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Keitaro

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Posted on 12-05-10 08:58:11 AM Link | Quote
and plans to charge you for its use.

I mean...what. how is the Spanish government even remotely taking this seriously?
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Posted on 12-05-10 09:33:42 AM Link | Quote
Pfffhahahaha!

In that case, I'm going to own the galaxy and charge you for using the energy of a billion suns.

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Posted on 12-05-10 10:07:09 AM Link | Quote
Oh wow, that is fucking retarded.

I am speechless, god.

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Posted on 12-05-10 02:43:52 PM Link | Quote

So, um, how is she going to prevent people from using the sun without paying up?

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Posted on 12-05-10 05:37:21 PM Link | Quote
Soon we're going to have to pay just to breathe air.

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Posted on 12-05-10 05:46:50 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gabu
Soon we're going to have to pay just to breathe air.


That's what we call "taxes".

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Posted on 12-05-10 06:28:41 PM Link | Quote
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Posted on 12-05-10 06:33:54 PM (last edited by Lady Crabbyboss at 12-05-10 03:36 PM) Link | Quote

I claim oxygen, but I'm only charging Angeles Duran for its use.

Edit: Oh oh oh, does this mean I can sue her when I get a sunburn?

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Posted on 12-05-10 07:12:47 PM Link | Quote
I have claimed ownership of the element carbon. Any carbon-based life forms must pay me a carbon rental fee of only $0.04 USD per year...per atom.

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Posted on 12-05-10 07:23:34 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Terra
I have claimed ownership of the element carbon. Any carbon-based life forms must pay me a carbon rental fee of only $0.04 USD per year...per atom.

Carbon is constructed primarily of electrons, protons, and neutrons, which I think you'll find are my property. I'll see you in court for theft.

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Posted on 12-05-10 07:26:04 PM Link | Quote
That does it. Now I have no choice. As they do on Wheel of Fortune... I'm going to buy a vowel! An E! And everyone is going to have to pay me royalties whenever it's used! So ha!
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Posted on 12-05-10 07:45:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by YK
That does it. Now I have no choice. As they do on Wheel of Fortune... I'm going to buy a vowel! An E! And everyone is going to have to pay me royalties whenever it's used! So ha!
Oh, I can find ways around that without much difficulty, and still sound fairly natural doing so. Sorry, sir, but you fail at this.

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Posted on 12-05-10 07:46:59 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Waffle Ryebread
Originally posted by YK
That does it. Now I have no choice. As they do on Wheel of Fortune... I'm going to buy a vowel! An E! And everyone is going to have to pay me royalties whenever it's used! So ha!
Oh, I can find ways around that without much difficulty, and still sound fairly natural doing so. Sorry, sir, but you fail at this.


All right, sir, you force me to buy *all* the vowels! See how natural you sound *now*! =P
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Posted on 12-05-10 08:13:27 PM Link | Quote
K, ths m b hrd t tp, thn.

thnk wll b ll th cnsnnts.

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Posted on 12-05-10 08:14:05 PM (last edited by YK at 12-05-10 05:14 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Terra
K, ths m b hrd t tp, thn.

thnk wll b ll th cnsnnts.


Ai ea. o i ae oa e ou!
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Posted on 12-05-10 08:15:07 PM Link | Quote
Translation:

OK, this may be hard to type, then.

I think I will buy all the consonants.

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Posted on 12-06-10 12:40:45 AM (last edited by Keitaro at 12-05-10 10:47 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by YK
Originally posted by Terra
K, ths m b hrd t tp, thn.

thnk wll b ll th cnsnnts.


Ai ea. o i ae oa e ou!

the patriots are not amused
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Posted on 12-06-10 02:09:49 AM Link | Quote
I offically own the internet. You must now pay me all kinds of money per minute.

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Posted on 12-06-10 02:12:45 AM Link | Quote
You can't own the internet! Its not just some big dump truck...
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Posted on 12-06-10 02:56:56 AM Link | Quote
Yes it is, I can legally do it, and you can't sue me to stop it!

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