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| Jul - Display Case - The Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss |
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CB Flippitty Flip Level: 90      Posts: 1145/2280 EXP: 6979221 For next: 209388 Since: 02-01-11 From: Canadaland Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.4 years
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Swallow whole the Holy Grail. ____________________ Waiting for Las Vegas Trip on tuesday! |
Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101  Posts: 1062/2732 EXP: 10487194 For next: 230481 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Tempt fate. Hopefully with delicious food. |
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Arp1033 Member Level: 61  Posts: 554/927 EXP: 1817262 For next: 59334 Since: 12-27-10 From: Pacific Northwest Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.3 years
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| FIRE! USE THE FIRE THAT PURGES! |
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN  Posts: 368/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Make rocket out of sand.
Put sand rocket on launchpad. Press ignition button. Say "Yeehaw!" (...wait. Wrong adventure.  )____________________ |
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Dragon Fogel User Level: 10 Posts: 8/15 EXP: 3701 For next: 713 Since: 03-23-11 Since last post: 11.0 years Last activity: 10.8 years
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Originally posted by YK You place the Holy Grail on the dust altar, then you grab the Jet Engine and stick it on top of the Grail. Then you painstakingly pull the boulder and put it on top of the Jet Engine, crushing it to bits. A few moments later, the boulder crumbles due to a tiny spring from the engine poking at the small hole where the bullet struck it. The Holy Grail is unharmed. That's all nice and pointless, but now you need to figure out how to desecrate this pile of dust and debris! What should you do? Originally posted by Terra You decide to desecrate the altar by juggling ten full tubes of toothpaste with Pac-Man's nose. This is quite difficult, as Pac-Man doesn't have a nose that you're aware of, you have no idea where he is, and you aren't entirely sure how this would desecrate an altar anyways. In other words, it's completely pointless! You're glad you thought of it. Originally posted by Imajin You don't need help! You can be pointless enough on your own. So therefore, you decide to call upon the Planet of the Captains for help that you don't need. Ten minutes later, no Captains of any sort have appeared. This is probably because you didn't use your interplanetary communications device, so they couldn't hear you. Originally posted by CB You attempt to turn the Holy Grail into a whole swallow. Your attempt fails, because you don't know any way to do that. Originally posted by Xenesis You run to the temple's fully-stocked kitchen and cook a gourmet seven-course meal. You then talk to fate about how delicious this meal is. Hopefully that will tempt it! You're not sure what you'll tempt it into doing, but that's never stopped you before. Originally posted by Arp1033 You suddenly decide that, having gone to all the trouble of making this meal, it would be pointless to set it on fire. So you do that! The entire meal will slowly burn away to ash and be utterly ruined. Originally posted by YK There's no sand in the temple, since you pointlessly moved it from the beach. Although, there is a launchpad because you have nothing to launch. So you make a sand rocket out of the sand that isn't there, and you put it on the launchpad. You then press the "Ignition" button and shout "Yeehaw!" The console says "Vocal pattern recognized. Password accepted." after you shout. The nonexistent sand rocket is launched. What will you do now? |
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN Posts: 372/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Get ye flask. ____________________ |
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Taryn Passed away. Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms. 1987-2014 Level: 204  Posts: 12763/14742 EXP: 121753051 For next: 1596767 Since: 09-01-09 From: Seattle Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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Sunny Level: 115 Posts: 3160/3675 EXP: 16368292 For next: 443072 Since: 07-23-07 Since last post: 4.2 years Last activity: 189 days
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| Would using "Spent Bullet" on the "pile of dust and debris" count as "desecration"? ____________________ Posts = 3160
Age = 1344 Lv 88 Exp 6512501 / 6650664 LvExp 119727 / 257890 (46.4%) PostExp = 3091 ExpTime = 35.664 |
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Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101 Posts: 1066/2732 EXP: 10487194 For next: 230481 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Found the United Nations. |
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Arp1033 Member Level: 61 Posts: 560/927 EXP: 1817262 For next: 59334 Since: 12-27-10 From: Pacific Northwest Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.3 years
