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| Jul - Display Case - The Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss |
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Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101      Posts: 1075/2732 EXP: 10487198 For next: 230477 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Perform the chicken dance. |
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Arp1033 Member Level: 61  Posts: 583/927 EXP: 1817263 For next: 59333 Since: 12-27-10 From: Pacific Northwest Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.3 years
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| Preform "ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash entirely out of the noises it makes when you slam your head against a wall. Twice. |
CB Flippitty Flip Level: 90  Posts: 1159/2280 EXP: 6979224 For next: 209385 Since: 02-01-11 From: Canadaland Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.4 years
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Climb into the now empty safe and take a nap in it. ____________________ ...sigh... |
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Dragon Fogel User Level: 10 Posts: 11/15 EXP: 3701 For next: 713 Since: 03-23-11 Since last post: 11.0 years Last activity: 10.8 years
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Originally posted by Terra You decide to do this by switching the definitions of "matter" and "antimatter" in every dictionary you come across. Originally posted by YK You put the Reason in the Holy Grail. It glows. You decide to leave it there, because it might be useful. Originally posted by Imajin But if you do that, you might get better at interpretive dance! So instead you practice very bad interpretive dance. You think your dance sends the message "there is a spider in my shoe". Originally posted by Xenesis You integrate the chicken dance into your routine. This should make it harder for any onlookers to discern what you mean! Originally posted by Arp1033 You've never heard that song. So it's pointless to perform it! You grab Pac-Man and hey what are you doing OW OW OW OW OW stop that! Phew, that's a relief... oh, right. Twice. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! Ugh. Anyways, nothing useful happened. Ow. Originally posted by CB You stuff yourself into the safe. It's actually quite large and you can easily fit in, so you make sure you huddle up in a particularly uncomfortable position before going to sleep. When you wake up, you look out the safe to discover that your surroundings have changed. You find yourself in some sort of cloud palace. What will you do? (Ow. My head.) |
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Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101 Posts: 1087/2732 EXP: 10487198 For next: 230477 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Rain on someone's parade. |
Sunny Level: 115 Posts: 3179/3675 EXP: 16368297 For next: 443067 Since: 07-23-07 Since last post: 4.2 years Last activity: 189 days
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| Is the floor made of clouds? Dive into it. ____________________ Posts = 3179
Age = 1351 Lv 88 Exp 6588698 / 6650664 LvExp 195924 / 257890 (76.0%) PostExp = 3108 ExpTime = 35.438 |
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CB Flippitty Flip Level: 90 Posts: 1174/2280 EXP: 6979224 For next: 209385 Since: 02-01-11 From: Canadaland Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.4 years
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take a spiny out of your pocket and drop it off the side of the cloud. ____________________ ...sigh... |
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN  Posts: 402/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Add clouds to inventory. ____________________ |
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Taryn Passed away. Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms. 1987-2014 Level: 204  Posts: 12873/14742 EXP: 121753096 For next: 1596722 Since: 09-01-09 From: Seattle Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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Arp1033 Member Level: 61 Posts: 594/927 EXP: 1817263 For next: 59333 Since: 12-27-10 From: Pacific Northwest Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.3 years
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| Be Bruce Campbell. Grab a bear. Pile-drive the fuck out of said bear through the atmosphere while singing a Dragon Force song. |
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Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101 Posts: 1101/2732 EXP: 10487198 For next: 230477 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Stand outside the front of the cloud palace and loiter with intent. |
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN Posts: 424/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Change your name to one with a more X-TREME spelling! ____________________ |
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Dragon Fogel User Level: 10 Posts: 12/15 EXP: 3701 For next: 713 Since: 03-23-11 Since last post: 11.0 years Last activity: 10.8 years
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Originally posted by Xenesis You decide to rain on someone's parade. But who would be a particularly pointless target? The answer strikes you suddenly. You organize a parade on the clouds, with absolutely no resources that could actually help you organize it, and then you rain on your own parade (except you can't make it rain). How pointless! Originally posted by MM200 You dive into the floor. You discover that there is a layer of hard stone inside the cloud. Armed with this knowledge, you proceed to dive into the floor again. Originally posted by CB You left Pac-Man behind in the temple! You can't take anything out of his pockets, assuming he even has any! So you drop a spiny from Pac-Man's pocket off the side of the cloud anyway, because it's pointless to do something you can't possibly do. Originally posted by YK You ignore the clouds you're standing on and jump off into the sky, grabbing various other clouds that are much harder to retrieve. Item Obtained: Clouds. You are now falling through the air. Originally posted by Terra You snuggle a cute, furry, giant sky kitten that happens to be flying past. It flies you back to the palace. Originally posted by Arp1033 You change your name to Bruce Campbell. You grab the cute furry giant sky kitten, because you see no reason to think it's a bear, and pile-drive it through the atmosphere while singing a Dragon Force song. You slam the kittenbear into the stone floor hiding in the clouds. Your singing appears to open the main doors of the palace, a fact which you do your best to ignore. Originally posted by Xenesis You go right up to the now open doors and just stand there! That'll show them! You're not sure who it will show what, but as long as it's pointless to show it to them, you'll be satisfied. Originally posted by YK You change Pac-Man's name to the most X-TREME name you can think of: Pac-Man. While you're at it, you decide to change your own name. You change your name from Bruce Campbell to something much more X-TREME: Nopor Puss. You have a very pointless definition of X-TREME. |
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Taryn Passed away. Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms. 1987-2014 Level: 204 Posts: 12975/14742 EXP: 121753096 For next: 1596722 Since: 09-01-09 From: Seattle Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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Sunny Level: 115 Posts: 3190/3675 EXP: 16368297 For next: 443067 Since: 07-23-07 Since last post: 4.2 years Last activity: 189 days
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Originally posted by Dragon FogelHELP Helllllp ...Honor it's memory by pushing it off to sea? ____________________ Posts = 3190
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN Posts: 426/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Enter cloud castle.
Scream about a robbery in a pointlessly obtuse way that makes anyone inside assume Nopor Puss is the one who committed the robbery in question. ____________________ |
Nicole Disk-kun Level: 146  Posts: 3298/6469 EXP: 38286717 For next: 226577 Since: 07-07-07 Pronouns: she/her From: Boston, MA Since last post: 78 days Last activity: 1 day
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Impress bystanders with a display of strength. If there are no bystanders, find some. ____________________ |
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CB Flippitty Flip Level: 90 Posts: 1229/2280 EXP: 6979224 For next: 209385 Since: 02-01-11 From: Canadaland Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.4 years
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loiter wihtout intent. while singing another dragon force song. ____________________ ...sigh... |
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Arp1033 Member Level: 61 Posts: 622/927 EXP: 1817263 For next: 59333 Since: 12-27-10 From: Pacific Northwest Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.3 years
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| Revive said kitten with said Dragon Force song. Then pile-drive it again. Repeat ad nauseum. |
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Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101 Posts: 1105/2732 EXP: 10487198 For next: 230477 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Use the clouds in your inventory to build closed palace doors. |
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