Register - Login
Views: 99802168
 Main - Memberlist - Active users - Calendar - Wiki - IRC Chat - Online users
Ranks - Rules/FAQ - Stats - Latest Posts - Color Chart - Smilies 		05-03-22 07:03:25 AM
Jul - Craziness Domain - Love Calculator New poll - New thread - New reply
Pages: 1 2Next newer thread | Next older thread
Rick
M'Lord, there's a knife in your head!
Level: 152


Posts: 5134/7540
EXP: 43721835
For next: 579825

Since: 02-15-10

From: Maine

Since last post: 6 days
Last activity: 6 days
Posted on 11-24-11 12:59:05 AM Link | Quote
I can't believe that thing still exists.

I was just watching TV and they had one of those spammy rip-off cell phone text "Text your name and the name of your crush to [who gives a fuck number]!" program things for the Love Calculator.

I remember...shit, back in the late 90s sitting on the computer in the library putting in random names of celebrities and shit into the computer. I think one of the ones I loved putting in back then was Marilyn Manson.

Damn strange reminiscing moments.

____________________
— Bloodstar —
11360
Buy me a trip to the moon
So I can laugh at my mistakes


Post 9552/11363

Joined 07-06-07
Active 1 day ago
Posted on 11-24-11 01:20:41 AM Link | Quote
I don't remember them being done like that, but I do remember some IRC bots having such a function.

Oh, the abuse they'd receive.

____________________
1601 Days




9552 Posts




37363628 EXP




240454 EXP Next




5867 EXP per post




7.408 seconds Idle Time




Overall Ranking: 6
Liliana
"A horrible person". That's what it says. "A horrible person."

We weren't even testing for that.


Level: NaN


Posts: 3409/-3841
EXP: NaN
For next: 0

Since: 07-23-07


Since last post: 10.3 years
Last activity: 10.1 years
Posted on 11-24-11 01:21:24 AM Link | Quote
Oh god. Please don't remind me. Those were horrible! The memories...

____________________
— Bloodstar —
11360
Buy me a trip to the moon
So I can laugh at my mistakes


Post 9555/11363

Joined 07-06-07
Active 1 day ago
Posted on 11-24-11 01:25:23 AM Link | Quote
I can't help but wonder how a lot of these worked.

I know some just pulled random numbers, but some actually compared the names and the number would matter on how similar they were.

...But what about the phone ones?

____________________
1601 Days




9555 Posts




37381270 EXP




222812 EXP Next




5868 EXP per post




7.405 seconds Idle Time




Overall Ranking: 6
Rick
M'Lord, there's a knife in your head!
Level: 152


Posts: 5147/7540
EXP: 43721835
For next: 579825

Since: 02-15-10

From: Maine

Since last post: 6 days
Last activity: 6 days
Posted on 11-24-11 01:26:38 AM Link | Quote
I have no idea about the phone ones, and I'm really not willing to find out. I wonder if it's just routed through into the website somehow and just gives the results from there. I wouldn't be surprised.

Shit, that sounds like a great way to get some really fast cash. Looks like I need to learn programming.

____________________
legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
Level: NaN


Posts: 850/-1694
EXP: NaN
For next: 0

Since: 06-01-11


Since last post: 9.0 years
Last activity: 3.8 years
Posted on 11-24-11 01:27:33 AM Link | Quote

One of them once told me I needed a woman named Sariek Namadi or some crazy shit.

Nothing against people of other countries etc, but if I can't pronounce your name, it will NOT work out.

____________________
Go to IT!!!


— Bloodstar —
11360
Buy me a trip to the moon
So I can laugh at my mistakes


Post 9557/11363

Joined 07-06-07
Active 1 day ago
Posted on 11-24-11 01:29:07 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by legacyme3
One of them once told me I needed a woman named Sariek Namadi or some crazy shit.

Nothing against people of other countries etc, but if I can't pronounce your name, it will NOT work out.


...You know, I can actually pronounce that name.

It's scary how I can manage to botch the simplest of sentences, yet I can pronounce strange names without so much a second thought. What.

