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devin

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:38:23 AM Link | Quote
That doesnt look like shepface to me motherfcucker

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:38:40 AM Link | Quote


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Posted on 05-11-11 09:39:09 AM Link | Quote
ohmigosh

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devin

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:43:35 AM Link | Quote
Hydra make this yo avatar



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Girlydragon
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Posted on 05-11-11 09:49:06 AM (last edited by FAT! Cat-in-a-Box! at 05-11-11 06:52 AM) Link | Quote

Pump of the Pony - Chapter 2



Hydra had invited Dotty into his living room, both sitting on the sofa, the pump on the table in front of them. Hydra was slightly blushing, not knowing exactly what to do, Dotty saw how flustered he was, and tried to calm him.

"Don't worry Hydra, I've done this tons of times, there's no danger involved, and it can be very nice..."

"But... What about Bloodstar? Why would he be jealous."

Dotty picked up the pump and started slowly caressing it, once again letting out her seductive voice.

"Because he's been wanting to do this forever, but... I'm only gonna let you do it."

And they moved closer to each other, Dotty slowly moving the pump towards Hydra's lips.

"Just trust me, It'll be a blast."


Meanwhile in the Jul circus, Bloodstar was feeling awfully neglected, his dear friend Dotty hadn't arrived, he was certain that he could convince her to let him try the pump today, if only she was here. and to make matters worse, Devin had ate all the yogurt.

"Devin! Why didn't you save any yogurt for me"

"Finders keepers man, and I found it, and I'm keeping it in my stomach."

Devin started to flab his stomach towards Bloodstar, showing of some slight fat on it.

"I think I even gained a few pounds"

Bloodstar was instantly jealous, he too wanted to eat all the yogurt, it wasn't as good as the pump, but it was at least something. But he was dragged out of his jealousy when he heard something that sounded like rolling outside, and he <object width="425" height="349"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/diQcMf92fus?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>.











OH GOSH, THE DRAMA AND RELATIONS ;3;

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:55:47 AM Link | Quote
What is what I mean I don't what is this supposed to even what I what what WHAT?

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:01:31 AM Link | Quote
more

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devin

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:02:09 AM Link | Quote
GIMME THE CHOCOLATE




edit: the yogurt

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dotUser
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Posted on 05-11-11 10:06:03 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cool Timpani
GIMME THE CHOCOLATE




edit: the yogurt


We're fresh out of yogurt, we do however have the lesser cousin of it; gogurt

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Girlydragon
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Posted on 05-11-11 10:12:06 AM Link | Quote

Pump of the Pony - Chapter 3



After Bloodstar's sudden rolling rock out to chiptunes he decided to head out to investigate was the noise was, but just before he could get outside he heard that the rolling changed into rhythmic thumps, hard enough to shake the ground, he feared the worst.

As he went outside into the rain, he could see it, the one he admired the most as his teacher, and the girl he wanted the most as his lover, together... Doing the over-under rolldance.

The over-under rolldance was seen as the most affectionate and sensually fulfilling of the activities you could do when you were inflated with a friend, the dance works so that the two participants move forward by subsequently rolling over the other and then flopping down on the other side with a big thump, just for the other person to repeat the same thing back. Being on top of another person is one of the most sensually stimulating activities possible when inflated, and Dotty and Hydra was indulging each other in it, not caring for what Bloodstar thought.

His mind raced back and forth as he saw Dotty's big hooves caress Hydra's stomach as she tumbled over him, and when she laid on the ground she turned her head toward him, merely winking at him as Hydra flopped over her and fell down between them, blocking Bloodstar's view of his former love.

Heartbroken he ran inside the circus again, just to see Read Snigfut hand Devin a dollar, to shake his fat at him... this gave Bloodstar and idea, and he ran away, heading towards the deepest part of the circus... The story forum...

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:14:59 AM Link | Quote
yes

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:15:43 AM (last edited by dotUser at 05-11-11 07:22 AM) Link | Quote
x10
Oxygen gone, officially dead

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sofi

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:22:58 AM Link | Quote
It's 7AM and dotUser already has 23 posts.

Jesus Caaah-rist.

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Sofi
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Posted on 05-11-11 10:24:38 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Sofi
It's 7AM and dotUser already has 23 posts.

Jesus Caaah-rist.

My sprees are like that perfect breeze

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:25:44 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by dotUser


Aioli says (13:24):
*also
*that rdash icon
Aioli says (13:25):
*i can't imagine it
*without imagine a pump isnide her mouth
*look at it
*"OH PUMP ME DOTTY, SHARE WITH ME YOUR INFLATION GOODNESS"

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:27:31 AM Link | Quote
fwoomp :9

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:39:25 AM (last edited by dotUser at 05-11-11 07:41 AM) Link | Quote
First an inflated dotty, then an inflated dashie, WHO'S NEXT?

Also I am now the Air-Pump Pimp/Inflater Kingpin.

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:45:33 AM Link | Quote

Pump of the Pony - Chapter 4



As bloodstar went through the door, into the supposedly long forgotten story forum he could feel a chill running down his spine. The story forum was a weird place, things inside it seem to be frozen in time, people dressed up as adventurers in the middle of fights, and people sitting around in a lounge, all equally frozen in time.

"H-H-Hello? Is anyone in here?" Bloodstar asked the dark halls, fearing for whatever might be answering, and an answer he got, with an demonic almost robotic voice, robotic because it was obviously overly auto-tuned.

"Wooooooooooaaaaaaaah, you have some good cooooouuuurage to walk in here all alone!"

"A-A-Are you the... Original pumper?"

"Hahahahahooooooooooooo some called me that, but I'm done with that busineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess." The voice was awfully, happy somehow, but it was still kinda threatening.

"Even if you are, I still need your help, my name is Bloodstar and"

"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!? I AM THE SHADOW RULER OF THIS PLACE, I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS HERE, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D ALL BE DROWNED IN THE WAVES OF IDIOCY!"

The sudden raising of the voice scared Bloodstar, and he stopped talking, fearing for his life as he cowered on the ground.

"Now, I knoooooooooooow what happened, Dotty did the dance with Hydra, and you want revenge, I can give you that, here, take my pump and find your real chosen one, so that you can challenge Dotty and Hydra to a roooooooooooooooooll-off."

Bloodstar saw how a hand, entirely made of metal, holding a pump stretched out from the darkness, and as he went to grab it the voice spoke again, this time a little more threatening.

"On one condition, if you take this pump from me, you must be able to get Dotty's pump, and bring it to me, or a hell far worse than seeing them roll will await you."

Bloodstar said nothing, and merely grabbed the pump and started walking out, with renewed confidence, with this pump, he could get his revenge. And just as he walked out the door back into the main part of the circus, the voice spoke to him again.

"Luck be with you Bloodstar. You'll need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

He ignored the laughter and went out, looking for his one chosen to roll with.

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:49:40 AM Link | Quote
I have nothing to say but ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL-OFF

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Posted on 05-11-11 10:57:09 AM Link | Quote
Look, a lil' floating box!
what the fuck

i feel like i'm missing something here

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how can i sign up

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