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Jul - Innocent Town - Strangest, most twisted hypothetical question ever. New poll - New thread - New reply
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The fat one
 
 44.4%, 4 votes
The skinny one
 
 22.2%, 2 votes
<b>WTF is wrong with you Gabu?</b>
 
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Gabu

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Posted on 10-19-11 05:02:12 AM Link | Quote
Two people survive a nuclear holocaust, one fat and one skinny. However, since all animal and plant life has been eradicated where they are, they take what little supplies they have and head towards a place that hasn't been bombed. They run out of supplies, and are soon starving. It becomes clear that the only way one of them will survive is if one eats the other. So, who gets eaten?

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Posted on 10-19-11 05:28:27 AM Link | Quote
Skinny one will be able to outrun the fat one, in theory. Then the fat one will be a delicacy for the skinny one.

WTF is wrong with me, Gabu?

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Posted on 10-19-11 06:28:04 AM Link | Quote
The fat one. I mean, come on, rule number 1.



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Gabu

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Posted on 10-19-11 07:07:36 AM Link | Quote
That was an amazing movie, by the way.

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Posted on 10-19-11 04:26:46 PM (last edited by Reshiram at 10-20-11 03:24 AM) Link | Quote
Request you!
Neither. The fat one has a cardiac arrest, and the skinny one died from quicker starvation. If not radiation kills them both an hour later anyways.

Then their corpses were eaten by mutant worms.

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Posted on 10-20-11 02:01:25 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gabu
That was an amazing movie, by the way.

Yes! One of my all time favorite movies.

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Posted on 10-20-11 04:36:56 AM Link | Quote
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Giant ants eat them both!

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Posted on 10-20-11 03:25:55 PM (last edited by Sofi at 10-20-11 12:26 PM) Link | Quote
The fat one. Fat (such as suet) is a high-energy food so it's a nice supplement to food rations to keep people's energy levels high for travel. Plus, fat has great applications for cooking such as sautéing or deep-frying. The lean person wouldn't provide those advantages.

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Posted on 10-21-11 08:18:39 PM Link | Quote
The thin one gets eaten, as the fat one gets hungry first.

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Posted on 10-22-11 01:51:23 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Reshiram
Then their corpses were eaten by mutant worms.


Poor mutant worms.
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