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Posted on 05-11-11 10:57:54 AM Link | Quote
This is by the way how the auto-tuned voice sounds like

Also Sanky, I can give you a part later.

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Posted on 05-11-11 11:04:49 AM Link | Quote
Look, a lil' floating box!
Also Sanky, I can give you a part later.

Oh god no i haven't even watched the show

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Posted on 05-11-11 11:05:53 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Sanky
Oh god no i haven't even watched the show


d...did you read the stories?

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Posted on 05-11-11 11:05:53 AM Link | Quote
i am laughing so hard for real right now

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Posted on 05-11-11 11:07:10 AM (last edited by Sanky at 05-11-11 08:10 AM) Link | Quote
Look, a lil' floating box!
Originally posted by Girlydragon
Originally posted by Sanky
Oh god no i haven't even watched the show


d...did you read the stories?

i did but this whole topic

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

edit: uhh give me some time to decide how i feel about this okay

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Posted on 05-11-11 11:09:35 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Sanky
i did but this whole topic

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"It's just too hilarious to pass up the opportunity to get involved with inflated ponies, cattaurs and fellow Julers."

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Posted on 05-11-11 11:29:40 AM Link | Quote

Pump of the Pony - Chapter 5



Bloodstar was back in the general circus area, he had hidden the pump in one of his pockets, and was just gonna find a good partner for the roll off. The thumping could still be heard, but he didn't mind as much anymore, for the thought of his revenge lifted his spirits, and almost blocked out the sounds.

He looked around at the potential partners.

Read Snigfut? Nah, he's mostly too serious and wouldn't want to try the pump.

Sanky? Too indecisive, would take at least a year before the roll-off could even begin.

Devin? Hmm... Devin would do anything for some cash...

Bloodstar looked into his wallet and saw that he actually had a frog coin, he decided to run with it. He walked up to Devin who was flabbering about with his few extra pounds after the yogurt.

"Hey Devin... How would you feel about trying... A pump?" Bloodstar said, showing the tip of the pump, trying to not make it so that absolutely everyone saw it.

"Man, I ain't wanna try one of those pump thingies, messes with your head you know, just look at Dotty, she's spending all of her time with that pump, ain't doing here no good."

"But what if there was more in it for you?" Bloodstar said, as he winked at Devin and picked up the frog coin from his wallet.

"Man, let's get out there and get pumped!" Devin said as he reached for the coin, but Bloodstar quickly pulled it back.

"You'll only get it, if you help me win a roll-off against Hydra and Dotty."

Devin smirked and grabbed the coin.

"They'll never know what rolled them!"

Together they walked out, softly taking sips of the pump, both growing larger and larger, soon it was time for...

THE ROLL-OFF



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Posted on 05-11-11 11:32:21 AM Link | Quote
Please end my life now

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Posted on 05-11-11 11:42:04 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cool Timpani
Please end my life now

Someone will probably give you a couple green coins for surviving.

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Posted on 05-11-11 11:52:29 AM Link | Quote
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......What did I just miss/read?

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Posted on 05-11-11 12:07:17 PM Link | Quote
I think this thread...

*shades*

has run out of air.

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Posted on 05-11-11 12:08:27 PM Link | Quote
I'm about to go to sleep right after drinking coffee and watching this fucked up thread unfold. This will be fun.

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Posted on 05-11-11 12:12:18 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by FAT! Cat-in-a-Box!
I think this thread...

*shades*

has run out of air.

I'll get the oxygen cannisters.

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Posted on 05-11-11 12:23:31 PM Link | Quote
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Originally posted by FAT! Cat-in-a-Box!
I think this thread...

*shades*

has run out of air.

Bad Hydra.

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Posted on 05-11-11 12:31:30 PM Link | Quote

Pump of the Pony - Chapter 6



Bloodstar and Devin walked out of the circus, their majestic fat tumbling as they stomped forward, upon seeing this Hydra and Dotty stopped their rolldancing and stood up to look at them.

"My my, look what we have here, two first timers trying to play with pumps. 'Oh look how big and inflated I am'" dotty said as she saw Devin and Bloodstar approaching, mocking them.

"dotUser and Hydrapheets, we challenge you, TO A ROLL-OFF!" Bloodstar said with Devin shortly following after him. "Yeah like, you ain't gonna have chance to out-roll us."

"Oh yeah, you think so? Well, try and do this!" Dotty said, raising her hooves behind her head and started shaking her belly, rhythmically having it shake up and down, almost hypnotizingly good.

"Yeah... Well, you also have a first timer, like Hydra knows anything about rolling!" Bloodstar said as he pointed at Hydra.

