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Jul - Craziness Domain - I challenge you to Haiku! New poll - New thread - New reply
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Rick
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Posted on 12-21-11 06:01:57 PM Link | Quote
It's a simple deal;
You can only post in the
haiku poem type.

Count the syllables.
First line has five, then seven.
The last has five too.

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legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 12-21-11 06:06:44 PM Link | Quote
Haiku? You mean this?
It's not that hard to write one.
It's always easy.

Maybe I'm tired,
or maybe I'm really bored,
Whatever, you know?

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Lyskar
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-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
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Posted on 12-21-11 07:58:29 PM Link | Quote
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Metal_Man88's Post
Use Five seven five
Get a curious vibe
Confusion now

Let the violence die
Replaced with big pie
Thrown at life's blight

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Snowdeath
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Posted on 12-21-11 08:54:20 PM Link | Quote
Yup, no matter if
I am deaf, I can type a
damn good haiku up.

However, I think
I am bad at creative
writing of this kind!

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M e r r y C h r i s t m a s !
Enig
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Posted on 12-21-11 09:38:01 PM Link | Quote
My cheese is on fire
Oops, I just bought the cat boat
Jeff, where are my pants?

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Cyber razor cut, sir?
To be this good takes AGES.
To be this good takes no pants.
legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

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Posted on 12-21-11 09:46:15 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Enig
My cheese is on fire
Oops, I just bought the cat boat
Jeff, where are my pants?


You enigma you
Wait, you are just enig... ma,
Why is this thing here

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Lyskar
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Posted on 12-21-11 10:16:17 PM Link | Quote
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Metal_Man88's Post
A thousand tongues bind
The world's meaning intertwined
Where's reality?

I see chocolate
Lustrous brown wax eternal
Then I don't anymore

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Bagel

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without music life would Bb
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Posted on 12-21-11 10:50:12 PM Link | Quote
Haiku is buggy; it's not ready for primetime. I'll stick with Linux.

Actually, wait. That's not what the thread is for. I should read better.

Haven't we done this? Like over a year ago, or something like that?

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Joe
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Posted on 12-21-11 10:51:39 PM Link | Quote
本物の
俳句を書いた
出来るかい


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Posted on 12-22-11 12:03:03 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
My cheese is on fire
Oops, I just bought the cat boat
Jeff, where are my pants?


You enigma you
Wait, you are just enig... ma,
Why is this thing here


I am the king of
the insanity of all
the world people.

By the way Lega,
I have just found my lost pants.
It is a great time!

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Cyber razor cut, sir?
To be this good takes AGES.
To be this good takes no pants.
legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 12-22-11 12:12:27 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Enig
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
My cheese is on fire
Oops, I just bought the cat boat
Jeff, where are my pants?


You enigma you
Wait, you are just enig... ma,
Why is this thing here


I am the king of
the insanity of all
the world people.

By the way Lega,
I have just found my lost pants.
It is a great time!


You have made me see,
Agreed on proclamation,
I was not able

I finally get,
The fact you tell me is great,
That your pants are there

____________________

What Would Leggy Do?

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Lyskar
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Posted on 12-22-11 04:13:04 AM Link | Quote
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Metal_Man88's Post
Mirrored glass shards dance
Fragmented mind of madness
I see through myself

What is not true doesn't
What is true only seems to be
We don't really know

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Gabu

Star Mario
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Posted on 12-22-11 05:10:01 AM Link | Quote
I'm representing
You don't know about just how
Fly I really am

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Rick
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Posted on 12-22-11 05:40:58 AM Link | Quote
Joe's doing it right.
However, can he give us
a quick translation?

Joe is now allowed
to ignore the rule I placed,
but only this once.

I probably should
have said "keep them in English."
Don't know Japanese.

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Posted on 12-22-11 06:47:27 AM Link | Quote
My haiku is not
poetic. I lack a good
vocabulary.

When translated, it
says: "I wrote a real haiku.
Can you?" Rather terse.

A good haiku needs
more descriptions and actions:
adjectives and verbs.

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Posted on 12-22-11 02:36:04 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
My cheese is on fire
Oops, I just bought the cat boat
Jeff, where are my pants?


You enigma you
Wait, you are just enig... ma,
Why is this thing here


I am the king of
the insanity of all
the world people.

By the way Lega,
I have just found my lost pants.
It is a great time!


You have made me see,
Agreed on proclamation,
I was not able

I finally get,
The fact you tell me is great,
That your pants are there


Yes, it is the time
of Half Life 3 news leaking.
Hope for CES!


____________________
Cyber razor cut, sir?
To be this good takes AGES.
To be this good takes no pants.
legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 12-22-11 02:42:44 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Enig
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
My cheese is on fire
Oops, I just bought the cat boat
Jeff, where are my pants?


You enigma you
Wait, you are just enig... ma,
Why is this thing here


I am the king of
the insanity of all
the world people.

By the way Lega,
I have just found my lost pants.
It is a great time!


You have made me see,
Agreed on proclamation,
I was not able

I finally get,
The fact you tell me is great,
That your pants are there


Yes, it is the time
of Half Life 3 news leaking.
Hope for CES!



Oh my god, no way
I can only hope the best
Massive wall of text

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Enig
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Posted on 12-22-11 04:10:53 PM (last edited by Enig at 12-22-11 01:11 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
Originally posted by legacyme3
Originally posted by Enig
My cheese is on fire
Oops, I just bought the cat boat
Jeff, where are my pants?


You enigma you
Wait, you are just enig... ma,
Why is this thing here


I am the king of
the insanity of all
the world people.

By the way Lega,
I have just found my lost pants.
It is a great time!


You have made me see,
Agreed on proclamation,
I was not able

I finally get,
The fact you tell me is great,
That your pants are there


Yes, it is the time
of Half Life 3 news leaking.
Hope for CES!



Oh my god, no way
I can only hope the best
Massive wall of text


Gaben is crafty.
Status: Gordon on servers,
Wheatley vidya text.

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Cyber razor cut, sir?
To be this good takes AGES.
To be this good takes no pants.
Girlydragon
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Posted on 12-22-11 04:28:24 PM Link | Quote
Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide.

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Posted on 12-22-11 07:24:38 PM (last edited by Orlandu at 12-22-11 04:25 PM) Link | Quote
That's not fair, Girly.
It wasn't something you wrote.
Try harder next time.

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