____________________
1601 Days




9557 Posts




37393037 EXP




211045 EXP Next




5868 EXP per post




7.402 seconds Idle Time




Overall Ranking: 6
legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
Level: NaN


Posts: 852/-1694
EXP: NaN
For next: 0

Since: 06-01-11


Since last post: 9.0 years
Last activity: 3.8 years
Posted on 11-24-11 01:31:40 AM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Bloodstar
Originally posted by legacyme3
One of them once told me I needed a woman named Sariek Namadi or some crazy shit.

Nothing against people of other countries etc, but if I can't pronounce your name, it will NOT work out.


...You know, I can actually pronounce that name.

It's scary how I can manage to botch the simplest of sentences, yet I can pronounce strange names without so much a second thought. What.


Exact opposite for me. I can do sentences clean, and whatnot, but with foreign names, I always mess it up.

____________________
Go to IT!!!


paulguy

Green Birdo
Level: 93


Posts: 1920/2294
EXP: 8032367
For next: 20443

Since: 09-14-07

From: Buffalo, NY

Since last post: 9.7 years
Last activity: 9.7 years
Posted on 11-24-11 03:49:26 AM Link | Quote
Paulguy's Post configuration
Rick is in to Marilyn Manson, in that way?

____________________
Acey

Wendy Koopa
garbage-chan
Level: 95


Posts: 1058/2538
EXP: 8394616
For next: 273991

Since: 07-14-10

From: meme jail

Since last post: 6.0 years
Last activity: 6.0 years
Posted on 11-24-11 09:48:55 PM Link | Quote

There's also this.

Got 84% for me and my boyfriend, and 39% for my OTP. :B

____________________
Rick
M'Lord, there's a knife in your head!
Level: 152


Posts: 5164/7540
EXP: 43721835
For next: 579825

Since: 02-15-10

From: Maine

Since last post: 6 days
Last activity: 6 days
Posted on 11-25-11 02:29:31 AM Link | Quote
Aux, that is EXACTLY the site I used to go to. XD

Also, Rick and Colin is only 41%. I'm sorry Colin. I know you wanted it to work out but there's not much of a chance it will.

____________________
— Bloodstar —
11360
Buy me a trip to the moon
So I can laugh at my mistakes


Post 9599/11363

Joined 07-06-07
Active 1 day ago
Posted on 11-25-11 02:51:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rick
Also, Rick and Colin is only 41%. I'm sorry Colin. I know you wanted it to work out but there's not much of a chance it will.


You're starting to scare me



____________________
1602 Days




9599 Posts




37652226 EXP




861068 EXP Next




5883 EXP per post




7.356 seconds Idle Time




Overall Ranking: 6
Rick
M'Lord, there's a knife in your head!
Level: 152


Posts: 5203/7540
EXP: 43721835
For next: 579825

Since: 02-15-10

From: Maine

Since last post: 6 days
Last activity: 6 days
Posted on 11-26-11 10:02:54 PM Link | Quote
You're next, Bloodstar. :3

____________________
Katelynn
480
woah I have a custom title field what
Level: 47


Posts: 350/483
EXP: 733600
For next: 32603

Since: 04-05-09

From: The dark and evil depths of western New York

Since last post: 8.9 years
Last activity: 8.6 years
Posted on 11-27-11 05:19:29 PM Link | Quote
I remember back in the day, I put my ex boyfriend's name in one of these calculators. Seeing the 97% inspired me to ask him out.

I've often contemplated on suing the creator of that calculator for wasting four years of my life

____________________
╕..Х 'ии)) -:ж:-
╕.Х' .Х'ии)) Katelynn -:ж:-
((╕╕.Х' д ║░ д -:ж:-
(п`Х.Х┤п) (п`Х.Х┤п)
*`Х.╕(п`Х.Х┤п)╕.Х┤
д ║░ д`Х.╕.Х┤ д ║░ д




Lewis: Ok, we need to gain the trust of some villagers.
TotalBiscuit: I think Simon's qualified to do that!
*Simon approaches a villager and summons a swarm of angry bees*
Simon: Hello! Do you like bees!?
*The villager drops dead from the bees*
Simon: Oh dear... Um, that could have gone better...
Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
Level: 192


Posts: 10572/12211
EXP: 99321126
For next: 552445

Since: 07-03-07

From: 52-2-88-7

Since last post: 7.4 years
Last activity: 7.3 years
Posted on 11-27-11 07:57:21 PM Link | Quote
Stats
Time/Date
11-27-11 01:57:21 PM
Posts
10572
Days Here
1608
Level
152
Metal_Man88's Post
Pft, love. I am a cold machine.

