Originally posted by CB

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Originally posted by ParaLax

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How the heck are you spell-checking yourself when you are drunk?

And how did you log in?

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Trial and Error is my guess.

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I'm in Firefox with spellchecker enabled. Hence, the to-instead-of-two error slipped by me. I logged in because I was veeerrrry careful when I did so. Also, ha-ha CB. Ha. Ha.

Also, my bf hasn't told me otherwise, so here comes a very concise summary of many of our funtimes:








I bondage

Seriously, though. I feel that by being bonded (or whatever the term is), you are saying to your partner "I completely trust you." You're trusting them to not hurt you (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.), you're trusting them to listen to you (if it's necessary), and you're also trusting them to pleasure you and not leave you there on verge of climax

Anyhoo, since it is now light out outside, and there are even more birds chirping, I think now is an opportune time to go sleep. If I get drunk as a skunk in a bunk again, I will tell more stories, perhaps with more detail. If, that is, well... stuff. I have to see how people (including myself) react to this.

Feel free to post more questions. You might not get 100% direct/ true response, but I'll still respond.

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Originally posted by BlueWhirl

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What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?

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Grandma lost us at Disney World. She was supposed to meet us at the end of a line (we had Fast Track tickets that someone gave us). When we got off the ride, she was nowhere to be seen. My sister and I searched everywhere. When we definitely couldn't find her, we then called my parents. We then re-dialed, as they didn't pick up, and then repeated this upwards of a dozen times. Eventually we went up to a park employee and said "We lost our grandma..." and then both of us promptly burst into tears.

Our dad finally got one of our tearful messages (one was enough for him to come get us; he didn't need the other half-dozen or so). He told us to stay exactly where we were. At that point, we were in some area specifically made for lost kids (food, tv, games, coloring books, etc). Then grandma came and found us and tried to take us: "Alright, let's go back to the hotel now." "No. Daddy told us to stay. Right. Here."

Then, all hell broke loose back at the hotel, where my mom had her protective maternal instincts set to "MAX" (her babies were scared and helpless and etc). I remember her being pissed as hell at grandma, but I don't remember her yelling at her (as mom claims). Maybe I repressed it or something. I dunno.

So, yeah. Disney World isn't that fun when you've lost your adult. In fact, it's quite scary.


Also, more recently, I had to send in my final paper via email to my philosophy professor. I had pulled an all-nighter, and so wasn't in the most reliable state. A couple of day later, I was going through my email and found the message in the drafts folder; it was entirely possible that I thought I sent it, but didn't actually do that. Cue absolute fear and terror (don't worry, he had gotten it. My email was just messing with me ).

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Originally posted by ParaLax

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Are you still drunk and and will answer questions?

Or are you having that headache yet?

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I'm not drunk anymore, but I'm planning on going to the store to get something for tonight. I'm thinking maybe gin, because I don't think I've had that before. The only problem is that I would have to get a regular-sized bottle, and if I don't like it, I'll be disappointed that I spent that much on it. I would prefer if they had mini-bottles, but I haven't seen any here.

As you can see, I'm still answering questions

The biggest problem this morning wasn't a hangover. Actually, I didn't get sick at all, which is shocking. I thought for sure that I was going to pass my limits last night. I guess it's because I had more water than alcohol (sooo much water). Anyhoo, the biggest problem this morning was that I went to bed literally at the crack of dawn, meaning I was dead tired.

Originally posted by Zero One

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Isn't philosophy one of the most epic subjects ever!?

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It's applicable to real life, and it's interesting. However, for some reason I never got excited about either of my philosophy classes. In fact, I got the lowest marks in those courses than any of my others (except a math course, which had a poor professor, and I retook to end up with an A).

There's actually one physics major who also is minoring (or majoring, I'm not sure) in philosophy. I applaud his... insanity.

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Originally posted by ParaLax

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If this thread dies, will it go to the display case?

Are you drunk again yet?

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I dunno if it will go into the display case. I suppose that whatever has happened to other drunk threads will happen to this one.

Also, I'm sorta drunk now. I pretty much guzzled a 3/4 liter cider (13% alcohol content) in the span of less than an hour. Somehow, I was fine. I appear to have the alcohol tolerance of a Viking, or something like that.

I would stay up like last night and post more, but I have a bus to catch at 7:45 tomorrow morning. I would like not missing that

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Breaking news! 3/4 of a bottle of Malibu rum in less than 3/4 of an hour is a Bad Idea. I have Found my Limit.

In all seriousness, Imma go to bed. The bathroom attendant was a bit worried about me. Might have something to do with me having my head over the toilet for about a minute. Sorry if this is TMI.

Imma eat more food and drink more water.

I will be up before 9:00, as I have an Obligation to Fulfill.

As an interesting side-note, I have found the Framerate of Life to be half of what it should be, and the Lag of Life is twice what it should be. Also, Resolution of Life has decreased as well.

Not gonna answer questions tonight. Will answer in the morning if I have time. Hell, I might still be drunk then

At any rate, still ask away!

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Originally posted by Girlydragon

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This is not as much an question as a tip.

If someone offers you Absinthe, then STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT.

Just... Don't drink that shit.

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Thank you. I will remember that. Is it similar to Everclear, in that not even the strongest/ most experienced can handle it?

Originally posted by ParaLax

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What's the most drink you've consumed in a night?

Did you lose your virginity while being drunk?

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For pure alcohol, I'd say whatever 3/4 of a bottle of Malibu has in it

I was perfectly sober when I lost my virginity

Originally posted by CB

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And what is the sound quality of life?

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I think it was ok. This is a couple of days later now, but I don't remember it was being particularly affected.

Originally posted by Colin

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That, my dear, is called binge drinking. I have seen people go from zero to drunk that way. It's funny at first, don't get me wrong. The aftermath... not so much.

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And that is a lesson I have definitely learned. Although, I'm surprised that the aftermath didn't involve a hangover in some way. Peculiar. Yet I am definitely most grateful.

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Originally posted by ParaLax

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Have you ever been in a near death sort of experience? Have you ever hallucinated?

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No near-death stuff yet, fortunately. The worst injury I've ever had was a concussion, and the biggest near-miss would be when it was super-snowy this past winter. Me and FP were walking back to his place, and not a minute after we crossed the street, there was a crash right where we had crossed.

And no, no hallucinating. Never done drugs or stayed up long enough

Originally posted by GirlyDragon

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It's not rare for it to be 50%+... tastes like absolutely nothing.

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Gotcha. Really flipping easy to overdo it. Thanks for the warning, because there actually was absinthe at a party I went to recently. Something about "the green fairy" and sugar. Didn't sound like something I'd want inside me

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