Jul -- Craziness Domain: So I've been terrorizing SMW Central again

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Posted on 03-08-12 01:32:02 AM (last edited by Gabu at 03-07-12 10:34 PM)

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The awesome part is SMWC peeps are going to see these posts, this one included.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS LEGITIMATE COMPLAINTS AND CONTENT THAT MAY CAUSE BUTTHURTIt is not okay to have a ridiculously long, ridiculously hard hack with ridiculous obstacles strewn about to create a challenge. That's called being a douche. And unless that is your intention, ask yourself if you want to be on the side of Sturgeon's Law that works for you. If yes, look at your hack. Does it apply? If it takes more than 20 lives to complete the level, over 10 minutes to go from start to finish, or repeated game overs trying to pass a single obstacle, and you STILL think your hack is the best shit to happen, please to be erasing your level, save it, then start over again. Only until those three problems are resolved, and all those little annoyances obliterated, should it be considered a decent hack.

This has been a paid announcement of The Department of Ragequitting SMI Because It Got Too Fucking Annoying Too Fucking Fast For Those Reasons

the butthurt probably wasn't necessary, but in a bad mood right now, majority of smwc peeps being too stupid to notice/care about quality, etc.

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Posted on 03-08-12 01:39:27 AM

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And that was Gabu 101 on how to make not-shitty SMW hacks

Entrance to SMWC Contests should require that every single entrant has been forced to complete SMW in the last week or something.

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Posted on 03-08-12 01:48:23 AM (last edited by Smallhacker at 03-07-12 10:50 PM)

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In response to Gabu: While I completely agree with the opinions you expressed about the poorly designed difficulty of Super Mario World hacks and how such things can be considered obnoxious to say the least, you are - either intentionally or not - doing something very similar. I could in theory make a large amount of comparisons between your opinions and the method you used to convey those opinions. Basically, what I'm trying to get at is how you - a person who among other things complained about how unnaturally long it takes to beat a level - make a post explaining this by means of a marquee tag. I could make similar arguments there as reading slow-scrolling marquee text is also forcing someone to do something in an unnaturally and obnoxiously slow manner. For this reason, consider this a formal complaint towards your complete (or at least partial?) inability to live up to the standards you set for others. (Gee, what would Kant have said about such behavior?) And yes, I'm aware of the blatant double standards as I myself am writing this post as a marquee tag (with a slower scroll speed value, even) and that I've had the tendency of stretching the sentences a bit to further steal time from you. (In fact, if you're still reading this in the marquee: yay, I've successfully wasted your time.) And now, to beat this dead pony even more, I'm just going to fill the rest of this marquee with some random shit just to annoy you even more. Ahem. Nu tänker jag bli allra bäst / Och bygga upp ett lag / Jag ska söka och fånga flest / Och träna dem var dag / Jag ska resa från stad till stad / Efter Pokémon / Då får jag se, fast grad från grad / Var kraften kommer från / Pokémon / (Måste fånga fler) / Det är du och jag / Tillsammans blir vi ett lag / (Pokémon) / Åh, min bästa vän / Vi räddar världen om igen / (Pokémon, måste fånga fler) / Helt okej / Vi vet hur man klarar sig / Du lär mig och jag lär dig / Pokémon / (Måste fånga fler) / Jag ska fånga fler / Pokémon! ... ... ... ... wait, you're still reading this? Okay, this stopped being funny 2 KB ago. So, uh, yeah, maybe I should simply shut up now. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Why the hell are you still here?

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Posted on 03-08-12 01:54:16 AM

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Why did I just sit through that entire marquee...

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Posted on 03-08-12 01:55:09 AM

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Originally posted by Eppy37
Why did I just sit through that entire marquee...

Because you're crazy? I just read it in the quote box.

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Posted on 03-08-12 01:56:24 AM

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Originally posted by Eppy37
Why did I just sit through that entire marquee...

No clue. Personally I used the quote link . . .

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Posted on 03-08-12 02:08:41 AM

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Possibility doesn't dictate what you can do.I copied them and pasted them notepad, and proceeded to split it into paragraphs. It's classier.

Also oh my god FP

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Posted on 03-08-12 02:13:03 AM

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Hello I'm Meatface Luigi.

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Posted on 03-08-12 02:13:43 AM

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Remember, it's all still a better community than Sonic Retro, a.k.a. "No Fun Allowed Retro".

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Posted on 03-08-12 02:18:13 AM

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Posted on 03-08-12 02:41:45 AM

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Originally posted by Enig
Remember, it's all still a better community than Sonic Retro, a.k.a. "No Fun Allowed Retro".

Or the pokemon community. Hordes of 10 year olds with grand ideas and CHALLENGE (aka grinding). Oh well.

It's more interesting than the Advance Wars hacking community which consists of uh, me.

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Posted on 03-08-12 03:22:54 AM

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Originally posted by Smallhacker
<marquee></marquee>

Did I just read the Pokémon theme song in Swedish?

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Posted on 03-08-12 04:15:13 AM

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Why FP

Why

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Posted on 03-08-12 04:41:36 AM (last edited by Sanky at 03-08-12 01:42 AM)

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Originally posted by Joe
Originally posted by Smallhacker
<marquee></marquee>
Did I just read the Pokémon theme song in Swedish?

Silent nod to Butterfree, I believe.

Just so I'm not completely off-topic... MUNCHERS
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Actually it's from some random post on SMW central

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Posted on 03-08-12 04:47:18 AM (last edited by Lunaria at 03-08-12 01:47 AM)

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Sanky I think your munchers fucked up, text goes of screen without manual line break in this thread! D:

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Posted on 03-08-12 05:14:44 AM

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Originally posted by Enig
Remember, it's all still a better community than Sonic Retro, a.k.a. "No Fun Allowed Retro".

I'd like to see SMW people try to program their hacks to use all the expansion chips/extra stuff the SNES can do.

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Posted on 03-08-12 05:19:14 AM

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When I have access to my Photoshop again, I'm going to have to make an animated version of the image.

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Posted on 03-08-12 06:58:28 AM

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Originally posted by Metal_Man88
Originally posted by Enig
Remember, it's all still a better community than Sonic Retro, a.k.a. "No Fun Allowed Retro".

I'd like to see SMW people try to program their hacks to use all the expansion chips/extra stuff the SNES can do.

Now that bsnes supports it, they can use ST018. :p

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Posted on 03-08-12 09:57:49 AM

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The SMWC games really are bad. I made a better level Simply playing around with the code, accidently forcing two levels to combine into one awesome non-glitchy combination. Also it had no munchers. Also did you know that the power yoshi has and what the shell gives you seems to be linked to the pallette used, because of this it is possible to get a god yoshi with codes that treats all shells like rainbow ones.

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