Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2937/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:01:15 AM Link | Quote
	Well, while you're still down there... Will you wash my feet? ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Friendbot2000 Member Level: 51 Posts: 541/577 EXP: 950541 For next: 63397 Since: 06-17-09 Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.5 years	Posted on 03-06-11 10:05:40 AM Link | Quote
	What am I? Jesus?

Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2938/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:06:51 AM Link | Quote
	Yes. Yes you are. Or have you forgotten the last 2010 years? ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Friendbot2000 Member Level: 51 Posts: 542/577 EXP: 950541 For next: 63397 Since: 06-17-09 Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.5 years	Posted on 03-06-11 10:07:36 AM Link | Quote
	Well when they took me off the cross I did hit my head pretty bad....

Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2939/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:08:47 AM Link | Quote
	I take it you never learned how to land properly? And you call yourself the son of God... ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Friendbot2000 Member Level: 51 Posts: 543/577 EXP: 950541 For next: 63397 Since: 06-17-09 Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.5 years	Posted on 03-06-11 10:09:32 AM Link | Quote
	Hey, I was drunk off of sour wine! You know how that stuff affects me!

Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2940/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:11:25 AM Link | Quote
	Then stop pissing about with the ocean! It wasn't originally called the Red Sea, y'know... ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Friendbot2000 Member Level: 51 Posts: 544/577 EXP: 950541 For next: 63397 Since: 06-17-09 Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.5 years	Posted on 03-06-11 10:13:13 AM Link | Quote
	Fine. Remember that time when we had that raging party over by the Red Sea and I totally parted the whole thing? Fucking Rad.

Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2941/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:15:07 AM Link | Quote
	Oh yeah, that was awesome. Heh, the things you can do with two large sheets of glass and a water pump. Hey, what was with that 3-day disappearance? Nipping at the sacramental wine again? ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Friendbot2000 Member Level: 51 Posts: 545/577 EXP: 950541 For next: 63397 Since: 06-17-09 Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.5 years	Posted on 03-06-11 10:16:33 AM Link | Quote
	Nawww Dad grounded me for messing around with Mary Magdelene again. Such a cock block.

Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2942/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:17:52 AM Link | Quote
	I hate to say it, but your dad is kind of a dick. ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Friendbot2000 Member Level: 51 Posts: 547/577 EXP: 950541 For next: 63397 Since: 06-17-09 Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.5 years	Posted on 03-06-11 10:19:47 AM Link | Quote
	Yeah, he started drinking on the job again. Makes him a total dick. I keep trying to get him to lay off the mana and wine but he won't listen.

Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2943/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:21:35 AM Link | Quote
	You tried hiding his stash? I doubt he's omniscient when drunk. ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Girlydragon 3030 Possibly neither Girly nor Dragon. Level: 105 Posts: 1581/3030 EXP: 12257344 For next: 4916 Since: 07-21-07 From: Sweden Since last post: 283 days Last activity: 9 hours	Posted on 03-06-11 10:24:16 AM Link | Quote
	Son, I don't appreciate you talking behind my back. Now go back to your training for the second coming, this time you'll do it RIGHT. ____________________

Friendbot2000 Member Level: 51 Posts: 548/577 EXP: 950541 For next: 63397 Since: 06-17-09 Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.5 years	Posted on 03-06-11 10:24:22 AM (last edited by Friendbot2000 at 03-06-11 07:26 AM) Link | Quote
	I really don't think I should come back with rocket launchers and a dinosaur dad. It isn't very good for PR.

Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2944/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:25:13 AM Link | Quote
	C'mon, God. Lighten up. Have you thought of AA? They can help you. ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Girlydragon 3030 Possibly neither Girly nor Dragon. Level: 105 Posts: 1582/3030 EXP: 12257344 For next: 4916 Since: 07-21-07 From: Sweden Since last post: 283 days Last activity: 9 hours	Posted on 03-06-11 10:26:25 AM Link | Quote
	I JUST WANTED A SON THAT COULD SAVE HUMANITY AND SHOW THEM THE WAY. BUT NOOOOOO HE HAS TO GET KILLED BY THEM INSTEAD. WHY CANNOT HE MAKE HIS FATHER PROUD!? *God takes another sip of his beer. ____________________

Zero One 5170 And as we fall the spirit carries on, That a hero'll come and save us all, As we call the ones we left below, We all dream of the day we rise above Level: 129 Posts: 2945/5173 EXP: 24574681 For next: 474973 Since: 05-24-10 From: Delta Quadrant Since last post: 1.6 years Last activity: 131 days	Posted on 03-06-11 10:27:06 AM Link | Quote
	Hey, you can't complain! Remember the first time you turned your back on Earth for one second? Fucking dinosaurs. ____________________ "The last Metroid is in captivity." And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked. Thanks Xkeeper, Bagel and Sanky for the help!

Friendbot2000 Member Level: 51 Posts: 550/577 EXP: 950541 For next: 63397 Since: 06-17-09 Since last post: 10.5 years Last activity: 10.5 years	Posted on 03-06-11 10:27:59 AM Link | Quote
	And then you made me clean up that mess because you were too busy oogling Eve!