Rick
M'Lord, there's a knife in your head!
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I think Jul needs its own "Bad Fiction" award.
I nominate this steaming pile.
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Rick
M'Lord, there's a knife in your head!
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Originally posted by CB
Originally posted by Rick I think Jul needs its own "Bad Fiction" award.
I nominate this steaming pile.
Wouldn't it be the only nomination? 

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I have to do more!
Lisa: Were are we gonna run?!?!?!?!?!!?
Bart: To hell.
Lisa: So were is hell?
Bart: Um.... What about running to the dinner tabel instead?
Lisa: Ok.
Homer: I'm right behind you! *Jumps on Lisa*
Lisa: Help! Help! Help!
Bart: Get your fucking ass of my mom!
Homer: *Tries to eat Lisa*
Lisa: HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Homer: WTF? You're tasting butter!
Lisa: Do you like butter?
Homer: WHAT? NOBODY LIKES BUTTER!
Lisa: I do.
Bart: I do.
Homer: WHAT?!?!?!?!? ARE YOU INSANE????
Bart: No.
Lisa: No.
All for now. MUHAHAHAHAHA
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Spiky's turn!
Spiky: I don't belive you.
Vampire: Wanna see our house?
Spiky: Why not?
After a long time they came underground.
Spiky: This is just a cave full of coffins!
Vampire: But whe live in coffins!
Spiky: Can i see your coffin?
Vampire: OK
Spiky: Can i see you lay down in the coffin?
Vampire: OK!
When the vampire closed his eyes in the coffin, Spiky killed him. He also killed all other vampires.
Spiky: Let's see how my list is going!
Spiky: My list is going well! Let's see what Lisa and Bart is doing!
That's al for now. Have any suggestions??
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Acey
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Your story's bad and you should feel bad.
THAT SAID, it is also hilarious so maybe you shouldn't feel bad? :?
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Rick
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How can one kill that which is already dead...?
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Rick: Don't ask me.
Homer: IF YOU LIKE BUTTER YOU HAVE TO BE INSANE!!!
Bart: NO.
Homer: WHY NOT?
Bart: BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE LIKE BUTTER!
Homer: BUT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS ALLERGIC TO BUTTER!
Bart: THAT'S JUST GHOSTS!
Homer: IS JUST GHOSTS ALLERGIC TO BUTTER? DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
Lisa: STOP YELLING!
Bart: YOU'RE YELLING TO!
Lisa: I SAID STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer: Maybe we have to stop?
Bart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lisa: If you don't stop yelling, i will take your PS3, Nintendo Wii, PS2, XBOX 360, PS, Nintendo DS, Gamecube, SNES, NES and XBOX!
Bart: Ok, i will stop yelling.
Homer: Good thing you have stopped! I can now kill you!
Lisa: Bart find some butter!
Bart: Here!
Lisa trowed the butter on Homer.
Homer: Butter? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Homer: *Vanishing away*
Spiky: Cool! You got rid of Homer!
Lisa: Spiky! Where have you been?
Spiky: Inside the house and underground!
Lisa: Have you done something?
Spiky: Yep! I have got rid of the vampires!
Bart: Did you say ''got rid of the vampires!''?
Spiky: Yes.
Bart: WOW! How did you do it?
Spiky: I have my own method!
And that's all for now.
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Bart: Come on! Tell us!
Spiky: NO.
Lisa: So what should we do now?
Spiky: Go our own way to get rid of everything that's dangerous in this house.
Bart: WHAT?!!? GO OUR OWN WAY?!!?!
Spiky: Yep.
Bart: COOL! I wana pick way first!
And then Bart was on his way.
Spiky: I will pick the underground.
Lisa: I will pick the roof.
And then i all walked away.
And that's all for today. Not mutch today.
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This story is so amazing.
Fantastic character development.
Snappy, witty writing.
Brilliant social commentary.
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Today, i'm going to post over 300000 words!
April fool!
It's Bart's turn now.
Bart: I have to go to the kitchen!
*Arrives at the kitchen*
Bart: This place is boring...
Suddenly zombies started to come up from the floor.
Bart: HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Zombie: NO.
Bart: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Zombie: IIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bart: I CANT HEAR YOU!
Zombie: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bart: You dont need to yell!
Zombie: I DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Bart: STOP YELLING!
Zombie leader: He is right stop yelling.
Zombie: IIII DDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Zombie leader: *shots the head of zombie* Get AWAY!
Zombie: HHHHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!
Zombie leader: IIIIII SSSSAAAAAIIIIIIDDDDD GGGGOOOO AAAAWWWWAAAAYYYYY!
Zombie: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Zombie leader: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Zombie: *Dies*
Zombie leader: Come here Bart!
Bart: *walks to the zombie leader*
Zombie leader: *knocks Bart in the head* FIGHT!
Bart: Can you do that?
Zombie leader: Read this book.
Bart: *reading* If a zombie knocks a human in the head and says FIGHT! A fight will start.
Zombie leader: See it now?
Bart: Yeah. Let's start fight!
And end. I hope you dont get angry for me ending today like this.
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