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Sine
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Posted on 11-27-07 11:35:50 PM Link
So... anyone seen my toaster?
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Granted. But the answer has zero uses in life. Oh well!

I wish I could enter hypermode

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FOE! FOE! FOE! FOE!
Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
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Posted on 11-27-07 11:36:39 PM (last edited by HyperHacker at 11-27-07 08:37 PM) Link
JL2 - Post #1615 - 11-27-07 06:36:39pm
Granted, but the answer is so difficult to comprehend, it drives you insane now you're stuck in it!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Sine
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Posted on 11-27-07 11:38:02 PM Link
So... anyone seen my toaster?
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Granted, but now you have no wish!

I wish I had more wishes.

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FOE! FOE! FOE! FOE!
Retegido

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Posted on 11-27-07 11:39:24 PM (last edited by Retegido at 11-27-07 08:39 PM) Link
Granted, but they'll be corrupted, no matter what you use them for.

I wish my upcoming tests were pushed back.
Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
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Posted on 11-27-07 11:40:08 PM Link
JL2 - Post #1616 - 11-27-07 06:40:08pm
Granted, they're pushed back to December 2096, but you can't pass until you take them!

I wish I could control time.

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TheGreatGuy
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Internet Narcolepsy!
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Posted on 11-27-07 11:40:21 PM (last edited by TheGreatGuy at 11-27-07 08:41 PM) Link
Granted, but they all go toward more wishes, in an infinite loop, making them useless. Granted, but you fastforward to your death.

I wish I could suck knowledge from books without reading them.

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Now I have a signature. Don't count on a layout though, I'm far too lazy.
Tanks

360? Yessum.
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Posted on 11-27-07 11:41:01 PM Link
That's cheating! Go back to school!

I wish I could have ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER!!!!!!!


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Retegido

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Posted on 11-27-07 11:42:22 PM Link
Granted, but the Ninja Lawyers sue you for copyright infringement.

I wish Brawl was out...
Rachel Mae

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Posted on 11-27-07 11:50:19 PM Link
Wish granted, but it's a glitchy, unbalanced piece of crap. Hype wins again!

(lol copypasta)

I wish I had a mechanical pony with laser eyes 32" widescreen monitor.

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mreeew! :3 wheee!
Mreeeeeow!
Randor
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Posted on 11-27-07 11:59:06 PM Link
Granted, but all it shows are disturbing videos.

I wish I knew what happens when you die.

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439/1936 to the next level.
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Collection of nobodies
Posted on 11-28-07 12:01:23 AM (last edited by NightKev at 11-27-07 09:01 PM) Link
Originally posted by jamosup
Granted, but all it shows are disturbing videos.

I wish I knew what happens when you die.
Granted, you are now dead.
Edit: Doh, forgot the wish.
I wish I had a sammich.

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[Posted by NightKev]
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Posted on 11-28-07 12:19:56 AM Link
Wish Granted, but it was all old and rotten and you die.

I wish I had gelatin.

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Yes, I'm here.
Randor
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Posted on 11-28-07 12:20:58 AM Link
Granted, but it's unflavored gelatin fresh from a dead animal.

I wish I knew what love is

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698/1936 to the next level.
Retegido

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Posted on 11-28-07 12:23:36 AM (last edited by Retegido at 11-27-07 09:26 PM) Link
Granted, now you know its beauty, but are forever damned from experiencing it.

I wish I had an Aperture Science Portal Gun.
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Posted on 11-28-07 12:28:34 AM Link
Granted, but the portal leads into an active volcano.

I wish for a wish.

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[Posted by NightKev]
Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 01:16:15 AM Link
Retegido

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Posted on 11-28-07 01:18:56 AM Link
Granted. None of your wishes will be granted. Ever.

I wish for a good book to read.
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Collection of nobodies
Posted on 11-28-07 01:21:08 AM Link
Granted, but it's in Russian.

I wish for a minifridge.

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[Posted by NightKev]
Shadic
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Posted on 11-28-07 01:23:23 AM (last edited by Silly Shadic at 11-27-07 10:23 PM) Link
Retegido

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Posted on 11-28-07 01:26:11 AM (last edited by Retegido at 11-27-07 10:26 PM) Link
Granted. You're electrocuted when you install it.

I wish to control the world!
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