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Posted on 02-05-12 06:40:58 PM (last edited by Bagel at 02-05-12 03:41 PM) Link | Quote
random video game name generator

"Ho-Hum Barbarian Assault"
A game where some pretty average barbarians attack your pretty average homeland and do moderate damage. You escape but your wife is killed, and you lead an army of your average brethren to achieve some kind of adequate revenge.


"The Quest for the Sailboat Zone"
You are a rich property owner who also happens to own a large lake. You're trying to get some kind of permit so that you can have a sailboat race on your property.


"Intense Spelling Nightmare"
answers.yahoo.com

"Interactive Software Strikes Again"
This one would be made by THQ and would get mixed reviews.

"Morbidly Obese Penguin 95"
TuxRacer, only more frightening.

"A Boy and His Booty Operation"
Ass.

"Catholic Baking Derby"
From the people who brought you Gardening Simulator 2010...

"Emo Moped Squadron"
Possibly the worst idea for any game ever.

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Posted on 02-05-12 06:56:36 PM (last edited by Shy Mikan at 02-05-12 06:39 PM) Link | Quote
Um...
Radioactive Pinball Deathmatch
a VS pinball game, with items and special abilities and health/strength bars


Cyber Tank Conspiracy
Also known as ollloo vs Jul (オッロオvsジュレ) in Japan kind of similar to blaster master, but in 3d and with no exploration and instead focusing on action. The graphics also imitate a retro 3d feel, like Starfox or X, but the gameplay is more like a modern game. You use a tank and shoot stuff in cyberspace, but the titular Cyber Tank is the final boss.


Underwater Yoga Crime Scene Investigation
A mystery detective visual novel that takes place in atlantis, and the main character is a monk. It sometimes has very complex martial arts action parts that are kinda like a fighting game.


Cybernetic Deer Hunter Conflict
This one is similar to contra and such. You control a Cybernetic Deer in a post-apocalyptic world that has different weapons, and the enemies are hunters with grenade launchers and the like. Most wildlife for some reason wants to kill you too and there's some sort of plot about a deer family and an alien demon involved.


Unholy Railroad Fighter
Road Fighter. With trains. And on fire/in hell/both.


Fruity Yak in Vegas
A shoddy NES slot machine game. The programmer hid in the code detailed descriptions of some of the dirty habits of each and every of his co-workers.


Yoshi's Octopus of Fury
The best videogame. Ever.

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Posted on 02-05-12 07:33:37 PM Link | Quote


I found this tool forever ago, and I generated some interesting ones. However the .txt file that I made on it is buried somewhere in my Documents folder. I could find it, but

I can't help but to think that these titles are ridiculous on purpose.

Cyborg Porn CD

Takes the uncanny valley to a whole new level. Wiggle the analog stick for action.

Nihilistic Walrus on the High Seas

Enjoys reading Guts to fellow walruses. A rhythm game where you have to press buttons to avoid waves and turn the page.

Red Hot Equestrian of the Third Reich



Ghetto Alligator Bandits

Like Tekken but with more ghetto. and alligators.and bandits.

Trendy Acid Trainer

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear. - now with more Porygon.

Mickey's Kitchen DJ

Kingdom Hearts + Cooking Mama + DJ Hero

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Posted on 02-05-12 07:37:21 PM Link | Quote
Indian Cannibal Boxing
In this boxing tournament set in India, you must you face opponents that not only are they boxers but also... cannibals.

Everybody Hates the Midget Crusader
You play a midget on a crusade who is the object of ridicule from the villagers. Will he get the rightful respect that he deserves?

Enraged City Conquest
In this game you must conquer cities but armed forces will have the most heavy artillery to prevent your conquest.

Luigi's Cannibal Symphony
Luigi takes on one of most unusual challenges ever: conduct a symphony full of cannibals. Will he succeed in making a musical masterpiece or will he be eaten alive?

Remote Alligator Man
In this game you take control of a superhero who has the power of alligators.

Viking Mech Master
Mechanical technology has arrived earlier than expected during the viking period. Whoever develops the most advanced technological artifacts will truly be the master.
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Posted on 02-06-12 03:35:35 AM Link | Quote
Perverted Graveyard Preacher

Basically the same thing we have now but with zombies!

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Posted on 02-06-12 03:37:15 AM Link | Quote
Deranged Tetris Unleashed



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Posted on 02-06-12 05:55:14 AM Link | Quote
Kinect Plunger Dudes

- Use your Microsoft Kinect in a plunging motion to save a magical kingdom. You ARE the KNP! KINECT PLUNGER DUDES.

Phoenix Wright: Whale Uprising

- Just like every other game in the series! Except this time with Whales!

