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Goomba98

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Posted on 08-07-11 01:27:03 AM Link | Quote
In this thread, we will provide a neat guide on how to use the computer!
Nicole

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Posted on 08-07-11 01:44:14 AM Link | Quote
...so, where's the guide?

I seriously need to know, I am not good with computer

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Liliana
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Posted on 08-07-11 02:07:53 AM Link | Quote
Here it is!



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Posted on 08-07-11 02:15:50 AM Link | Quote
I found the guide, everyone

<object width="425" height="349"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cJoP4MkTnwQ?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

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legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 08-07-11 02:22:10 AM Link | Quote

Do-
Turn on
Click internet. (google chrome prefrerably)
Go places.
Make documents
?????
Profit.

Dont-
Eat harddrive


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Liliana
"A horrible person". That's what it says. "A horrible person."

We weren't even testing for that.


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Posted on 08-07-11 02:23:39 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by legacyme3
Dont-
Eat harddrive

but how do I get my daily supply of iron then?

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legacyme3
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Posted on 08-07-11 02:25:18 AM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Liliana
Originally posted by legacyme3
Dont-
Eat harddrive

but how do I get my daily supply of iron then?


You buy a thumb drive for that silly.

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Posted on 08-07-11 02:36:49 AM Link | Quote


If you're using Windows:

1. Go to "Computer"
2. Click on "C://"
3. Click on "Windows"
4. Delete System32
5. Faster internet!



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CB

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Posted on 08-07-11 03:12:27 AM (last edited by CB at 08-07-11 12:12 AM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by devin
I found the guide, everyone

"Trippy Shit"


I have a keyboard with a F25 key in my basement. I'm suddenly tempted to try...
paulguy

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Posted on 08-07-11 03:34:32 AM Link | Quote
Paulguy's Post configuration
F25? According to /usr/include/linux/input.h, Linux doesn't even have a definition for that. Only up to F24. Not sure about Windows.

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Posted on 08-07-11 05:12:01 AM Link | Quote
That's because Linux can't handle all those awesome .gifs at once.

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Posted on 08-07-11 05:17:45 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by BlueWhirl
If you're using Windows:

1. Go to "Computer"
2. Click on "C://"
3. Click on "Windows"
4. Delete System32
5. Faster internet!

WOW! MY COMPUTER IS FINALLY FAST™!

(.com)

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Posted on 08-07-11 05:20:16 AM Link | Quote
Look below you. Do you see a big box with lights on it?

If so, I have properly guided you to your computer. Enjoy!

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Posted on 08-07-11 05:52:33 AM Link | Quote
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Until recently, my computer was actually to the left of me. :p

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Liliana
"A horrible person". That's what it says. "A horrible person."

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Posted on 08-07-11 05:56:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Metal_Man88
Until recently, my computer was actually to the left of me. :p

That's because you were playing in mirrored mode, silly.

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Goomba98

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Posted on 08-07-11 10:58:26 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by cpewbasic13
Look below you. Do you see a big box with lights on it?

If so, I have properly guided you to your computer. Enjoy!

That's actually the same place I have my computer.
(and yes, this thread's purpose was to see how well people could write a sarcastic guide on using a computer)
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