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Zero One
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And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:29:34 AM Link | Quote
Good shot, by the way.

And damnit, Eve is a gullible bitch. I mean, she must be the ONLY person to be fooled by a SNAKE. And God, you punished the snake by making it crawl on it's stomach? It's a SNAKE!

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Girlydragon
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:30:12 AM Link | Quote
The dinosaurs never happened, the bible is my word, scientist are blasphemists.

AND ADAM NEVER FOUND OUT ABOUT THE EVE THING SO HUSH.

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Friendbot2000
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:32:25 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Zero One
Good shot, by the way.

And damnit, Eve is a gullible bitch. I mean, she must be the ONLY person to be fooled by a SNAKE. And God, you punished the snake by making it crawl on it's stomach? It's a SNAKE!


That is because dad never passed Biology in prep school. He graduated last in his class and was voted least likely to succeed as a god.
Girlydragon
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Posted on 03-06-11 10:33:56 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Friendbot2000
He graduated last in his class and was voted least likely to succeed as a god.


Those silly god-wannabees don't know how to REALLY succeed as god.

It has to do with banging the right persons.

And having the right contacts.

And getting god drunk.

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Posted on 03-06-11 10:37:37 AM Link | Quote
So you succeed as a god by causing widespread famine, disease, poverty, violence, natural disasters, and hipsters? You are out of control dad.
Zero One
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And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Posted on 03-06-11 12:33:55 PM Link | Quote
I don't hear of any other worlds having catastrophic events happening, do you?

Then again, those other worlds probably avoid us like the plague.

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Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

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Posted on 03-06-11 12:42:15 PM Link | Quote
The Planet Mibushu has achieved world peace under Uncle Pluto. Why can't you be more like him?
Acey

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Posted on 03-06-11 12:52:02 PM Link | Quote

This is the best thread ever.

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Girlydragon
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Posted on 03-06-11 01:10:37 PM Link | Quote
Yes, and I also wished for world peace.

Grow up son, life sucks.

Deal with it.

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Zero One
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And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Posted on 03-06-11 01:11:12 PM Link | Quote
But you're omnipotent! Change it!

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"The last Metroid is in captivity."
And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked.
Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Girlydragon
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Posted on 03-06-11 01:12:18 PM Link | Quote
Yes, but once when I was drunk I got a dare to make a world so bad I couldn't fix it.

I took the dare, and won.

Not so omnipotent anymore.

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Zero One
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And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Posted on 03-06-11 01:14:52 PM Link | Quote
Hehehe. Thomas Aquinas really screwed you over there, didn't he?

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Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

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