Rise of the Sex Blaster (note - Seriously?)

- Rated AO for extreme sexiness.

Tom Clancy's Vegetarian Championship

- ... I don't even know where I'd begin to explain this.

Cthulhu's Basketball Diesel

- This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Nihilistic Porn Dystopia

- yeah. I'm done.

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Posted on 02-06-12 11:13:48 AM Link | Quote
Tiger Woods' Piano Horror
Keys aren't the only things Tiger pounds!

Pathetic Elevator Thieves
And uplifting experience to begin with, but with a rather sudden drop at the end.

Creepy Tennis Fiesta
Tenissssssssssssszzzzzzzz

Hillbilly Ping Pong Derby
I hit his balls. Hyuck hycuk hyuck.

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Posted on 02-06-12 09:16:25 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by legacyme3

Rise of the Sex Blaster




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Posted on 02-06-12 09:40:39 PM Link | Quote
Exciting Weight Loss in the Bayou
Like Wii Fit, but not.

All-Night Wedding Zone
"Zompocalypse" —my girlfriend

Religious Computer Knights
Defend the Internet from the heathens! Spread the word of God!

The Care Bears' Jetski Temple
It's one of those games that's more fun to mess with than it is to actually play. (Like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater for the Playstation.)

Dead or Alive Lowrider - Limited Edition
[trope=JigglePhysics]Yep.[/trope]

Almighty Frisbee Tournament
Mind-numbing!

The Castle of the Katana Empire
Your typical JRPG.

Real Helicopter Inspector
Like having a job, but you don't get paid for it.

John Romero's Fencing from Mars
Because apparently Martians know how to fence.

Political Worm Slaughter
Your task? Assassinate politicians.

Real Police Detective
Like "Real Helicopter Inspector", but you're a police detective.

Educational Grizzly Bear Jam
Ugh.

Corporate Breakdancing 95
One of those weird little timewasters from the '90s. The included README.RTF explains how to use the "boss key" function.

Tactical Bedtime - The Movie
Your generic movie-to-game adaptation.

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Posted on 02-07-12 08:27:18 AM Link | Quote
Create Your Own Death Machine

Lemmings!

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Posted on 02-08-12 06:15:40 PM Link | Quote
Tony Hawk's Bowling Voyage
Do a 360! Which results in you beaning yourself in the head with the bowling ball.

Urban Harpoon Armada
I guess it takes place in Venice?

Super Sexy Workout Nation
Like Wii Fit, but even more not.

Mario's Hitman Saga
I'm gonna make Koopa an offer he can't refuse.

Bizarro Drug-Dealing Daredevils
As opposed to the normal drug-dealing daredevils

Virtual Mushroom Fantasy
This is pretty much SMB1.

Preschool Axe Kombat
...I think I'm done here.

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Posted on 02-08-12 08:34:35 PM Link | Quote
I have no witty commentary for any of these . . .

No One Can Stop the Square Dancing Feud

John Romero's Racing Island

Downtown Math Summit

Confusing Motocross Fiasco

Battlefield: Alligator of Love

King of Shaving Strikes Again

Everybody Loves the FUNK PUNISHMENT
^^Making this my title^^

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Posted on 02-08-12 09:06:38 PM Link | Quote
Ultimate Police Farmer
It's the year 3000, and your job is to grow the police. Don't overdo the donuts.

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Posted on 02-08-12 09:14:45 PM (last edited by dotUser at 02-08-12 06:15 PM) Link | Quote
[15:13] North: Scottish Midget Chase
[15:13] gunny: sunnys daily activity
[15:14] Sunny: what you implying
[15:14] lin: Cosmic Afro Strikes Again
[15:14] lin: AHAHAHA OH MY GOD "Infinite STD Tale"

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Posted on 02-09-12 06:40:53 AM Link | Quote
Japanese Monkey Force
Crimefighting monkeys in Japan, what more can be said?

British Battle from Outer Space
You control the British Empire and you must defend your territory from aliens in outer space.

Luigi's Spider Shack
Poor Luigi can't catch a break. He must battle different types of spiders so he can rest in his shack.

Urban Makeover Simulator
From the makers of Simcity 4 and Extreme Makeover. Good morning [insert city name here]!

Invisible Outlaw Island
Its up to you to find the hidden island from the outlaws.

Elite Internet Marines
Defend the internet from cyberterrorists and their deadly viruses.
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Posted on 02-09-12 01:15:22 PM Link | Quote
In rise of this horribly entertaining generator I've converted the engine for Magnet's random word poster to post randomly gen'd game titles..

I have literally no life.

She's posted a ton of titles since last night. And I am trying to make their posting times less close/fast.

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