Yes, for every 1000th Xkeeper account, we create an additional one ourselves to ban.

In other news:

我用谷歌翻译，翻译成中文。
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Posted on 03-14-12 10:46:32 PM Link
Sorta relevant:

Does anyone else hate most hacks of the NES Mario games, or is it just me? I mean, most of them seem to be mostly made of crappy manipulation of Koopa shells, giant pits with the sinking metal platforms, ridiculous game themes (Luigi at Christmas? What?), and- in Mario 3's case- 8-bit Muncher madness.

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Posted on 03-14-12 10:59:47 PM Link
Originally posted by Smallhacker
我用谷歌翻译，翻译成中文。
Irrelevant fun fact: Chinese and Japanese text does not render correctly in most browsers if the language has not been tagged appropriately.

私は日本語に翻訳Google翻訳を使用していました。

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Posted on 03-14-12 11:14:24 PM Link
I propose a series of hacks.

Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. - Mario has to battle his arch nemesis, Lord Big Mean Guy, in 32 piece of shit levels that require 13 savestates per seconds to pass. Classic 8-bit stupidity.

Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. 2 - Mario, Luigi, Toad and Token Girl have to pull up gravestones from the ground to throw at mean and slightly racially insensitive badguys. Fight your way up to the tower of Mr. Baddie McBaddington who has allergic reactions to being hit in the head with stolen gravestones.

Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. 3 - Mario has a hole in his socks and must wear a gigantic green shoe for the duration of this lackluster continuation of the series. Tons of new enemies - even more inappropriate than before - help the comeback of Lord Big Mean Guy as he uses his 7 fetus children to steal the magic toothbrushes of the 7 Earls of the Piece of Shit Kingdom. World 3 is unbeatable due to fatal amounts of fail.

Super Stupid Pile of Shit World - Fuck it, this is just an animation of Mario trying to run away from a rocket powered mutant muncher controlled by Lord Big Mean Guy. He fails.

Doctor Stupid Pile of Shit - Because all stupid game series needs a spinoff. This is a shitty graphics hack of Dr. Mario with no gameplay differences at all except all the virus being invisible due to the game being a stupid piece of shit.
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Posted on 03-14-12 11:39:55 PM Link
Originally posted by Smallhacker
I propose a series of hacks.

Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. - Mario has to battle his arch nemesis, Lord Big Mean Guy, in 32 piece of shit levels that require 13 savestates per seconds to pass. Classic 8-bit stupidity.

Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. 2 - Mario, Luigi, Toad and Token Girl have to pull up gravestones from the ground to throw at mean and slightly racially insensitive badguys. Fight your way up to the tower of Mr. Baddie McBaddington who has allergic reactions to being hit in the head with stolen gravestones.

Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. 3 - Mario has a hole in his socks and must wear a gigantic green shoe for the duration of this lackluster continuation of the series. Tons of new enemies - even more inappropriate than before - help the comeback of Lord Big Mean Guy as he uses his 7 fetus children to steal the magic toothbrushes of the 7 Earls of the Piece of Shit Kingdom. World 3 is unbeatable due to fatal amounts of fail.

Super Stupid Pile of Shit World - Fuck it, this is just an animation of Mario trying to run away from a rocket powered mutant muncher controlled by Lord Big Mean Guy. He fails.

Doctor Stupid Pile of Shit - Because all stupid game series needs a spinoff. This is a shitty graphics hack of Dr. Mario with no gameplay differences at all except all the virus being invisible due to the game being a stupid piece of shit.


Here's more:

Super Stupid Pile of Shit 67 1/8 RPM LP - Mario must rescue Queen Bitchbag from the Russians in 3D levels full of nothing but ridiculous blank spaces, giant chasms, barely modded SM64 levels, and a gaudy as hell texture set to boot.

Stupid Pile of Shit Party - A game of nothing but videos of Italian stereotypes dryhumping the couches at Ikea. Also, all difficulties are four-player CPUs set to Easy.

Shitty Parkour - Because we all need 8,762 sports spinoffs, amirite.

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Posted on 03-15-12 12:09:13 AM Link
Stupid Pile of Shit Kart - You have to push the karts around because of soaring gas prices.

Stupid Pile of Shit Time Machine - Teaches you blatantly false facts in the most boring way imaginable. The levels include (and are limited to) the Garden of Eden where you have to return the missing apple.

Stupid Pile of Shit is Missing - Title screen hack. The rest is already done for us.
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Posted on 03-15-12 12:13:07 AM Link
Possibility doesn't dictate what you can do.
Originally posted by Smallhacker
Stupid Pile of Shit is Missing - Title screen hack. The rest is already done for us.
Or rather just blank out the ROM.

Then it would be appropiatedly titled.

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Posted on 03-15-12 01:04:24 AM Link
Smallhacker (Muncher on SMWC)

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Posted on 03-15-12 04:09:23 AM Link
Hotel Shit - Fabio eats LOTSA S'GHETTI and dies of chronic stupidity.

Shit vs. Furry at the Drunken Olympics - Wario races against Sonichu for some car batteries to electrocute themselves with for fun.

Stupid Pile of Shit Moonshine - DRUNK ITALIAN REDNECKS, EH WOT.

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Posted on 03-16-12 04:38:49 AM Link
So I guess mathlete's posts are getting deleted because he's just too dumb.

Meanwhile, I'm still banned, and he's still running around.

I'll just let you think about that for a while.

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Posted on 03-16-12 04:40:58 AM Link
Post #4593 · 03-15-12 11:40:58 PM
But he's not challenging their ideas of what makes a good hack, so it's fine.

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Posted on 03-16-12 04:44:01 AM Link
Originally posted by Rena
But he's not challenging their ideas of what makes a good hack, so it's fine.

No he's just spamming up the thread with needless challenges for his own level

And facepalms.

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Posted on 03-16-12 04:44:53 AM Link
but but he makes smw hacks and you just poop mabey u shuld make a smw hack & they would let u come bak have u tryed that?

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Posted on 03-16-12 04:45:47 AM Link
I like how when he posted that 'how to beat my level' video on Youtube three separate people had to explain that he'd completely missed the point of the contest.
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Posted on 03-16-12 04:49:40 AM Link
Originally posted by Drag
but but he makes smw hacks and you just poop mabey u shuld make a smw hack & they would let u come bak have u tryed that?

Are you suggesting that he is constipated? That sounds painful.

Maybe his body removes the feces by applying it to SMW hacks. Hmm.

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Posted on 03-16-12 04:55:52 AM Link
Originally posted by Tina
Originally posted by Drag
but but he makes smw hacks and you just poop mabey u shuld make a smw hack & they would let u come bak have u tryed that?

Are you suggesting that he is constipated? That sounds painful.

Maybe his body removes the feces by applying it to SMW hacks. Hmm.


What a shitty post.

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Posted on 03-20-12 08:34:19 PM Link
Also, forgot to mention Pokemon hacks. A few gems (especially for G/S/C), but most are either off the Derpter Scale in terms of quality or are gems that no one's bothered to translate to English.

Also, do not get me started on Sonic 1 and 2 hacks. That'd require an entire wiki. :p

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