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Posted on 09-29-07 07:33:22 PM Link


At least Xk didn't piss on it, unlike... whoever who did said action to Jerry Seinfeld's couch.

Originally posted by tyty210
Tyty210 is amused!
It laughed in its amusement!
Tyty210 fainted!

- DORITO used GRAMMAR NAZI!
- It's super effective!

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Posted on 09-29-07 08:12:42 PM Link
Originally posted by Ranko
I tell you though, that fart could've stripped the varnish off a foot locker.


I am going to use this.

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Posted on 09-29-07 08:52:32 PM Link
Simplicity v1.11
George Carlin's Back in Town.

Go find.

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Posted on 09-30-07 12:31:48 AM Link
Heck, at my local arcade, the DanceDanceRevolution machine is unplugged because it broke and all it does is light up all the lights, and make this staticy noise that sounds like a very long fart.

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Posted on 09-30-07 02:21:33 AM Link
Oh my...
*roxahris faints

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Posted on 09-30-07 05:04:42 AM Link
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Originally posted by roger3245
Heck, at my local arcade, the DanceDanceRevolution machine is unplugged because it broke and all it does is light up all the lights, and make this staticy noise that sounds like a very long fart.


Probably a short somewhere. Sounds like the GE speakers that my boss has on one of his computers in the office; every so often when it gets left for a while it starts making a really weird fart sound that blends in with the sound of whatever's on the comp.

We'd be listening to Bob and Tom in the mornings and all of the sudden Tom's farting while talking...oh wait...SHORT!

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Posted on 09-30-07 05:39:18 AM Link
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My "bad gas" is going away (albeit slowly...) I ust thinkI shouldn't have had the mystery food in the fridge.

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Posted on 09-30-07 05:43:42 AM Link
Machi-Machi v. Kyan!
...

Your bad gas is going away because it's exploding out your ass.

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Posted on 09-30-07 06:47:14 AM Link
So you go to live with someone and one of the first things you do is go after the mystery food in the fridge.

This is gonna be reallllllllly fun.
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Posted on 09-30-07 06:48:42 AM Link
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That was at home, bfore the move. My stomach was upset the whole flight...

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Posted on 09-30-07 08:24:08 AM Link
I'm going to mention that my dog has a nasty habit of sleeping against my bedroom door, and farting into my room thru that small, very small space at the bottom of the door.

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Posted on 09-30-07 03:48:45 PM Link
Originally posted by The Glitch
I'm going to mention that my dog has a nasty habit of sleeping against my bedroom door, and farting into my room thru that small, very small space at the bottom of the door.


Haha oh wow. That's really bad.

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Posted on 09-30-07 05:58:49 PM Link

Winter layout a go-go!
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Originally posted by Dorito
Originally posted by tyty210
Tyty210 is amused!
It laughed in its amusement!
Tyty210 fainted!

- DORITO used GRAMMAR NAZI!
- It's super effective!

Either you're smoking pot, or you are a horrible Grammar Nazi.

Just be glad the couch isn't absorbing the farts. If it is, burn it.

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Posted on 09-30-07 06:41:19 PM Link
Originally posted by Lunar MM
Originally posted by Dorito
Originally posted by tyty210
Tyty210 is amused!
It laughed in its amusement!
Tyty210 fainted!

- DORITO used GRAMMAR NAZI!
- It's super effective!

Either you're smoking pot, or you are a horrible Grammar Nazi.
Uh, that post looks correct to me...what are YOU smoking?

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Posted on 09-30-07 07:09:16 PM Link
Originally posted by Lunar MM
Originally posted by Dorito
Originally posted by tyty210
Tyty210 is amused!
It laughed in its amusement!
Tyty210 fainted!

- DORITO used GRAMMAR NAZI!
- It's super effective!

Either you're smoking pot, or you are a horrible Grammar Nazi.
The original post said "it's amusement", dude. He corrected it and then underlined it, which, while being somewhat unorthodox, is technically valid.

Moreover, if it's absorbing the farts, lighting it on fire may be a bad idea.
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Posted on 09-30-07 10:21:19 PM Link
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BMF> [poot]
Xkeeper> [whack!]


I wonder how long I have before I lose the ability to smell.

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Posted on 09-30-07 10:22:36 PM Link
Originally posted by Biospark
BMF> [poot]
Xkeeper> [whack!]


I wonder how long I have before I lose the ability to smell.

Or vice versa.

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Posted on 09-30-07 10:24:46 PM Link
Machi-Machi v. Kyan!
I'd have 30-06'd someone by now.

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Posted on 09-30-07 10:25:40 PM Link
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Originally posted by Biospark
BMF> [poot]
Xkeeper> [whack!]


I wonder how long I have before I lose the ability to smell.


I am still waiting for there is xkeeper in my bmf, and there is bmf in my xkeeper jokes..
CH4 jokes seem to be working fine however.

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Posted on 10-01-07 02:46:06 AM Link
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