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| Posted on 05-09-11 12:41:23 AM |
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nobody listens to me so i'l just type my consericy theorys and random useless nolage here asswell as some jokes and history for characters from games and etc with not alot of backstory, Moastly made up crap and such. comment if you want but you don't haft to.
artical 1: The subcons backstory...
our bit of epic history starts with the 1st king of the subcon, King Lewis Edwarrd Joffwel. King Joffwel was king for 90 years (Starting when he was 20) untill he was murdurd by his daughter Sylreei (Pronounced Sell-ree-I) via crossbow. being to young to be hanged he was throne in the dungon until she was 40 years old. King Joffwel's Son Johnathan took the throne at age 15. He rulled until he died of the influenza virus (The Flu) at the age of 95, leaving the throne to his son Lewis Edward Joffwel II.
Thats all I have right now so see you later people who give a crap to what I'm Blabing...
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| Posted on 05-09-11 12:45:18 AM (last edited by @ at 05-08-11 09:46 PM) |
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| Posted on 05-09-11 05:17:14 AM |
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Originally posted by Damarioman random useless nolage here asswell as some jokes
Was that intended? 
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| Posted on 05-09-11 03:32:52 PM |
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Originally posted by BlueWhirl
Originally posted by Damarioman random useless nolage here asswell as some jokes
Was that intended? 
No, he can't spell at all 
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| Posted on 05-10-11 12:07:17 AM |
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Originally posted by Sofi Stop the presses, we have our next-generation David Foster Wallace.
what do you meen about that ?
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| Posted on 05-10-11 12:10:03 AM |
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| Posted on 05-10-11 12:34:19 AM |
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So where was I......Oh i remember now
King Joffwel II was the only king in all subconion history to only have daughters. The monarchy was in serios danger because sbconion law vol 80 ch 10 paragraph 9 clearly states that a royal man may marry a comoner woman and be king, but a royal woman can't marry a comoner man and be queen. So what happend was the nephew of the king, Duke Pircy Jason Joffwel and his wife Izzabel became the King and Queen of the Subcon, the new king as called The Great Pircy by the peasants because he a verry nice and fare king. after about 100 years King Pircy steped down and gave the throne to his grandson, Prince Lenard. Prince Lenard became king only Because his father, Kyle on Hamshire did not want to be king. King Lenard was a horrible king and later was tied to a stake and burned publikly.
His son Prince Pircy II became king and was never told of his fathers death until the age of 46. He died of a heart attack at the age of 46 just 2 minutes later after he was told of his fathers death.
Thats all I have right now so see ypu later......possibly?
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| Posted on 05-11-11 11:48:28 PM |
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King Pircy's son prince Thomas became king after all that. About 25 years a man called Lord Max Joshua Comwelth started the first proffesional army called the Comwelth Armor. 25 years after that oddly their neighbours to the north called the Germanic Bezo Empire anounced that thair wageing war upon the Subconion Colonies (also called the Kingdom of Yorkshire) King Thomas was never good at planing battles, so as you would expect nearly half of the Kingdom of Yorkshire was under Bezo Ocupation. The people naturaly blamed the king for the problem. The Comelth Armor was the only thing protecting King Thomas from the linch mob. Every body was afraid of a linch mob because it ment that one or more people were going to get hanged. King Thomas had an idea to get allies from the south subcon called the Scottsman Highlands. The Scottsman Highlands inhabadence were Snifits. King Thomas's mission was a sucsess. Snifit cannon balls were alot better than Long Bows, espically when Bezo's have crossbows.
Thats all I heve right now so see you people who give a crap later.
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| Posted on 05-12-11 12:51:08 AM |
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| Posted on 05-12-11 01:00:37 AM |
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Well at least this useless thread doesn't have to be moved.
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| Posted on 05-12-11 01:01:39 AM |
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| | | | | WHO WATNS TO WATCH ME LOCK A THRED ABOUT ABSAUOUAUOALALATLY NOTHING???!?!!?!
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