Original English Text:
I wonder how mangled this text will end up being.

Translated to Japanese:
私はこのテキスト台無しにされるあることをどのように終了するか疑問に思う。

Translated back to English:
I how it ends, think a certain thing which makes this text ruinous in doubt.

Translated to Chinese:
我它如何结束，认为做此文本毁灭性怀疑的某一事情。

Translated back to English:
How my it finished, thinks that makes this text ruination suspicion something.

Translated to French:
Comment mon il de finition, pense qui fait à ce soupçon de ruine des textes quelque chose.

Translated back to English:
How my he of completion, thinks which does with this suspicion of ruin of the texts something.

Translated to German:
Wie mein er der Fertigstellung, denkt, welches mit diesem Misstrauen der Ruine der Texte etwas tut.

Translated back to English:
Like mine it the completion, thinks, which does with this distrust of the ruin of the texts somewhat.

Translated to Italian:
Come miei il completamento, pensa, che fa piuttosto con questa diffidenza della rovina dei testi.

Translated back to English:
Like mine the completion, thinks ago, that rather with this diffidenza of the ruin of the witnesses.

Translated to Portuguese:
Como meus a conclusão, pensa há, que um pouco com este diffidenza da ruína das testemunhas.

Translated back to English:
As mine the conclusion, thinks has, that a little with this diffidenza of the ruin of the witnesses.

Translated to Spanish:
Como los míos la conclusión, piensa tiene, un ese poco con este diffidenza de la ruina de los testigos.

Translated back to English:
Like mine the conclusion, thinks has, that little with this diffidenza of the ruin of the witnesses.

Wow, the final sentence doesn't even remotely resemble the initial input

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Dude, where's my car?

Hey, do you have my car here?

It still makes sense, contextually.

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