"Yeah but during all that time when you were depressed and looking for a pump of your own i was outside here training this little boy." Dotty said as she softly caressed Hydra's ballony stomach.

"But enough talk... HAVE AT YOU!" Dotty said, taking into position to start the roll-off, and the others did as well, two on each side of the muddy field.

Rool-offs are a weird kind of competition, it's not like pair dancing, but more like uncontrolled aggressive rolling everywhere. The rolling stimulates and arouses the players, and any player not being aroused enough will soon stop rolling and lose, but if a player also gets too aroused, then they won't be able to control themselves whilst playing, and lose that way too, it's a game of wits and balance.

Team HD quickly started rolling all over Team BD, not giving them a chance to euither arouse or ger arouse, slowly dwindling down their levels of arousement whilst team HD's levels were perfectly balanced.

If BD tried to go for a simple overunder, HD was quickly there with a flanking double press stop. And if BD tried to do the flanking press stop on HD, then HD just separated and rolled away, feeling that they had no chance, Team BD took a short time out to discuss.

"Man, we have no chance, they're much more experienced in rolling than we are" Devin said shakingly.

"Don't worry Devin, I have a plan, we will have to use... IT" Bloodstar said, looking straight at Devin, with a face filled with confidence.

"Are... you serious? No one has ever pulled off that technique!?"

"Yes, but I can very well be the first, after all, we used the original pump."

"Man, you're insane, but sure, whatever you say, as long as I get the keep the frog coin."

They took their stance, Devin in front of Bloodstar, ready to begin, Dotty wasn't prepared for what was gonna happen, so she didn't think to stop it.

Devin flopped over in front of blood star,his back towards the ground, and his huge balloon belly pointing towards the sky. Bloodstar jumped up and landed on it, and then bouncing up high into the air by the recoil, spinning a few times before tumbling towards Dotty stomach first, widening his navel as much as he could.

"NAVEL"

He landed on top of her, her head completely engulfed inside his navel.

"LOCK"

He clenched his navel, tightly forming it around her head, not letting her have any chance to escape.

"SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

And he started using all the muscles in his body to slowly spin around her head, and then faster and faster, until he was just a spinning blur on top of her. The Navellock-spin was a dangerous technique, utilizing ones stomach fat to directly affecting the brains electrons to directly arouse the opponent, nothing was quite like it. And as he spun on top of her, he started crying, crying because he had to do this to his former love, and the tears flew out from him because of his high velocity forming a small fountain down upon the ground, he then jumped off, and landed in front of Dotty, leaving her flustered and to aroused to even stand, and as she fell over, the sun shone through the clouds, making a small rainbow from his tear droplets drifting in the air.

"Forgive me... My love" He said as he walked away from Dotty's non-moving body, and behind him he could hear Hydra's tears as he flopped down over Dotty.

"DOTTY, DOTTY, SPEAK TO ME! LIVE! LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!"

But nothing could move Dotty, for she had been far too aroused by the attack, and nothing would wake her again. Hydra bowed down beside her and gave her a kiss on her lips, not knowing the consequences. For her inflation seeped out of her lips and into Hydra, making him grow even bigger than before, to nearly twice the size.

"I... AM.... HYDRAFATS! I MUST REVENGE DOTTY!"

Upon hearing this, Devin and Bloodstar turned around toward him.

"Man, are you kidding? We're gonna have to stop this huge guy too?" Devin said with a sigh.

"Don't worry, the bigger they are, the harder they fall." Bloodstar said, walking towards his next opponent.

Bloodstar would later realize, that once you start rolling, you can never stop it.

END ACT 1



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Posted on 05-11-11 12:38:35 PM Link | Quote
JUST LIKE AN ACTION FILM.

BUT WITH PUMPS.

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Posted on 05-11-11 12:39:12 PM Link | Quote
this is the best hijacked thread ever to exist

i mean seriously

i am laughing so fucking hard right now it's unfathomable

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Posted on 05-11-11 03:40:01 PM Link | Quote

HAY GURLYDAGRON CAN U PUT MY TOTLY KAWAII FANCHAR IN ACT 2 ^_______________^

(In all seriousness, though, I cannot stop laughing at all this.)

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Posted on 05-11-11 03:41:07 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Auxiliatrix
HAY GURLYDAGRON CAN U PUT MY TOTLY KAWAII FANCHAR IN ACT 2 ^_______________^

(In all seriousness, though, I cannot stop laughing at all this.)


You can be one of Dotty's pump whores.

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Posted on 05-11-11 04:14:51 PM Link | Quote
I better post in this topic now. I don't want to appear late to the party in the archives.

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