____________________
Life is not an either-or proposition.
Eisnaught - SSQ² - Mobius Roleplay - SSS
— Bloodstar —
11360
Buy me a trip to the moon
So I can laugh at my mistakes


Post 9659/11363

Joined 07-06-07
Active 1 day ago
Posted on 11-27-11 08:04:21 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Metal_Man88
Pft, love. I am a cold machine.


I misinterpreted this as "I am a machine that gives out colds" at first.

Yes, something is very wrong with me today.

____________________
1605 Days




9659 Posts




38038001 EXP




475293 EXP Next




5907 EXP per post




7.294 seconds Idle Time




Overall Ranking: 6
Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
Level: 192


Posts: 10575/12211
EXP: 99321126
For next: 552445

Since: 07-03-07

From: 52-2-88-7

Since last post: 7.4 years
Last activity: 7.3 years
Posted on 11-27-11 08:09:54 PM Link | Quote
Stats
Time/Date
11-27-11 02:09:54 PM
Posts
10575
Days Here
1608
Level
152
Metal_Man88's Post
I did get a number of people sick once or twice, but against my will, since it was due to myself being ill at the time.

____________________
Life is not an either-or proposition.
Eisnaught - SSQ² - Mobius Roleplay - SSS
— Bloodstar —
11360
Buy me a trip to the moon
So I can laugh at my mistakes


Post 9666/11363

Joined 07-06-07
Active 1 day ago
Posted on 11-27-11 08:27:27 PM Link | Quote
I certainly know the feeling there - a pretty bad cold hit me, and I ended up transmitting it to my mother.

She's been pretty bad off the past few days, which I'm guessing is the worst of the cold hitting.

____________________
1605 Days




9666 Posts




38079549 EXP




433745 EXP Next




5909 EXP per post




7.286 seconds Idle Time




Overall Ranking: 6
Acey

Wendy Koopa
garbage-chan
Level: 95


Posts: 1065/2538
EXP: 8394616
For next: 273991

Since: 07-14-10

From: meme jail

Since last post: 6.0 years
Last activity: 6.0 years
Posted on 11-29-11 03:01:06 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Bloodstar
I certainly know the feeling there - a pretty bad cold hit me, and I ended up transmitting it to my mother.

She's been pretty bad off the past few days, which I'm guessing is the worst of the cold hitting.

I too know that feeling. It's especially bad 'cause my mom is a singer, and she sings in an Irish-language Christmas choir around this time of year...which also happens to be cold and flu season...

____________________
— Bloodstar —
11360
Buy me a trip to the moon
So I can laugh at my mistakes


Post 9715/11363

Joined 07-06-07
Active 1 day ago
Posted on 11-29-11 06:51:03 PM Link | Quote
...Yikes.

I think it's particularly bad for my mother because she usually can't breathe well anyway (way to ignore my protests to stop smoking for over a decade ... I'm sorry, this is really the cause), and this just compounds her issues...

____________________
1607 Days




9715 Posts




38392561 EXP




120733 EXP Next




5927 EXP per post




7.235 seconds Idle Time




Overall Ranking: 6
Pages: 1 2Next newer thread | Next older thread
Jul - Craziness Domain - Love Calculator New poll - New thread - New reply


Rusted Logic

Acmlmboard - commit 47be4dc [2021-08-23]
©2000-2022 Acmlm, Xkeeper, Kaito Sinclaire, et al.

29 database queries, 1 query cache hits.
Query execution time: 0.096967 seconds
Script execution time: 0.050654 seconds
Total render time: 0.147621 seconds