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Posted on 10-28-07 05:59:33 AM; last edit by xpCynic on 10-28-07 05:59 AM


	<pearlCynic> \|\|Board would be like a dining room in England <BooUrns> AOL would be awesome <hydrapheetz> we'd all be females <pearlCynic> bizarro eckskay would be a congenial, cheerful, non-sleep-deprived individual who looks down on random kicking <Martin> FIREFOX = ICECAT Just some funny ones I picked out ____________________

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Posted on 10-28-07 06:28:03 AM; last edit by The Glitch on 10-28-07 06:34 AM

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My name would be: Teh C0rr3ct
N00bs would be a rarity.
Bush would be a great man.
Royal would be worthy of the title.
Skinny Dog-Men would be one of the fads here.
The Earth would have land shaped like our seas, and seas shaped like our land.
Brawl would be like Plan 9 from Outer Space, in VG Form.
VL-Tone would be named "Ring-Tone", and would be making a editor for SMB for NES.
Atheists would spread their word, by knocking on people's doors and screaming at them.
Christians would misuse the definitions of Logic and Science to spread their word.
Hotel Mario would be regarded as a great game.
Youtube Poop would not be an acid trip.
Youtube Poop would be known for hardy using -any- CD-i.
MTV would be the bomb.
People would be born as newborns, but considered to be the age of 100, and their age would tick down to 0, and then they would die on the spot, instead of at any random time.

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Posted on 10-28-07 06:47:30 AM

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JL2 - Post #1432 - 10-28-07 01:47:30 AM

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I'd go to bed early, sleep for no more and no less than 8 hours, and get up at a reasonable time in the morning. I'd listen to nothing but rap and country, absolutely NO Jpop or techno whatsoever, no fucking way. I'd have a PS3.

I'd never use

or

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Also, every November 24th, all the birds would fall from the sky every hour for no apparent reason. Not die, just fall to the ground and then get up and fly away as if nothing had happened. (This is supposed to be BIZARRO world, not OPPOSITE world...

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Posted on 10-28-07 06:56:40 AM; last edit by The Glitch on 10-28-07 07:00 AM

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Soviet Russia jokes would be factual, as in, it would be true in the context you would say it in a joke.
"This is Sparta!
THIS IS MADNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
"so i herd you leik mud?"

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Posted on 10-28-07 02:41:41 PM

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	we'd be water creatures people would spontaneously combust and survive my avatar would be waddle doo bowser would be the one kidnapped by mario and goombas would have to save him. ____________________ Insert witty sig here

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Posted on 10-28-07 02:55:14 PM

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There would be a postcount.

Well, I'd be a slightly skinny girl that is athletic and owns a PS3 that she never plays.
And I would love the smell of burnt sugar.

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Posted on 10-28-07 06:26:53 PM

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Gravity would randomly decide you were much lighter.
I would be a persocon.
Chocolate chip cookies can be used to make a path across freshly paved road.
You can have pants with wheels, so you can slide down any hill.
Elevators are very large.
Llamas can become mostly invisible.
The north pole is the place to go for a swim in the warm ocean.
Metal detectors only stop robots from going through.
You know that fat white cat? Yeah, he can jump like a ninja.

Bizarro world is the place I go when I dream.

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Posted on 10-28-07 07:08:42 PM

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----------------------------Yukari would be president of the US.

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Posted on 10-28-07 08:08:40 PM

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Hitler would be alive, and having a history of giving chocolate donuts to random people, and he would have been doing this for his whole life.
Osama would be similar, except he gives candy.

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Posted on 10-28-07 08:12:33 PM

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JL2 - Post #NaN - 10-28-07 03:12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Reimu Hakurei
Yukari would be prime minister of the US.

Fixed.

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Posted on 10-28-07 11:01:56 PM

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	Instead of Rockman/Megaman games, there would be Roll games with the main evil person as Dr. Wrong, and Rock being the mysterious brother with Bass as the other character.Alphaman would be one of said evil persons minions, although in the first three games he would be in disguise. In Japan, the game would be called Rad and would have everything but the the story sections ripped out and translated. ____________________ Thanks to VL-Tone for the Metal Man background. Made with the Layout Maker, tweaked by me. It's... came!?

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Posted on 10-28-07 11:10:07 PM

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10-28-07 05:10:07 PM ??? posts 117 days
Canada would have rebelled from Britain, with the US staying a colony until it was peacefully granted independence. Russia would be the superpower of the world, with Western Germany being in far worse shape than Eastern. Communism would be the primary government of that hemisphere... ...Except for China, which would be ruled by heirs to Chiang Kai-shek, with a small island full of Communists named 'Thailand.' US would have won Vietnam and Iraq wars handily, as Saddam Hussein would actually have bombs, and have been properly hanged. Terrorists would be crushed as Soviet-occupied Afganistan would not permit such. Pakistan would not exist; the people in the region being instead the most fierce pro-India people around. Cuba would be known for its wildly Democratic policies, while Switzerland would be villified for constantly declaring war on everyone, despite its lackluster defenses. France would have invaded Germany in WWII; The weak Weimar Republic collapsing against superior French forces. Why? Because in this world, Napoleon was never defeated, leaving a legacy of combat prowess to the future French. Australia would have originally been settled by rich people, causing strange changes in its culture. Native Americans in general would be around and have their own countries within the US. In the US, the Executive branch would be the weakest one. Super Smash Brothers, therefore, would be declared the worst game in existence, with the current victor of the console wars being the PS3. Nintendo would be bankrupt, with Sega still holding the line in third place, Xbox remaining unchanged in third place. ____________________
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Posted on 10-29-07 02:37:24 AM

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I actually would be Keitaro, only nobody would believe it.

(lolololololll)

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