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| The piss on everyone in it. |
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Q 風のノータム Level: 105  Posts: 1875/2986 EXP: 11976746 For next: 285514 Since: 08-03-07 Pronouns: she/her From: Nowhere Since last post: 51 days Last activity: 11 hours
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| > Quickly retrieve arms from safe. |
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Dragon Fogel User Level: 10 Posts: 9/15 EXP: 3701 For next: 713 Since: 03-23-11 Since last post: 11.0 years Last activity: 10.8 years
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Originally posted by YK You already have ye flask! So you pointlessly refuse to acknowledge that you do. You get ye flask and continue to refuse to acknowledge that you have it. Originally posted by Terra You recklessly jump into the air, trying to get in front of the nonexistent rocket. You fall to the floor quite spectacularly, breaking ye flask in the process. Ye mysterious potion in ye flask is spilled, and some of it soaks into your clothes. Originally posted by MM200 You have no idea! You decide to test it out. You toss the bullet into the pile. It lands in the Holy Grail, and miraculously becomes a usable bullet again. It also seems to be blessed with holy power. It could be very useful, so you decide to just leave it in the Grail where it won't do you any good. Originally posted by Xenesis You have found the United Nations! Item Obtained: United Nations! It looks strangely like a blessed bullet. Originally posted by Arp1033 You declare "the piss", whatever that is, on everyone in the United Nations. Which seems to be nobody. This has no effect. Success! Originally posted by The Red Snifit You don't have any arms in the safe! So you open it and stick your arms in there. You quickly retrieve your arms from the safe. Then you stick them back in, because you can't use your arms as effectively from inside a safe. What will you do next? |
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN Posts: 380/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Find a reason! ____________________ |
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Taryn Passed away. Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms. 1987-2014 Level: 204 Posts: 12786/14742 EXP: 121753051 For next: 1596767 Since: 09-01-09 From: Seattle Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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Arp1033 Member Level: 61 Posts: 571/927 EXP: 1817262 For next: 59334 Since: 12-27-10 From: Pacific Northwest Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.3 years
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| Figure out why the letter that comes between "m" ad "o" i the alphabet is't workig o this keyboard! |
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Xenesis Roy Koopa Actually a Doctor Level: 101 Posts: 1071/2732 EXP: 10487194 For next: 230481 Since: 07-28-07 Pronouns: She/Her From: Orange Star's Retirement Villa Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours
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| >Rotate the universe 90º. |
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Dragon Fogel User Level: 10 Posts: 10/15 EXP: 3701 For next: 713 Since: 03-23-11 Since last post: 11.0 years Last activity: 10.8 years
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Originally posted by YK You find a horseshoe-shaped reason in the safe. Now what was it doing there? Item Obtained: Reason (Definitely not a horseshoe). Originally posted by Terra You take all of Pac-Man's body parts out of the safe (which is to say, none of them), and decide to use the safe to squish an antidisestablishmentarianist. Now all you have to do is convert to antidisestablishmentarianism in as pointlessly convoluted a manner as possible. Originally posted by Arp1033 You thik about it, ad coclude that the keyboard's ower is either too atidisestablishmetariaist, or ot atidisestablishmetariaist eough. Originally posted by Xenesis You rotate the universe 90 degrees. You simultaneously rotate gravity 90 degrees so that nobody will notice the difference. This takes a great deal of energy out of you, and has no noticeable effect. Excellent! Now, what pointless thing will you do next? |
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Taryn Passed away. Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms. 1987-2014 Level: 204 Posts: 12832/14742 EXP: 121753051 For next: 1596767 Since: 09-01-09 From: Seattle Since last post: 10.1 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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YK Permabanned! At some point you just have to cease and de-racist. Level: NaN Posts: 385/-665 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 06-25-10 From: Oregon Since last post: 10.6 years Last activity: 9.8 years
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| Combine Reason and Holy Grail. ____________________ |
Nicole Disk-kun Level: 146  Posts: 3211/6469 EXP: 38286705 For next: 226589 Since: 07-07-07 Pronouns: she/her From: Boston, MA Since last post: 78 days Last activity: 1 day
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