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yde

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Posted on 04-10-11 03:01:18 AM Link | Quote
Has anyone else clicked on today's enticing Project Wonderful ad?



I dreamed of this level!

It takes you to http://www.powerlevelingsecrets.com, which is an advertisement for a $27 txt file of tips on how to level up quickly in Rift, utilizing "secret only for chinese guild." I found this amazing because I did not know anybody actually played Rift. An ancient Chinese secret to do something effortlessly?? Take all of my credit cards

The site also provides its own raving testimonials, in case you're not convinced yet.

<object width="425" height="349"><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/KKVHTg3_h88?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="349"></embed></object>

With Power Leveling Secrets you can get your video game obligations out of the way and have time to raise your baby child.

Sure... "I'll teach ya" I said with a smile on my face... "It will cost you though because these are my secrets here..." (I'm always looking for ways to make a few bucks).

"$300" I said.

My friend had the money out in his hand before I could even finish..
lol what an asshole

Seriously, it's amazing that there's a market for people who will pay to have others play their mindless video game. This guy is also tied to riftblueprint.com, some farmville secrets site, and probably dozens of other sites for every other MMO. Must be an easy market to exploit.


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paulguy

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Posted on 04-10-11 03:12:14 AM Link | Quote
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It's hard to believe but I guess people are stupid enough.

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Posted on 04-10-11 03:34:18 AM Link | Quote
So the message is that you spend $27 on a "guide" to level up to the cap. Then once you get to said cap, you quit playing the game so that you can stop neglecting your baby daughter.

Seeing how I make around $25/hour at my job, my valuable time was being sucked away by Rift.


And yet you would have paid for your monthly subscription to Rift in less than half an hour of work. You would theoretically be complaining why? (And if you're skipping $25/hour to play Rift, you have bigger problems.)

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Posted on 04-10-11 05:41:48 AM Link | Quote
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Really, it'd be cheaper for me to program a macro on my computer to intelligently play the game for me. No more need to ever look at the game again! My robotic program would mindlessly farm 24/7!

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Posted on 04-10-11 08:05:13 AM Link | Quote
...You guys ever play Progress Quest? Because this is reminding me of Progress Quest...
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Posted on 04-10-11 11:36:42 AM Link | Quote
The ultimate goal of serious video gamers is obviously to reduce every game to Progress Quest.

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Posted on 04-10-11 08:20:24 PM Link | Quote
Progress Quest
Pemptus, Lv84.
If only I could make the merchant sell things that actually equate to the amount of gold I HAVE, instead of my current gear ratings...

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Posted on 04-10-11 08:33:24 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Metal_Man88
Really, it'd be cheaper for me to program a macro on my computer to intelligently play the game for me. No more need to ever look at the game again! My robotic program would mindlessly farm 24/7!


You'd have to make sure to monitor it, however. People tend to pick up on bots, and they're a rather bannable offense.

Trust me - four years of playing RO, and I've seen loads. (At least I wasn't one of those obsessive players... ugh)

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Rachel Mae

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Posted on 04-10-11 10:28:36 PM Link | Quote
There are loads and loads of apps designed to help you cheat at Words With Friends.

Seriously? What's the point?

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RahanAkero

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Posted on 04-10-11 11:30:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by yde
I found this amazing because I did not know anybody actually played Rift.


Hey there. Hey. :x Take it easy on World of Not-At-All-WoW. It's actually a fun game. >>; It really does feel like I'm playing a sequel to WoW without actually playing WoW.

That said, it's... even *easier* to level in than in WoW, because PvP battlegrounds give you shittons of XP. Like, 10% for a win and 5% for a loss. D: I have no idea why someone would need "levelling secrets" for this game.

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Posted on 04-11-11 12:27:54 AM Link | Quote
If these secrets are being told, then are they really secrets anymore?

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yde

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Posted on 04-11-11 02:07:45 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by RahanAkero
Originally posted by yde
I found this amazing because I did not know anybody actually played Rift.


Hey there. Hey. :x Take it easy on World of Not-At-All-WoW. It's actually a fun game. >>; It really does feel like I'm playing a sequel to WoW without actually playing WoW.

That said, it's... even *easier* to level in than in WoW, because PvP battlegrounds give you shittons of XP. Like, 10% for a win and 5% for a loss. D: I have no idea why someone would need "levelling secrets" for this game.

Haha, alright, I apologize. I don't play MMO's at all. I was just being a dick about it because Rift looked like yet another cheap generic MMO. I'm sure it's popular if people are trying to scam others off of it, and I'll take your word for it that it's even fun.

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MitchZer0

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Posted on 04-13-11 01:50:49 AM Link | Quote

REAL SECRET TO LEVELING UP: GRINDING!

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Posted on 04-13-11 01:52:13 AM (last edited by Imajin at 04-12-11 10:52 PM) Link | Quote
I have the ancient Jul leveling secret.

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CB

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Posted on 04-13-11 03:39:52 AM Link | Quote


Originally posted by Imajin
I have the ancient Jul leveling secret.


Sithposting? Or is it html related?

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ReiNi
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Posted on 04-13-11 03:33:05 PM (last edited by Reshiram at 04-13-11 09:42 PM) Link | Quote
Jul secret to level up from the ancient!

Gain so many levels you'll evolve to your final evolutionary stage immediately!



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Joe
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Posted on 04-14-11 12:27:23 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Reshiram
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Posted on 04-15-11 12:07:33 AM Link | Quote
Just ordered it.

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Posted on 04-15-11 12:15:03 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by CB
Sithposting? Or is it html related?

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.

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Posted on 04-16-11 01:34:38 AM Link | Quote
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