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You get this spankin' new suitcase, for free!
However, there's a catch: I won't tell you what's inside until you find out yourself. So, wanna try?
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At some point you just have to cease and de-racist.
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Ooh. Free briefcase! Let's see what's inside...
...oh, look. A rabid beaver. How utterly adoru4erhfpuewrhfo 54go854gf7w893y5htgwszy7rhgqi9397iq54ryg;orqwuvhyp97f gp7r9tyghw 5uip 7q8ruhvqrovbjkfbvcb v someonehelpmeplease 
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My suitcase contained a portal that sent me back in time to the age of dinosaurs.
I want my money back. 
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Originally posted by CB
My Suitcase had another Suitcase in it. What should I do now?
Open that suitcase.
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Oh very funny. Very funny indeed.
You'd be hearing from my lawyers, but the suitcase ate them.
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| Posted on 08-09-11 03:33:53 AM (last edited by Reshiram at 08-09-11 12:34 AM) |
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上手に生きられますように・・Why are you opening the suitcases? You don't need to know what's inside.
I could sell you my suitcase for an arbitrary amount of money. It could contain twice that money, or it could contain soft sand. Which would be soft! As you can clearly see whatever is inside is clearly a winner, so this is an offer you absolutely cannot refuse!
The suitcase itself is sturdy enough to be used for a blunt weapon, but I don't think it is bulletproof. Note though that neither the lock or the handle are sturdy and will in fact break off with ease. Please be mindful when bashing people with it. But these pieces can be thrown at people, too!
Unless the suitcase is a bootleg. In that case though, you'd be trying to frame people into having your illegal suitcases that may not break as easily.
It also means that if you purchase it, you could be the proud owner of a lower quality bootleg illegal suitcase with unknown contents! In fact, if you get one right now, we'll add ANOTHER SUITCASE! and just only, for an extra 1% DISCOUNT of the total price of them, you get an SPECIAL SUITCASE you can keep your illegal suitcases in!
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| | | | | This whole thread is a sham! That is clearly a briefcase, not a suitcase!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE, MISS SHADYPANTS?! 
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Goomba98
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i opened the suitcase, and I got:
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Originally posted by Goomba98
i opened the suitcase, and I got:
OSHI-
That is officially the best candle ever and I want one.
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Goomba98
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Originally posted by Auxiliatrix
Originally posted by Goomba98
i opened the suitcase, and I got:
OSHI-
That is officially the best candle ever and I want one.
Oh. So it's just a candle. No worries th-
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Orlandu
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| Posted on 08-10-11 02:19:38 PM (last edited by Orlandu at 08-10-11 11:20 AM) |
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