Rick
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I'm not insane, I'm sanity-challenged.
USE EUPHEMISMS OR DIE
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YK
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The big question is, why did Rick shoot the sheriff to begin with?
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Rick
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Originally posted by Imajin
Originally posted by Rick I'm not insane, I'm sanity-challenged.
USE EUPHEMISMS OR DIE
Shouldn't that be "USE EUPHEMISMS OR BE SENT INTO A LIFE-CHALLENGED STATE"? 
Aw dammit, you got me on that one. 
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YK
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Originally posted by krutomisi I swear it was in self defense
Wait. So it was *you* who shot the sheriff?! Gaah! This is all so convoluted! Someone get Phoenix Wright in here! I can't solve this case myself!
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Rick
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I shot the sheriff! I shot the sheriff! I SHOT THE SHERIFF!!!
All y'all others who said you did are poseurs!
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YK
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Originally posted by Rick I shot the sheriff! I shot the sheriff! I SHOT THE SHERIFF!!!
All y'all others who said you did are poseurs!
 Then you're under arrest for attempted murder!  
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There never was a sheriff.
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YK
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Originally posted by The Red Snifit There never was a sheriff.
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Except for you, YK!
Wait. *I'm* the sheriff?! So it wasn't a murder... it was a suicide!? This just gets more delightfully convoluted with each post. 
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Originally posted by Joe No, it was murder staged to look like suicide. You were infected with an extremely rare disease that causes delusions, extreme paranoia, and suicide.
But who administered the hallucinogen?!?! WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE?!?!!
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Zero One
5170       And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above
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Originally posted by YK
Originally posted by Joe No, it was murder staged to look like suicide. You were infected with an extremely rare disease that causes delusions, extreme paranoia, and suicide.
But who administered the hallucinogen?!?! WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE?!?!!
I did it, for shits and giggles.
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上手に生きられますように・・Originally posted by Zero One
Originally posted by YK
Originally posted by Joe No, it was murder staged to look like suicide. You were infected with an extremely rare disease that causes delusions, extreme paranoia, and suicide.
But who administered the hallucinogen?!?! WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE?!?!!
I did it, for shits and giggles.
Exactly. It was only a matter of time you'd do it anyways.
You see, without the egg, you can't have any egg-based breakfast, so depression and eventually evil thoughts kicked in-- doing stuff for the evulz. The only missing piece was to cause a completelly misleading clue, that's where Rick comes in and shoots the already dying YK.
So in the end, Rick and/or Zero One go to jail, YK is dead, and I make waffles. And you can't do anything about it.
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| guys, while you're dicking around about this sheriff, you failed to notice an even greater crime taking place here. You know that guy, Video? rumor has it he killed the radio star! |