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| Jul - Display Case - The Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss |
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CB Flippitty Flip Level: 90      Posts: 1262/2280 EXP: 6979224 For next: 209385 Since: 02-01-11 From: Canadaland Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.4 years
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And then cheat by singing the song backwards while not loitering without intent. ____________________ <-- layout better matches avatar! |
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Dragon Fogel User Level: 10 Posts: 13/15 EXP: 3701 For next: 713 Since: 03-23-11 Since last post: 11.0 years Last activity: 10.8 years
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Originally posted by Terra You spontaneously decide that your inventory is actually Pac-Man's inventory, since you have no reason to believe this, and fly to Jupiter and back on the cloud. Except you pass right through the cloud and don't go anywhere. Originally posted by MM200 You conclude that it would be pointless to push the sky-bear-kitten-whatever out to sea by pushing it through the castle, so you proceed to do that. It is pointlessly difficult to push it up the stairs. Originally posted by YK As you enter the castle, you shout "Robbery! Crown jewels! Sky kitten! Bear! Me! Robbery! Hands up!" to explain a robbery that you're pretty sure never happened. Hopefully this nonexistent crime will be pinned on you! Originally posted by Imajin Some guards run up towards you, then suddenly stop; they seem impressed that you're pushing a sky-kitten-bear through the castle by yourself. You see them and therefore conclude there are no bystanders, so you'd better go and find some. Originally posted by CB You start loitering without intent and sing another Dragon Force song, because you are sure this is a pointless way to find bystanders. Originally posted by Arp1033 The kittenbear slowly wakes up. You have no reason to believe your song is responsible, so you conclude that it is. You piledrive the kitten again, causing the guards to flee. Then you say "ad nauseum, ad nauseum" for no reason at all. Originally posted by Xenesis You decide that now that you're in the palace, it would be pointless to build doors because they'd just keep you in. And it would also be pointless to use clouds to build the doors to keep you in because you could just pass through them at any time. And it would be pointless to steal the clouds from Pac-Man's inventory because you don't have any reason to steal anything from him. So you take the clouds out of Pac-Man's inventory and make doors with them. Now you're trapped! Originally posted by CB Now you sing a Dragon Force song backwards with no intent to do anything, and then you decide to steal the crown jewels so you aren't loitering. The kittenbear wakes up and seems confused by the song, and a large number of guards run in, telling you to return the crown jewels and surrender at once. What will you do now? |
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Taryn Passed away. Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms. 1987-2014 Level: 204  Posts: 13050/14742 EXP: 121753097 For next: 1596721 Since: 09-01-09 From: Seattle Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN  Posts: 438/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Steal Pac-Man's wallet. ____________________ |
Sunny Level: 115 Posts: 3210/3675 EXP: 16368297 For next: 443067 Since: 07-23-07 Since last post: 4.2 years Last activity: 189 days
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Originally posted by TerraCauliflower would make a fine offering of peace to these guys, would it not? (aka Use the "cauliflower" as a peace offering) ____________________ Posts = 3210
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Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101  Posts: 1120/2732 EXP: 10487198 For next: 230477 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Play a game of bejeweled with the crown jewels |
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CB Flippitty Flip Level: 90 Posts: 1310/2280 EXP: 6979224 For next: 209385 Since: 02-01-11 From: Canadaland Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.4 years
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Rickroll the palace doors while slowly chewing air. ____________________ <-- layout better matches avatar! |
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Arp1033 Member Level: 61  Posts: 654/927 EXP: 1817263 For next: 59333 Since: 12-27-10 From: Pacific Northwest Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.3 years
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| Contact you corporate headquarters, and make sure you are doing everything as planned. |
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Dragon Fogel User Level: 10 Posts: 14/15 EXP: 3701 For next: 713 Since: 03-23-11 Since last post: 11.0 years Last activity: 10.8 years
