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Posted on 05-11-11 09:15:21 AM

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VISUAL PUNS

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:15:31 AM

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Originally posted by FAT! Cat-in-a-Box!
it's like a goddamn blueberry. A GODDAMN BLUEBERRY

Trixie would totes make a good version of that girl who just wouldn't stop chewing gum.

AND OH GOSH GD.

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:18:37 AM

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knowing hydrapheetz it was probably a Little Bit More than curiosity

goodbye jul it was nice knowing you but now an enormous cat is sitting on me and I'm dying

also i can't stop laughing help

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:18:39 AM

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i have no clue where this thread is going to do.

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:19:22 AM

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Feeling Pumped

Kat was on the net looking for inflatable costumes when she spotted an orca pool toy that had been converted into a suit. From that very instance she knew she wanted her own orca suit so she did a search on how to make one when all of a sudden she spotted a site selling one for £10! and ordered it straight away.

10 days later there was a knock at her door, it was the postman with her order, she signed the slip and went back inside. 3 hours later she opened the box with the suit and found not only the costume but also an orca pool toy as well. Unknown to her the orca pool toy was magic.

Squeeeeeek the suit went as she was pulling it up her body, she found the zipper and zipped it up.
Wow this suit looks a bit deflated and she felt the nozzle. For some weird reason she wanted to fill up her new orca pool toy with water? A few minutes later and her now large orca pool toy was filled with water which started to turn her on so she immediately grabbed it and started havin it to the orca pool toy. She was soo carried away doin it to the orca that she did not realize that every time she did it her suit inflated every time she did it. When she eventually decided to stop she instantaneously realized something was wrong, Her suit was tighter and fully inflated.

All of a sudden she noticed the nozzle was closed on the suit and she also felt weird for some reason?. She tried to find the zipper and could not feel it anywhere, now she was really starting to worry.

She called for help but all that came out was a Squeeeeeek. She somehow managed to move herself to a mirror and low and behold there was a giant inflatable orca pool toy complete with rubber handled that were not there when she put the suit on. All of a sudden there was a loud puff and she could not move her arms or feet and fell belly down on to the floor and realizing she had inflated for the last time and was now immobile and now a inflatable pool toy for real!!.

There was a knock at the door and the delivery guy came in because she forgot to lock the door.

Well Kat you should always be careful when buying things on the net especially pool toy suits HA HA HA!.

Then he picked her up and put her in the van and took her to a pool.

Please sign here madam for your order on our brand new indestructible pool toy, thank you and have a nice day.

Well at least she did not have to worry about getting older and paying rent now she is immortal as an orca pool toy.

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:19:58 AM

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such a heartwarming story ____________________

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:21:47 AM

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HELP

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:21:56 AM

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GD has a future in inflation smut.

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:22:34 AM

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5 and goldmine, folks.

5 and goldmine.

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:23:58 AM (last edited by dotUser at 05-11-11 06:24 AM)

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:24:45 AM

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woot does draw some pretty big asses... and everything else [nsfw]

NOW WHERE WERE WE

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:29:08 AM

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Pump of the Pony - Chapter 1

Hydrapheetz was sitting at home, bored with the recent developments in the Jul circus. The last few days the inflation jokes had grown boring, and he was distressed by how little he had gotten to indulge himself in the finer arts of fetishism recently.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and when Hydra opened it he could see a pony standing outside in the rain on her hind legs. The pony was quite of the cool nature, wearing a black jacket and sunglasses, her pink mane slowly getting wet by the rain, he could tell that it was dotUser.

"Dotty, what are you doing here!? Wasn't the big pony fetish thread today in the circus!?"

"I cannot be there if you're not there with me, will you... Do something here... and then go with me?"

"Depends... What?"

dotUser picked up a short air pump from inside her jacket, looked Hydra in the eyes, and talked to him in a seductive voice.

"Even Bloodstar will be jealous..."

FAV AND COMMENT FOR PART TWO GUYS!!! ^^

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:29:50 AM

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wrap it up literailures, we've got ourselves the next ... whatever

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:30:09 AM

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Originally posted by dotUser GD has a future in inflation smut. I blame this post. ____________________

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:32:23 AM

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While that post was terrible I just have to archive it becausenerjf;slf,'vf

ow my nose

I keep laughing so hard I lose the ability to type or even sit upright

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:34:52 AM

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:37:01 AM (last edited by dotUser at 05-11-11 06:37 AM)

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First this thread was hijacked, then filled with air, and now it's hot.
I beta we all know where it's going. (up)

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:37:18 AM

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Originally posted by Cool Timpani

this is still amazing

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Posted on 05-11-11 09:37:59 AM

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