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Xenesis

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Posted on 04-02-11 02:48:24 AM Link
>Perform the chicken dance.
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Posted on 04-02-11 07:04:28 AM Link
Preform "ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash entirely out of the noises it makes when you slam your head against a wall. Twice.
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Posted on 04-02-11 06:30:56 PM Link


Climb into the now empty safe and take a nap in it.

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Posted on 04-05-11 01:00:07 AM Link
Originally posted by Terra
Convert all matter in the Universe into antimatter and all antimatter into matter.


You decide to do this by switching the definitions of "matter" and "antimatter" in every dictionary you come across.

Originally posted by YK
Combine Reason and Holy Grail.


You put the Reason in the Holy Grail. It glows.

You decide to leave it there, because it might be useful.

Originally posted by Imajin
Practice the art of interpretive dance.


But if you do that, you might get better at interpretive dance! So instead you practice very bad interpretive dance. You think your dance sends the message "there is a spider in my shoe".

Originally posted by Xenesis
>Perform the chicken dance.


You integrate the chicken dance into your routine. This should make it harder for any onlookers to discern what you mean!

Originally posted by Arp1033
Preform "ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash entirely out of the noises it makes when you slam your head against a wall. Twice.


You've never heard that song. So it's pointless to perform it!

You grab Pac-Man and hey what are you doing OW OW OW OW OW stop that!

Phew, that's a relief... oh, right. Twice. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!

Ugh.

Anyways, nothing useful happened. Ow.

Originally posted by CB
Climb into the now empty safe and take a nap in it.


You stuff yourself into the safe. It's actually quite large and you can easily fit in, so you make sure you huddle up in a particularly uncomfortable position before going to sleep.

When you wake up, you look out the safe to discover that your surroundings have changed. You find yourself in some sort of cloud palace.

What will you do?

(Ow. My head.)
Xenesis

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Posted on 04-05-11 01:01:36 AM Link
>Rain on someone's parade.
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Posted on 04-05-11 01:01:51 AM Link
Is the floor made of clouds? Dive into it.

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Posted on 04-05-11 01:03:14 AM Link


take a spiny out of your pocket and drop it off the side of the cloud.

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Posted on 04-05-11 01:04:27 AM Link
Add clouds to inventory.

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Posted on 04-05-11 01:05:09 AM Link
Snuggle a cute, furry kitten.

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Posted on 04-05-11 08:25:54 AM Link
Be Bruce Campbell. Grab a bear. Pile-drive the fuck out of said bear through the atmosphere while singing a Dragon Force song.
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Posted on 04-07-11 10:16:44 PM Link
>Stand outside the front of the cloud palace and loiter with intent.
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Posted on 04-09-11 03:29:02 AM Link
Change your name to one with a more X-TREME spelling!

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Posted on 04-10-11 02:46:00 AM Link
Originally posted by Xenesis
>Rain on someone's parade.


You decide to rain on someone's parade. But who would be a particularly pointless target?

The answer strikes you suddenly. You organize a parade on the clouds, with absolutely no resources that could actually help you organize it, and then you rain on your own parade (except you can't make it rain). How pointless!

Originally posted by MM200
Is the floor made of clouds? Dive into it.


You dive into the floor. You discover that there is a layer of hard stone inside the cloud. Armed with this knowledge, you proceed to dive into the floor again.

Originally posted by CB
take a spiny out of your pocket and drop it off the side of the cloud.


You left Pac-Man behind in the temple! You can't take anything out of his pockets, assuming he even has any!

So you drop a spiny from Pac-Man's pocket off the side of the cloud anyway, because it's pointless to do something you can't possibly do.

Originally posted by YK
Add clouds to inventory.


You ignore the clouds you're standing on and jump off into the sky, grabbing various other clouds that are much harder to retrieve.

Item Obtained: Clouds.

You are now falling through the air.

Originally posted by Terra
Snuggle a cute, furry kitten.


You snuggle a cute, furry, giant sky kitten that happens to be flying past. It flies you back to the palace.

Originally posted by Arp1033
Be Bruce Campbell. Grab a bear. Pile-drive the fuck out of said bear through the atmosphere while singing a Dragon Force song.


You change your name to Bruce Campbell. You grab the cute furry giant sky kitten, because you see no reason to think it's a bear, and pile-drive it through the atmosphere while singing a Dragon Force song.

You slam the kittenbear into the stone floor hiding in the clouds. Your singing appears to open the main doors of the palace, a fact which you do your best to ignore.

Originally posted by Xenesis
>Stand outside the front of the cloud palace and loiter with intent.


You go right up to the now open doors and just stand there! That'll show them!

You're not sure who it will show what, but as long as it's pointless to show it to them, you'll be satisfied.

Originally posted by YK
Change your name to one with a more X-TREME spelling!


You change Pac-Man's name to the most X-TREME name you can think of: Pac-Man.

While you're at it, you decide to change your own name. You change your name from Bruce Campbell to something much more X-TREME: Nopor Puss.

You have a very pointless definition of X-TREME.
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Posted on 04-10-11 02:47:52 AM Link
Fly to Jupiter and back on your cloud.

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Posted on 04-10-11 02:48:57 AM Link
Originally posted by Dragon Fogel
You grab the cute furry giant sky kitten, because you see no reason to think it's a bear, and pile-drive it through the atmosphere while singing a Dragon Force song. You slam the kittenbear into the stone floor hiding in the clouds.
HELP
Helllllp


...Honor it's memory by pushing it off to sea?

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Posted on 04-10-11 02:50:29 AM Link
Enter cloud castle.
Scream about a robbery in a pointlessly obtuse way that makes anyone inside assume Nopor Puss is the one who committed the robbery in question.

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Posted on 04-10-11 02:51:49 AM Link
Impress bystanders with a display of strength. If there are no bystanders, find some.

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Posted on 04-10-11 02:51:59 AM Link


loiter wihtout intent. while singing another dragon force song.

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Posted on 04-10-11 08:08:22 AM Link
Revive said kitten with said Dragon Force song. Then pile-drive it again. Repeat ad nauseum.
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Posted on 04-10-11 11:25:29 PM Link
>Use the clouds in your inventory to build closed palace doors.
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