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Originally posted by Terra This is an excellent idea! After all, you have no idea where the crown jewels are, and can't possibly turn them into cauliflower. So, that's just what you do! Originally posted by YK You steal Pac-Man's wallet from his inventory... Hey! Wait a minute! This is YOUR wallet! Well, you see no reason to let Pac-Man get away with stealing it, so that's what you do. You put it back in his inventory. Item Obtained: Nopor Puss' Wallet Originally posted by MM200 Good idea! You don't have any cauliflower, so you'll have to go find it. You run through the palace with the guards chasing you, until you find the crown jewels, which have obviously been turned into cauliflower. You then offer the cauliflower to the now-exhausted guards as a show of peace. They are extremely confused by this offer. Originally posted by Xenesis While they wait, you play a game of Bejeweled with the cauliflower, throwing jewels at the guards when they'd normally disappear from the board. After a while, you run out of cauliflower and the guards are buried under a pile of jewels. You wonder where the jewels came from! Originally posted by CB You decide that one of the guards is named Rick, since you can clearly see that his nametag says George. You roll him all the way through the palace and into the doors while you slowly chew air. He rolls through the doors, since you made them out of clouds. Originally posted by Arp1033 You don't have a corporate headquarters, so you head out and decide that Rick must be it. You ask him if you're doing everything as planned. He doesn't say anything. That must mean you're doing your job! Profit margins are probably up! Well, then you'd better think of a way to lower them. But how? |
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Taryn Passed away. Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms. 1987-2014 Level: 204 Posts: 13341/14742 EXP: 121753097 For next: 1596721 Since: 09-01-09 From: Seattle Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN Posts: 490/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Since your company is clearly doing great, it's time to fire Rick! ____________________ |
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Arp1033 Member Level: 61 Posts: 702/927 EXP: 1817263 For next: 59333 Since: 12-27-10 From: Pacific Northwest Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.3 years
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| see previous statement, but add "out of a cannon!" to the end of it. |
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Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101 Posts: 1138/2732 EXP: 10487198 For next: 230477 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Invest in Banana futures |
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CB Flippitty Flip Level: 90 Posts: 1626/2280 EXP: 6979224 For next: 209385 Since: 02-01-11 From: Canadaland Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.4 years
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Take a washroom break. ____________________ Thanks to The Red Snifit for my new avatar! |
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Dragon Fogel User Level: 10 Posts: 15/15 EXP: 3701 For next: 713 Since: 03-23-11 Since last post: 11.0 years Last activity: 10.8 years
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Originally posted by Terra Yes, this is an excellent idea. In fact, you can make it even better by giving away free Ferraris without any purchase at all! Now if only you had some customers. Originally posted by YK Yes, Pac-Man's company is doing... Oh, wait. How silly, you were suppose to contact Pac-Man's corporate headquarters! You must have forgotten. Well, Rick can be Namco HQ and also your corporate headquarters, since there's no reason for him to be either. You tell him he's fired for doing an exemplary job at both. He doesn't seem to respond. Originally posted by Arp1033 Excellent idea! Especially as there aren't any cannons around. You load Rick into a cannon and fire it, but nothing happens because there was no cannon. Originally posted by Xenesis You invest in Banana futures. You do this by writing "BANANA FUTURES" on a piece of paper and handing it to yourself. It is not a legally binding document in any way, so naturally you will be bound by it. Item Obtained: BANANA FUTURES Originally posted by CB Good idea! You take Rick's. Item Obtained: Washroom Break The washroom break looks a lot like a nametag that says George. |
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN Posts: 539/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Go on another quest for the Holy Grail. ____________________ |
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Taryn Passed away. Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms. 1987-2014 Level: 204 Posts: 13445/14742 EXP: 121753097 For next: 1596721 Since: 09-01-09 From: Seattle Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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CB Flippitty Flip Level: 90 Posts: 1745/2280 EXP: 6979224 For next: 209385 Since: 02-01-11 From: Canadaland Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.4 years
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Hire an advertising company to attract customers so you can give away the free Ferraris. The advertising company will be paid with the BANANA FUTURES paper. ____________________ ^^Like It?^^ |
Nicole Disk-kun Level: 146  Posts: 3768/6469 EXP: 38286718 For next: 226576 Since: 07-07-07 Pronouns: she/her From: Boston, MA Since last post: 78 days Last activity: 1 day
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Since Rick's been fired, he must be a customer now. Try to sell him something. ____________________ |
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Sunny Level: 115 Posts: 3274/3675 EXP: 16368297 For next: 443067 Since: 07-23-07 Since last post: 4.2 years Last activity: 189 days
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| Use the jewels from before to start a JEWLERY STORE (maybe?) ____________________ Posts = 3274
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