Jul -- Display Case: Corruption

Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 01:29:31 AM

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Granted, but it has holes in it. FAILURE.

I wish for another working Wiimote.

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Posted on 11-28-07 01:52:01 AM

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Granted, but it breaks after 5 seconds of use.

I wish for cake.

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Randor
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Posted on 11-28-07 02:08:47 AM

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Granted, but then it falls in a portal.

I wish I had a credit card.

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Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 02:19:12 AM

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Granted, but you've overcharged it, and now the companies are coming after you, and your credit is ruined.

I wish I got an A in all of my classes, and knew the material.

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Joe
Common spammer
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Posted on 11-28-07 02:44:33 AM

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Granted, but now you can't learn anything else.

I wish I had a sticker.

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Rejected layout go!

I have a server dedicated to providing me with cheap hosting. There's a few things there now, but it's still not much to look at.

Dan Hibiki
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Talks mostly in pictures.

"I dislike the art of fighting, but I want to be the king of fighters!"
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Posted on 11-28-07 02:58:22 AM

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Granted, but it's old, dried and crusty. Not to mention, it smells bad.

I wish for a the next wish to be corrupted.

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Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 03:18:19 AM

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It does, but THEN YOU DIE.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

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Kirby Mario
Resident BEMANI fan.
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Posted on 11-28-07 03:20:47 AM

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Granted, but you then get too full and explode.

I wish I had a cookie.

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Yes, I'm here.

Tyty

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Posted on 11-28-07 03:40:06 AM

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Granted, but it's orange. and.... TEH ORANGE ONES R POYSIN!

I wish I can has cheezburger

(I browsed lolcat sites too much today)

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Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 03:55:52 AM

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Granted, you get "Cheezburger," but "Cheez" is pure poison.

I wish my food cooked faster.

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Kirby Mario
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Posted on 11-28-07 04:02:56 AM

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Granted, but the food cooked too fast that it caught on fire and burned you.

I wish to have some way to make money.

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Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 04:15:35 AM

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(Actually, my food did burn my mouth a bit..)

Granted, you do, but it's illegal and you get shot down by the cops.

I wish I had more food.

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Dprotp
GIRL'S GOT A PENITENTIARY BODY
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Posted on 11-28-07 04:20:11 AM

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	Granted, but it's rotten and inedible, at that. I wish it would snow here, in the northern San Francisco Bay Area. ____________________

GuyPerfect
Catgirl
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Posted on 11-28-07 04:39:06 AM

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Wish granted, but now the sun's burnt out and everything gets colder.

I wish I had a super power.

Pandaren
Still something.
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Posted on 11-28-07 04:39:45 AM (last edited by Kaze Kawl at 11-28-07 01:40 AM)

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	EDIT: Ninja'd! Your superpower is to tell the obvious. I wish I would die in a horrible way. ____________________ ...My god has better graphics than your god!

Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 04:50:12 AM

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Granted, but while it's happening, you're only wishing for it to stop.

I wish my desk was cleaner.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
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Posted on 11-28-07 04:51:54 AM

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JL2 - Post #1617 - 11-27-07 11:51:54pm

Granted, but the fumes from the cleaner used knock you out.

I wish Windows wasn't so fucking stupid. >:

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Collection of nobodies

Posted on 11-28-07 05:10:44 AM

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Granted, but it becomes so smart it kills its creator for making it so dumb in the first place.
Wait, that's a good thing...

I wish I had a Mac.

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Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 05:46:34 AM

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Granted, but it's one of those ancient machines.

I wish my homework was done. And good.

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