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Rick
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Posted on 01-09-11 02:51:44 AM Link | Quote
I saw some hookers about two blocks from here. What the fuck, Jul?

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Posted on 01-09-11 03:28:57 AM Link | Quote
Really? And I thought that they had all left for other parts of town once Bitmap's Pub on 99th Street closed.

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Posted on 01-10-11 05:12:42 AM Link | Quote
Innocent Town, AKA Sin City 2.0!

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Posted on 01-10-11 02:33:42 PM Link | Quote

If it's not innocent, then it must be


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Posted on 01-11-11 02:59:05 AM Link | Quote
Hey, the town itself is innocent.

As for the hookers... well, we need some sort of tourism industry.

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Posted on 01-11-11 06:22:36 AM Link | Quote
That's a new way of putting it: tourism guides! They help you visit places you didn't know existed...

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Posted on 01-11-11 02:01:10 PM Link | Quote
Well, just go to the Jul Welcome Centre by the train station, and you'll find a tourists' map of the city and lots of little pamphlets for various attractions

*picks one up at random*

HOOKER CITY
World's Largest Hooker Collection
1024 East 99th Street, 1 mile west of Highway 378

Hmmm, I guess it's an official tourist attraction now. *reads on*

Welcome to the world's largest selection of prostitutes! Catgirls, foxgirls, lizardgirls, bunnygirls, and more! And male furries too! We have hookers for every fetish! Fat, boobs, short hair, and more! All at Hooker City!

Ooh, short-haired girls? Maybe I should check them out

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Posted on 01-11-11 03:37:47 PM (last edited by Orlandu at 01-11-11 12:37 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Terra
Welcome to the world's largest selection of prostitutes! Catgirls, foxgirls, lizardgirls, bunnygirls, and more! And male furries too! We have hookers for every fetish! Fat, boobs, short hair, and more! All at Hooker City!


You just described the Bunny Ranch that actually exists in Pahrump... I'm not kidding.

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Posted on 01-12-11 05:05:35 AM Link | Quote
You just described the Bunny Ranch that actually exists in Pahrump... I'm not kidding.

Ours is better. At least, that's what the tourists say for some reason...

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Posted on 01-18-11 02:57:08 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, but like, the hookers are the ugly kind that repel tourists. There's also a 550+ lb. one. Her Facebook profile brags about it.

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Posted on 01-22-11 07:09:56 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rick
Yeah, but like, the hookers are the ugly kind that repel tourists. There's also a 550+ lb. one. Her Facebook profile brags about it.


has hydrapheetz found her yet?

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Posted on 02-01-11 02:12:24 AM Link | Quote
I don't know, he won't talk to me. D:

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Posted on 02-02-11 10:03:00 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rick
I don't know, he won't talk to me. D:


I'm still willing to bet he did.

Hell, I know he did. He says she's nice, actually.

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Posted on 02-02-11 10:07:41 PM Link | Quote
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Posted on 02-02-11 10:08:07 PM Link | Quote
*snuggles Illumina while swishing her tail cutely and purring*

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Posted on 02-03-11 02:59:02 AM Link | Quote
What about hookers?

I think I missed out on something...again.

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Posted on 02-03-11 03:56:31 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, they were a bunch of old guys putting hooks on fishing rods out by the lake.

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Posted on 02-03-11 04:28:26 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
What about hookers?

I think I missed out on something...again.


I didn't do it.

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Posted on 02-03-11 01:46:18 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Terra
Yeah, they were a bunch of old guys putting hooks on fishing rods out by the lake.


Neat. Did they catch anything good?

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Posted on 02-03-11 01:50:03 PM Link | Quote
They caught an old boot.

Then, several hours later, amazingly...they caught the other boot.

And that was it.

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